Not really sure, just making a joke
***LANDMAN (Taylor Sheridan series)***
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Tecolote said:AJ02 said:
Demi looks so much like Courtney Cox now that they've both had so much work done. Sad, because they were both beautiful in different ways.
She's looks so plastic. It took a long time before I realized that was Demi. I know the pressure women get for looking young, but there are so many beautiful women who never get plastic surgery and even with wrinkles here and there they will always look 1000x better than anyone getting surgery.
For females, it's almost impossible not to chase former beauty. Females are beauty objects In the world order. And yeah, plastic surgery screws many of them up completely.
Ali Larter is the poster child for the phrase "no matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is tired of her ****"
Thoughts on S2 E3?
Matsui said:
Thoughts on S2 E3?
I was wondering when the dangers of H2S were going to be introduced into the storyline.
I have a few;
No way that 100 lb female lawyer squats 275 lbs
Wish they'd cut all scenes with mother and daughter - they are very annoying and add nothing to story
Lawyer at Cattlemen's Club should file assault charges against Tommy
That vehicle they were hog hunting in was very cool - think logo was Ultimate Top Drive
No way that 100 lb female lawyer squats 275 lbs
Wish they'd cut all scenes with mother and daughter - they are very annoying and add nothing to story
Lawyer at Cattlemen's Club should file assault charges against Tommy
That vehicle they were hog hunting in was very cool - think logo was Ultimate Top Drive
It's getting to the point where I'm just hate-watching any scene with the wife and daughter.
I usually can fight through the wife/daughter stuff but there was a scene in ep 3 that I furrowed my brow on:
When the daughter called BBT early in the episode, it was the most pointless conversation in a show ever. It basically amounted to her asking him what he was doing, then him telling her she had to go to the funeral. There wasn't anything funny, there was nothing insightful, it was just….there.
The wife scenes are all off the rails and I guess they're supposed to build up how stressful his life is supposed to be. Not only is he juggling chaos at work all the time, but he's chain smoking trying to get through the home-life stupidity as well.
When the daughter called BBT early in the episode, it was the most pointless conversation in a show ever. It basically amounted to her asking him what he was doing, then him telling her she had to go to the funeral. There wasn't anything funny, there was nothing insightful, it was just….there.
The wife scenes are all off the rails and I guess they're supposed to build up how stressful his life is supposed to be. Not only is he juggling chaos at work all the time, but he's chain smoking trying to get through the home-life stupidity as well.
I like the development of Garcia's involvement.
Not as "meh" on Ariana's character as some of you are. Same with Cooper. Same with Cammy.
Wife's story-line I can tolerate if it grows into some sort of legal or cartel conflict.
Ainsley's story so far is just filler, and not even good filler IMO.
I don't even know where this is going with Sam Elliott. If he's just a depressed and angry old man all season it will be a disappointment.
I just would like to see more business and operations stuff with the work crew, Garcia's funding, legal, and Tommy. I thought the end of E2 and most of E3 did a decent job redirecting to that.
Not as "meh" on Ariana's character as some of you are. Same with Cooper. Same with Cammy.
Wife's story-line I can tolerate if it grows into some sort of legal or cartel conflict.
Ainsley's story so far is just filler, and not even good filler IMO.
I don't even know where this is going with Sam Elliott. If he's just a depressed and angry old man all season it will be a disappointment.
I just would like to see more business and operations stuff with the work crew, Garcia's funding, legal, and Tommy. I thought the end of E2 and most of E3 did a decent job redirecting to that.
Damn that was a poor episode. Taylor has a history of just filling in the blanks in the middle episodes.
Ever see someone get a bottle crushed over their head and just walk it off like it's nothing?
Ever see someone get a bottle crushed over their head and just walk it off like it's nothing?
mm98 said:
I like the development of Garcia's involvement.
Not as "meh" on Ariana's character as some of you are. Same with Cooper. Same with Cammy.
Wife's story-line I can tolerate if it grows into some sort of legal or cartel conflict.
Ainsley's story so far is just filler, and not even good filler IMO.
I don't even know where this is going with Sam Elliott. If he's just a depressed and angry old man all season it will be a disappointment.
I just would like to see more business and operations stuff with the work crew, Garcia's funding, legal, and Tommy. I thought the end of E2 and most of E3 did a decent job redirecting to that.
I agree with this by and large. M-Tex attorney is a little too cutesy with how she handles everything. Sheridan just doesn't seem to be able to write parts well for women.
I think you'll see Rebekah's character get knocked down a few pegs
She agreed on the deal at the end of season two fairly quick, clearly not knowing what she was getting into in terms of scheduling and timeline for that kind of project
She agreed on the deal at the end of season two fairly quick, clearly not knowing what she was getting into in terms of scheduling and timeline for that kind of project
So now that its aired, I can tell it.
I was in a very brief scene in this episode, I walked by Billy Bob when he got off of the elevator. I was supposed to be a "Lawyer", walking with his "assistant".
I was also in the room in E.1 of this season when Demi Moore was giving her warning speach to the room full of bankers.
Thankfully, this season I only filmed around Billy Bob & Demi Moore. If I never film around the wife/daughter duo again, I will die a happy man.
The answer to all of your questions on Demi Moore is, yes.
I was in a very brief scene in this episode, I walked by Billy Bob when he got off of the elevator. I was supposed to be a "Lawyer", walking with his "assistant".
I was also in the room in E.1 of this season when Demi Moore was giving her warning speach to the room full of bankers.
Thankfully, this season I only filmed around Billy Bob & Demi Moore. If I never film around the wife/daughter duo again, I will die a happy man.
The answer to all of your questions on Demi Moore is, yes.
Just wondering if Ariana even needs to be in the plotline if her and Cooper aren't together. Perhaps there will be more to her story?
Plot twist- she's Galino's illegitimate daughter.
Plot twist- she's Galino's illegitimate daughter.
Galino?
"You got him?"
"Yeah, I got him"
IYKYK.
"You got him?"
"Yeah, I got him"
IYKYK.
This show is almost unwatchable because of the ex-wife and daughter. I wish they would write them out of the show in a fatal car accident or something.
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chick79 said:
This show is almost unwatchable because of the ex-wife and daughter. I wish they would write them out of the show in a fatal car accident or something.
The daughter and her antics like cheerleading in the dark in the yard are so cringeworthy and just dumb, dumb, dumb.
But, Sheridan's writing of the wife is 1000x worse. So, the wife meets Andy Garcia and basically dry humps him touching him, complimenting his suit, having an orgasm over his Patek watch, etc. and then emasculates BBT by saying he should dress and be more like Andy Garcia. Then, BBT tells Andy Garcia nicely "I like your wife" in nothing but a gentleman way and BBT's wife goes full blown BSC.
Yes, I watch because I do like the O&G aspects of the show, but damn Sheridan has some short man insecurities that cause him to put the mom and daughter in.
This latest episode was pretty lame
Southlake said:
Galino?
"You got him?"
"Yeah, I got him"
IYKYK.
Teamwork. Teamwork.
Wife: "just because we're driving to a funeral doesn't mean you can't be pleasent"
BBT: "It can't be pleasent. We're driving to a fuuuuuuu***g funeral"
I about died
BBT: "It can't be pleasent. We're driving to a fuuuuuuu***g funeral"
I about died
TheCougarHunter said:
Wife: "just because we're driving to a funeral doesn't mean you can't be pleasent"
BBT: "It can't be pleasent. We're driving to a fuuuuuuu***g funeral"
I about died
I laughed out loud at that too!
And I would have chosen Yacht Rock as well.
Tonight's episode was awful! Sam Elliot's character is a big negative. The Hispanic chick is insufferable! The only interesting women is the lawyer. Ali Lauter's character is so nuts and obnoxious I have to look at my phone when she's on. Billy Bob Thornton, the lawyer woman, and the drug dealers are now the only interesting characters remaining..
I agree it was so slow. Best part was the attorney.
i fast forward anything related to the mexican gf. She's a beating.
cr06gis said:
i fast forward anything related to the mexican gf. She's a beating.
Her character is tough to deal with, but damn she fine!
Most painful thing for me to watch was Demi pour out a bottle of Pappy on Monty's grave.
If you are standing at my grave with a bottle of Pappy, you'd better drink it.
If you are standing at my grave with a bottle of Pappy, you'd better drink it.
O.G. said:
Most painful thing for me to watch was Demi pour out a bottle of Pappy on Monty's grave.
If you are standing at my grave with a bottle of Pappy, you'd better drink it.
This!!! I damn near cried!
An L of an Ag said:O.G. said:
Most painful thing for me to watch was Demi pour out a bottle of Pappy on Monty's grave.
If you are standing at my grave with a bottle of Pappy, you'd better drink it.
This!!! I damn near cried!
They should have included a disclaimer at the end of the show: "No high-end bourbons were harmed in the production of this show."
pfo said:
Tonight's episode was awful! Sam Elliot's character is a big negative. The Hispanic chick is insufferable! The only interesting women is the lawyer. Ali Lauter's character is so nuts and obnoxious I have to look at my phone when she's on. Billy Bob Thornton, the lawyer woman, and the drug dealers are now the only interesting characters remaining..
The stupid plane ride scenes were pretty cringy. And she got so drunk in 45 minutes that she couldn't remember how she got in the guy's bed.
Ariana is neutral for me as a character- not annoying but not really adding much. But, as far as the series goes, she's the most attractive female character by far. The others are of course great looking but their acting is insufferable.
One Louder said:TheCougarHunter said:
Wife: "just because we're driving to a funeral doesn't mean you can't be pleasent"
BBT: "It can't be pleasent. We're driving to a fuuuuuuu***g funeral"
I about died
I laughed out loud at that too!
And I would have chosen Yacht Rock as well.
I had to rewind a few times to catch what he said and then looked it up. As I'm old enough to remember those bands, I had never heard that term. Yes, I live in a remote place where things aren't normal.
Every single storyline has me rolling my eyes. The wife, the daughter, Ariana, Demi's character, and the actual O&G operations as well. They employ a ton of dumbasses at TexOil or whatever it's called. Worst luck of any oil company in history, and it's always STUPID stuff. Like not using a brass hammer to loosen the bolt and causing a spark that ignites the well, standing on top of a pile of pipes on an 18 wheeler and then rolling off and getting crushed, an 18 wheeler driving straight into a brightly lit full size truck and tipping over.
I work for an upstream service provider and I can count a single death within our company in the last 3 years, and that death was in a warehouse. Not even out in the field.
I work for an upstream service provider and I can count a single death within our company in the last 3 years, and that death was in a warehouse. Not even out in the field.
Why are the 2 guys living with Billy Bob, his wife and daughter? I could see before she came back. And shouldn't the daughter be at TCU? Can't stand either females.
I think Ainsley is still in high school, senior year
Regarding the house, it's a company house and the guys are just waiting for the wife and daughter to move on to a new place. Remember it's season two but only a few weeks have passed since Monty's death.
Regarding the house, it's a company house and the guys are just waiting for the wife and daughter to move on to a new place. Remember it's season two but only a few weeks have passed since Monty's death.
Tecolote said:One Louder said:TheCougarHunter said:
Wife: "just because we're driving to a funeral doesn't mean you can't be pleasent"
BBT: "It can't be pleasent. We're driving to a fuuuuuuu***g funeral"
I about died
I laughed out loud at that too!
And I would have chosen Yacht Rock as well.
I had to rewind a few times to catch what he said and then looked it up. As I'm old enough to remember those bands, I had never heard that term. Yes, I live in a remote place where things aren't normal.
The Yacht Rock station is one of my Sirius/XM presets. There's a pretty interesting and funny documentary about its origins on HBO Max.
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