They're just jokes, man. I'm not really going to shoot myself in the face. It's a hyperbole. I'm 45 years old, I'm allowed to think that Instagram is stupid and make a comment about it. Sorry if I've upset you yet again. Here's a unicorn wearing sunglasses and surfing on a rainbow to help you turn that frown upside down.

I'll try to keep my perceived bitterness to myself going forward. You're a good dude and you contribute more info to this board in a week than I could in 10 years. I was checking out my old posts and saw you and me both hyped up about the 2007 Transformers movie before it came out made laugh. I've never felt so old as I did in that movie watching the fights thinking "other than Optimus Prime I have no idea who any of these robots are.
I'm sticking out my virtual reality right hand to you and offering a truce. With my bobbleheads of Princess Leia, Boba Fett and Captain America as witnesses, I will redouble my efforts to stop mocking your posts and make this a kinder, gentler Interweb.