FIFA goes MAGA

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Please show some sympathy to your soccer friends as they're going to be in a state of shock.

FIFA (the most corrupt sports governing body) has created a new peace prize award and the first recipient is our American Hero - Donald J Trump.

Oh my. Euro heads are going to explode.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cy5gw0wv5zqo
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If anyone knows how to kiss ass it's FIFA leadership whoores
texagbeliever
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I have no doubt Trump put some political pressure on FIFA to do this but the hilarity of it is just too rich. This man can troll like no other.
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Even after this, I still don't care about soccer

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Only the FIFA Euros would do this - much be a French pansie

BigRobSA
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HollywoodBQ said:


Oh my. Euro heads are going to explode.


Euros!?

Hell, US liberals' heads too.
rocky the dog
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Wait...you said FIFA??????
Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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Quote:

Hell, US liberals' heads too.

Many of the US soccer talking heads are big time liberals. .
Gordo14
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I don't know how you didn't watch that and be thoroughly embarrassed by it. I'm really struggling to find the words because how North Korean the whole thing was. Create an award that never existed with a weird 5 minute long hype video followed by what can only be described as comically excessive aggrandizement. I mean if you're only emotional state is owning the libs I can see how you enjoyed it as if it was simply an algorithm. But good God they couldn't have laid it on more thick if they tried to gas up Trump's narcissism. I swear before the age of the internet nobody would have let that facile and vacuous ritual fly. You really should watch it and convince me that wasn't American Juche.

The full 11 minute presentation:
https://www.youtube.com/live/m1UEU3x4dhs?si=ZxwB6Qtva9ZsZnUp
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soccer maybe gay, but trump isn't wrong here.

Danny Vermin
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I actually watch Wrexham when they are on Paramount but my local team( FC Dallas) lost me completely when they went super woke after George Floyd died of am overdose. I hope they never win a championship.
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You just know that blue/purple/pink-haired clown Megan Rapinoe is going to spontaneously combust upon hearing this.



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And he even made them bring out the Village People to do YMCA.
rocky the dog
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
carl spacklers hat
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First time watching a FIFA event?
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oh ffs. embarrassed? please. I L'd mao.

You gotta learn to laugh and appreciate the pure, tawdry genius of Maga. Getting embarrassed or angry is for TDS stricken blue-hairs and cat ladies.
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HollywoodBQ said:

Please show some sympathy to your soccer friends as they're going to be in a state of shock.

FIFA (the most corrupt sports governing body) has created a new peace prize award and the first recipient is our American Hero - Donald J Trump.

Oh my. Euro heads are going to explode.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cy5gw0wv5zqo

How much does anybody want to bet that the last recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize is DJT as well?

How many other sports leagues have a peace prize?

How has FIFA gone 121 years without one?
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Serious Lee said:

soccer maybe gay, but trump isn't wrong here.



i suppose, If you mean the sport predominately uses feet.

Hands are for handling objects. Feet and legs are for running, jumping and gaining leverage. Soccer has it completely wrong. They need to pick that ball up with their mitts and run it towards the goal - and ****ing hit somebody if they have to on the way. Otherwise, forget it. play hacky sack instead.
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If I wanted to watch 22 guys run around for 90 minutes and not score, I'd go to Banita Creek Hall on a Saturday.
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BigRobSA said:

HollywoodBQ said:


Oh my. Euro heads are going to explode.


Euros!?

Hell, US liberals' heads too.

I'm thinking it's going to be nonstop REEEEEEEEing by every single supporter / season ticket holder of:

Seattle Sounders
Austin FC
San Jose Earthquakes
LA FC
LA Galaxy
New England Revolution

and obviously Portland TImbers
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Gordo14 said:

I don't know how you didn't watch that and be thoroughly embarrassed by it.

Haven't watched it yet.

Heard the news on AM radio while I was driving my 1999 Ford Expedition to the body shop for a paint estimate. Looking forward to watching the stream later tonight.
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So who gets the NFL Peace Prize?
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Trajan88 said:

You just know that blue/purple/pink-haired clown Megan Rapinoe is going to spontaneously combust upon hearing this.

Rule #1 was not required for Rapinoe.
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torrid said:

So who gets the NFL Peace Prize?

Also Donald J. Trump
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HollywoodBQ said:

BigRobSA said:

HollywoodBQ said:


Oh my. Euro heads are going to explode.


Euros!?

Hell, US liberals' heads too.

I'm thinking it's going to be nonstop REEEEEEEEing by every single supporter / season ticket holder of:

Seattle Sounders
Austin FC
San Jose Earthquakes
LA FC
LA Galaxy
New England Revolution

and obviously Portland TImbers


Haha. You know the names of pro soccer teams.
HollywoodBQ
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94chem said:

HollywoodBQ said:

BigRobSA said:

HollywoodBQ said:


Oh my. Euro heads are going to explode.


Euros!?

Hell, US liberals' heads too.

I'm thinking it's going to be nonstop REEEEEEEEing by every single supporter / season ticket holder of:

Seattle Sounders
Austin FC
San Jose Earthquakes
LA FC
LA Galaxy
New England Revolution

and obviously Portland TImbers


Haha. You know the names of pro soccer teams.

Not by choice per se.

I've been working with companies in Austin, Boston and the SF Bay Area for the past 30 years. Including people in the PNW.

And, I lived in Los Angeles for quite a while. But (confession), I didn't realize that Chivas USA has been gone for a decade.
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FIFA wrote the playbook on corruption and grift, birds of a feather
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FIFA is the gold standard for corrupt governing bodies. It's still shocking they did this. I could actually see the soccer world revolt over this.

I hope the MLS and whatever the girls league is called loses their **** over it. Expect protests at the Portland and Austin matches.
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YouBet said:

FIFA is the gold standard for corrupt governing bodies. It's still shocking they did this. I could actually see the soccer world revolt over this.

I hope the MLS and whatever the girls league is called loses their **** over it. Expect protests at the Portland and Austin matches.


I would bet the only reason they did this was to try and get better viewership in the US
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Is this the thread to post in if I'm middle aged and overweight but want to demonstrate how manly I am by informing others that I don't watch soccer?
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agdoc2001 said:

Is this the thread to post in if I'm middle aged and overweight but want to demonstrate how manly I am by informing others that I don't watch soccer?

Soccer is an offense to sports. it's fundamentally dumb to make someone use only their feet to handle a ball. The point is inarguable.

And yes, I'm middle aged and just slightly overweight. And I watch soccer when it's in the olympics and world cup. it's kinda entertaining...like circus jugglers and plate spinners are entertaining.
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At least he got his consolation prize.
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fullback44 said:

YouBet said:

FIFA is the gold standard for corrupt governing bodies. It's still shocking they did this. I could actually see the soccer world revolt over this.

I hope the MLS and whatever the girls league is called loses their **** over it. Expect protests at the Portland and Austin matches.


I would bet the only reason they did this was to try and get better viewership in the US


Oh, I'm sure.
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Sid Farkas said:

agdoc2001 said:

Is this the thread to post in if I'm middle aged and overweight but want to demonstrate how manly I am by informing others that I don't watch soccer?

Soccer is an offense to sports. it's fundamentally dumb to make someone use only their feet to handle a ball. The point is inarguable.

And yes, I'm middle aged and just slightly overweight. And I watch soccer when it's in the olympics and world cup. it's kinda entertaining...like circus jugglers and plate spinners are entertaining.


If we are arguing dumbness, then it's dumb that we call American football...football since using your feet is secondary to the sport. It should have been called Handball or something wholly different.
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YouBet said:

Sid Farkas said:

agdoc2001 said:

Is this the thread to post in if I'm middle aged and overweight but want to demonstrate how manly I am by informing others that I don't watch soccer?

Soccer is an offense to sports. it's fundamentally dumb to make someone use only their feet to handle a ball. The point is inarguable.

And yes, I'm middle aged and just slightly overweight. And I watch soccer when it's in the olympics and world cup. it's kinda entertaining...like circus jugglers and plate spinners are entertaining.


If we are arguing dumbness, then it's dumb that we call American football...football since using your feet is secondary to the sport. It should have been called Handball or something wholly different.



Handegg!

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