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your spouse's "less preferred" one-liners that you use weekly

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4:09p, 2/12/22
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"How's my stomach taste she says..." gets an eye roll every time.

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5:58p, 2/12/22
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Eat me
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7:57p, 2/12/22
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8:26p, 2/12/22
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Anytime my wife says "thank you"

I reply "You can thank me later"


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8:27p, 2/12/22
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My wife does not appreciate my skill at using, "She wants the D" at shockingly inappropriate times
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In reply to Scriffer • 9:11p, 2/12/22
Scriffer said:
My wife does not appreciate my skill at using, "She wants the D" at shockingly inappropriate times
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10:15p, 2/12/22
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She hates my "who is someone who has never been in my kitchen?" when our daughters reference some Gen Z youtube "celeb" I don't know.
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1:46a, 2/13/22
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Worlds greatest dad!

Best in the world!

Which means I'm better than #1.

ETA. It's go time!
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6:52a, 2/13/22
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"Ha, Ha, ha, Shut Up".

"You blew it".
- Billy Madison
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4:51p, 2/13/22

Littering and.......smoking the reefer
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2:20p, 2/14/22
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For the last two weeks it was "Superb Owl"
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2:22p, 2/14/22
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"Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth" never gets old...to me.
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2:40p, 2/14/22
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Combination of "Rub some dirt on it" or "Spray it with windex" when it comes to fixing minor aches or ailments.
God loves you so much He'll meet you where you are. He also loves you too much to allow to stay where you are.

We sing Hallelujah! The Lamb has overcome!
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In reply to Some Junkie Cosmonaut • 4:02p, 2/14/22
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Some Junkie Cosmonaut said:
"Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth" never gets old...to me.


Same in our house only we tweak it based on what one of the kids is doing.
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6:50p, 2/20/22
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Adding because I just used it and use it all the time. When debating through multiple options and I'm set on the most budget friendly:

'We're going with the chipper chicken' - George Banks
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8:01p, 2/20/22
"Bo No Go AT CoBo." Almost weekly to my Auburn grad wife!
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7:38p, 2/22/22
my SO does "yeah. helpful bus"

I could live without that.
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In reply to swimmerbabe11 • 7:59p, 2/22/22
swimmerbabe11 said:
my SO does "yeah. helpful bus"

I could live without that.


What does that mean?
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8:14p, 2/22/22
ooooooold James Gunn satire Videos he did called pg porn
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In reply to swimmerbabe11 • 8:23p, 2/22/22
If you want him to stop saying that, just tell him that you are out of his league and he has to do what you say.

Then report back on what he says.
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In reply to swimmerbabe11 • 8:29p, 2/22/22
swimmerbabe11 said:
my SO does "yeah. helpful bus"

I could live without that.
Start singing Moana at him

I suggest Shiny and You're Welcome to start
Wild West Pimp Style
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8:49p, 2/22/22
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"Is there anything else I can do for you Uncle Lewis?"
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8:59p, 2/22/22
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Whenever a quantity of anything really is stated: "In a row!!!"
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In reply to swimmerbabe11 • 8:59p, 2/22/22
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swimmerbabe11 said:
ooooooold James Gunn satire Videos he did called pg porn

Those were James Gunn? Genius!
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