in between gastric bypass surgeries

He just put on a little sympathy weight

So Chollie is pissing off HS coaches and Ketch is pissing off 5* recruits.

What a ****ing clown show.

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It reproduced?

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Twins, I believe.

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All I'm saying is that he's trolling y'all. He gets up and says "What can I do to get in their heads today?"

The fact that y'all take him up on it and spend so much time/mindspace pointing out why he's wrong etc... makes him giggle.

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Traces, you're making a good point. What we feel about him is deeper than that, though. None of us care that he laughs at us getting our dander up at his "work." What we find important is that his position of doing the LSR 100 and providing the evaluations - read: Star Ratings - of recruits in this region of the country has a real and palpable impact on the perception of how good these players are that each university is getting verbals from, and, in most cases, signing.

So, it's not that he's an A&M-hater that we hate. We basically don't give a s***, we talk to those folks all the time. That to which we take tremendous exception is that his bias and inaccuracy influence the way these two programs are perceived. Is he "trolling us?" Of course he is. He's not a Longhorn, he's a teasip. (My designation has nothing to do with where he went to school.) He's an A&M hater who misleads people by presenting purportedly, supposedly accurate and essential information that is inherently skewed by his own bias.

The fact that he has so much power over the message given to so many people pisses me the hell off, because it's not true. He's incompetent, yet possesses a high level of authority and import in the world of recruiting. How the hell "Rivals" continues to employ him in this capacity tells us more about them than us. Does Bobby Burton have something to do with this?

And he is morbidly obese which in the end will cost me money.
I just hope his clogged arteries don't lead to his wife having a relapse.

Whats the story on fat boys wife?

Y'all spend a **** ton of energy on that dude

Like this quote a lot Bill

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The fact that he has so much power over the message given to so many people pisses me the hell off, because it's not true. He's incompetent, yet possesses a high level of authority and import in the world of recruiting. How the hell "Rivals" continues to employ him in this capacity tells us more about them than us.

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Y'all spend a **** ton of energy on that dude

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Says the dude that's spent the last decade-plus creating and maintaining a creepy internet shtick on a message board of a team he has no actual affiliation with.

Drown yourself, loser.

IF there is one thing Ketch hates more than Aggies, it is hunger.

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Y'all spend a **** ton of energy on that dude

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Typing requires a **** ton of energy? Do you and ketch share similar biophysical profiles?

Not even pieces of metal surgically implanted in Ketch's body designed to reduce hunger could slow him down in his battle against anorexia.

Ketch- how does it feel to have staples in your stomach and still be the fattest guy in the room ?


It's because you literally have no self control and cant help yourself from stuffing your fat face with burgers


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5SirkyzPxr8

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Not even pieces of metal surgically implanted in Ketch's body designed to reduce hunger could slow him down in his battle against anorexia.

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Dat forehead doe

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Whats the story on fat boys wife?

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Here's the site. First one that pops up on Google.

http://36thstreetevents.com/2010/05/mr-mrs-ketchum/

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I strongly approve of how much he's helped A&M football, however I'm not down with posting wedding pics.

Bridesmaid on the left related to ketch? She big.

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I strongly approve of how much he's helped A&M football, however I'm not down with posting wedding pics.

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Meh... Google on a public web site.

She prides herself on being judgmental. Fair game.

What is she addicted to? Besides Michelin Man porn, obviously.

I imagine it takes a lot of alcohol to make sleeping with Ketch seem like a good idea.

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Says the dude that's spent the last decade-plus creating and maintaining a creepy internet shtick on a message board of a team he has no actual affiliation with.

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Sam has been on here for 10+ years but has been nothing but normal

Hey completely stable, well-grounded guy... ya hate-effed anyone lately?

Sam has a degree from A&M. You don't.

Maybe "Traces" is Ketch.

He *thinks* we're the ones being trolled.
Very Ketchlike.

This one was a classic....one of cuppycup's finest.

I wonder what fat boy will say about this?

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All I'm saying is that he's trolling y'all. He gets up and says "What can I do to get in their heads today?"

The fact that y'all take him up on it and spend so much time/mindspace pointing out why he's wrong etc... makes him jiggle.

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This one was a classic....one of cuppycup's finest.

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hilarious!

His wife is hideous.