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I'm about to dig deep into this subject, but oh well.

I think lots of movies made prior to the mid 50s could be remade today and have great success.

The cinematography was poor compared to modern techniques & technology, and I mean the most basic aspects of filming, not special effects. The only experience they had was filming stage performances and what little they had learned since. Most movies prior to 1950 or so felt like plays being filmed instead of actual movies. At the time it was cutting edge, but modern audiences are bored to tears.

Lighting, sound, blocking, transitions, etc...all of these feel ancient in movies prior to early 1950s because most of it was designed for the stage. They were doing the best they could, and it was truly phenominal at the time, but it doesn't hold up well with modern audiences.

The speech patterns & accents were also a huge factor. Most actors had cut their teeth in radio & stage unlike movie actors of today. Their speaking style reflected what is known as the Trans-Alantic or Mid-Atlantic accent. This QUICK VIDEO explains it well. Modern audiences are immediately turned off as soon as they hear it.

The movie from this time period that I would most like to see re-made is Arsenic and Old Lace. The play might be my all-time favorite because the story is hilarious and would hold up well today...not as a re-telling, but as a genuine remake almost word-for-word.

The story has tons of all the timeless qualities that would need no (or very little) changes: lots of physical comedy, crazy characters, and dark comedy in a light-hearted way. Some jokes would need to be modernized, though.

One change would probably be that a major character was an escaped convict who got plastic surgery to help change his identity, but the guy who did the surgery was drunk and made him look like Boris Karloff. Part of the joke was that Karloff played that roll in the original run on Broadway (but Karloff could not play that part in the movie due to contract disputes). Modernizing that joke/part with the modern version of that actor (whover that may be) would be necessary & hilarious.

Other than those, along with a couple of other minor tweaks to the script, I think this movie could be a huge hit in the mid-2020s, even if it's still set in the mid-1940s.
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A historically accurate remake of the great escape
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et98 said:


I think lots of movies made prior to the mid 50s could be remade today and have great success.


I agree completely. I think pacing is another major reason.

I love old movies but no one else in my family can stand them, for two simple reasons: even classic films move too slow and the dialog is stilted.

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Conan the Barbarian. Would love it as an HBO aeries!
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HtownAg92 said:

aggiegrad01 said:

Revenge of the Nerds

But this time, the Nerds are the bullies = Plot Twist! (so dumb)




Best idea - stop remaking and create new/original content
I'm with you -- I don't really see a need to remake any of the movies listed here.

Another good reason not to -- if it gets remade, Hollywood will be compelled to add something woke and inclusive into it. Leave the classics alone.


Adam Goldberg tried to remake RoTN. It was shut down after a week of filming.
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Maybe redo some of the Stephen King movies of his classics that weren't great on film in the 80s.
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Brewster's Millions although I think it would be Brewster's Billions now.

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KidDoc said:

Conan the Barbarian. Would love it as an HBO aeries!


Didn't they remake that about 10 years ago with Jason Momoa? I think I saw it, but I don't remember a thing about it.
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gggmann said:

KidDoc said:

Conan the Barbarian. Would love it as an HBO aeries!


Didn't they remake that about 10 years ago with Jason Momoa? I think I saw it, but I don't remember a thing about it.
They did. I thought it was awful. The 1982 movie is about as close to perfection as a movie can be.
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Trading Places

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I haven't read the whole thread, but I think I have a great idea for a remake


Re-Animator!
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9 1/2 Weeks

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All of the sequels to The Matrix, but with storylines that don't suck.

Agree with the person who wanted to do the same for the Star Wars prequels.
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Debbie Does Dallas
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Not Ghostbusters

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The abyss with modern cgi was what I came to post.
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Tanya 93 said:

Trading Places

The Jerk




Good ideas, but who today is as good as Steve Martin?
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Aust Ag said:

Tanya 93 said:

Trading Places

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Good ideas, but who today is as good as Steve Martin?


Steve Martin is still alive and acting
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Ghost of Andrew Eaton said:

First Blood
The original really doesn't need to be remade, but if you were to remake, you'd want it to more closely resemble the book upon which it was based where Rambo dies. I believe the sheriff dies as well, but it's been many years since I read it. This wouldn't go over well with movie audiences, I suspect, and more importantly, it would rob the world of scenes such as blowing up a Vietnamese soldier with an explosive-tipped arrow or driving down an Arizona highway and dropping the head of a cartel assclown out the window.
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I mean, remaking the original doesn't erase those other movies from existence
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Lonesome Dove
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Greased Lightning - the story of Wendell Scott

The Last American Hero - the story of Junior Johnson

Moonrunners (a rough precursor to Dukes of Hazzard)

Scarface (1932) actually set during that period

The Treasure of Sierra Madre (probably get ripped for suggesting this)
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agz win said:

Lonesome Dove



Why? It's already been perfected.
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The Devil Rides Out
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Ray Harryhausen was a genius with stop action animation, but would love to see remakes of Jason and the Argonauts and The 7th Voyage of Sinbad.
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Burdizzo said:

The Treasure of Sierra Madre (probably get ripped for suggesting this)
Remake? We don't need no stinking remake!
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TV movie. It deserves big screen production with big budget like Dances with Wolves.
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Logan's Run
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agz win said:

Lonesome Dove



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To Live and Die in L.A., with Michael Mann directing. Might actually rival Heat.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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Two voyage movies:

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea 1961


Fantastic Voyage 1966

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I need Neo to read that post.
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Fixed.....using brave browser to post does that for some reason.
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Sink the Bismarck!

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