schmellba99 said:
Stagecoach said:
schmellba99 said:
Stagecoach said:
Killens is very average. And I am hearing that Mastros is disappointing.
Dafuq you say?
I suppose it's outstanding if you've never left Pearland
Good thing for me I have, and it's still outstanding.
If it's not, your life must truly suck to live in a world where pretty much everything is average at best. Really, the need to try to one up everybody on the board is amazing at times.
That's the way TexAgs is...a bunch of food snobs who have a dick measuring contest with their light switches.
- "<insert restaurant here> sucks! I can cook a better <insert item here> than they can and almost any place in this city." It's really over the top when they talk about "having to eat" a burger from Burger King or McDonalds. They try to describe it as tasting almost as bad as a dog turd that's spent a week floating in cat piss. First, you're the one that chose to go there. Very few towns have only one of those as an option. If you went there because of your wife and kids, congratulations, you're a ***** who is hauled around by your ball sac. If you hate it that much, pull into the Stop-n-Rob and grab yourself a Snickers and some Funyuns Second, if you go there expecting a friggin' gourmet burger, you're a ****ing idiot that probably should be reading the tags on hair driers and other electrical ***** People can't seem to manage their expectations when they eat at a fast food place. It's quite comical.
- "<insert restaurant that nobody has heard of here> is the best place to get <insert item here>. I've been going there for 13 years (they've only been open 9 months) and have never been disappointed." <FF a year and the restaurant is now profitable and not at risk of closing up shop every morning when they buy their ingredients> "That place sucks! Their <insert item here> tastes like it came out of an expired can found in the lost inventory section of the Brookshire's in Malakoff, TX. They were much better back in 2009 when I started going there."