JP Morgan assault allegations

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In reply to infinity ag • 10:50a, 5/1/26
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infinity ag said:
backintexas2013 said:
Still no confirmation if the cannon are actually cannons?


If there is one thing we need to get out of this discussion it is this.

ARE THEY CANNONS???

“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.”
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In reply to DannyDuberstein • 11:37a, 5/1/26
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It's actually the opposite. Anyone who impedes her is cooked. She's a victim at this point and with that comes more power


This. I don't understand how you could come to any other conclusion than this. She's a victim of a malicious attack from another former employee. It would be stupid to do anything to her now.
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In reply to GeorgiAg • 11:41a, 5/1/26
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GeorgiAg said:
JP Morgan announces new addition to the executive management team:



"All cats are gray in the dark."

-- Benjamin Franklin
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In reply to AxelFoley85 • 1:36p, 5/1/26
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JP Morgan can say they're supporting her all they want, not one person she works or interacts with will ever take her seriously again. It's amazing that I have to explain that to you. She's absolutely cooked in any kind of public facing role again. They'll give her a few million and some stock to fade away.

First of all, she's a babe. This is a bull**** claim that hopefully she can process well. Can't imagine if it would really mess her up. But if she can cope with it, the question becomes if she uses it to her advantage.

Again, being a babe, I would 100% take her seriously and continue giving her business. Not sure why a bogus accusation would ruin her career. I think it drives more to her than it takes away.
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In reply to AxelFoley85 • 1:43p, 5/1/26
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AxelFoley85 said:
If you google her name, for the rest of her life the words blowjob, rohypnol, cannons, cry boners will appear. Even if false it's incredibly damaging to her reputation. The only person she can really go after if the Patel who laid these claims. She's cooked.

LOL "Cry boners"
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1:46p, 5/1/26
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Sign me up.
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In reply to infinity ag • 1:51p, 5/1/26
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infinity ag said:
backintexas2013 said:
Still no confirmation if the cannon are actually cannons?


If there is one thing we need to get out of this discussion it is this.

ARE THEY CANNONS???

Yes

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1:53p, 5/1/26
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I hope I did not offend anybody with this post. If I did, please come see me at my address in my profile so we can talk.
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In reply to cevans_40 • 1:54p, 5/1/26
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cevans_40 said:
infinity ag said:
backintexas2013 said:
Still no confirmation if the cannon are actually cannons?


If there is one thing we need to get out of this discussion it is this.

ARE THEY CANNONS???

Yes



AI cannons. Real cannons yet unconfirmed, but she's got some thick to her so probably exist
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2:02p, 5/1/26
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Maybe one of the more innovative recruiting tools I've seen in a awhile. Well done JP Morgan.
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2:11p, 5/1/26
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2:20p, 5/1/26
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I gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move
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2:34p, 5/1/26
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2:46p, 5/1/26
And just like that the nation joined together to demand all H1Bs be shipped out of America.
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2:57p, 5/1/26
Cannonslivesmatter.
Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly, or go blow some sh*t up.
Decisions decisions.
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In reply to Pacifico • 3:39p, 5/1/26
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Panama Red said:
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I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons



Poetry

This may be the greatest line of all time.

I love the confidence




Btw …

Who among you, can name the actor in the video without looking it up?


Bill Paxton.


Well done!


I thought you were asking about the other A List celebrity attached to this bizarre video. Anyone know without looking up?


I give up.


Whom are you referring to?


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
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In reply to Ghost of Bisbee • 4:11p, 5/1/26
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10:24p, 5/1/26
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Disclaimer: Views expressed in this post reflect the opinions of Texags user bonfarr and are not to be accepted as facts or to be taken at face value.
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12:12a, 5/2/26
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Hats off to pig for this

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In reply to Urban Ag • 12:29a, 5/2/26
Urban Ag said:
AxelFoley85 said:
JP Morgan can say they're supporting her all they want, not one person she works or interacts with will ever take her seriously again. It's amazing that I have to explain that to you. She's absolutely cooked in any kind of public facing role again. They'll give her a few million and some stock to fade away.

They may offer her a very nice package to leave but do so with the complete assurance that her role is not in jeopardy and leaving the bank would be completely voluntary.

Most likely scenario is she is kept in a lower executive cushy role with little to no public or client direct interaction. As many of already stated, this will blow over.


As an aside, this thread was both entertaining and kind of depressing. In my entire career I have had one female boss and she was a frumpy, unkept, loud-mouthed, alcoholic, lesbian. No justice!



you need to move to DC then.

have had two pretty attractive bosses one at Commerce Department whose husband thought we were having an affair because we traveled on business to Europe and Asia together

the other at State Department
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10:42a, 5/2/26
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LOL the scandal reached SEC baseball.
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In reply to Ghost of Bisbee • 10:42a, 5/2/26
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Beat me to it!
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9:03a, 5/5/26
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Plaintiff took bereavement leave for his very much alive father
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12:07p, 5/6/26
This is new information.
Lots of sexy stuff here.

Women these days are BSC with all the feminism they are drunk on, and the notion that they can get away with anything. You never know, dude may be telling the truth.

Naked, smoking JPMorgan exec's threesome invite: Ex-staffer's new bombshell claims
Former JPMorgan banker Chirayu Rana has returned to court in a bombshell twist to the "sex slave" case, citing new claims backed by two anonymous witness statements alleging a disturbing "threesome invitation".

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In a sensational twist to the JPMorgan "sex slave" case, Chirayu Rana, a former banker, has returned to court with explosive new claims, complete with two anonymous witnesses' statements alleging a disturbing "threesome invitation," according to a report by The Sun.

Rana, 35, has refiled his lawsuit which the bank has vehemently refuted in Manhattan Supreme Court against senior executive Lorna Hajdini, 37, accusing her of sexually assaulting, racially abusing and drugging him. The lawsuit previously withdrawn for "corrections" reappeared on Monday with the two witness statements detailing the alleged incidents from 2024.

One anonymous witness claimed he was staying at an apartment with Rana when he was woken by the sound of a woman. He alleged that Hajdini, "completely naked," entered the room, sat on a sofa, lit a cigarette, and asked him to "join" them in the bedroom. The witness said he repeatedly refused, after which Hajdini allegedly told him, "You know I own (Rana), so you'd better come join."

The same witness further claimed that after Hajdini returned to the bedroom, he heard Rana pleading, "No, no, no, you have to leave. I'm not going to do this. Please stop."

A second witness stated that Rana had earlier confided that a woman at work was making his "life hell." He also alleged that he once saw Hajdini kissing Rana's neck and grabbing him, adding that Rana appeared visibly uncomfortable during the interaction.

The revised filing also includes an affidavit in which Rana says he was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) in October 2024 following the alleged assaults, along with a letter from his counsellor confirming that he is undergoing treatment.

However, both the bank and Hajdini have strongly denied the allegations.

JPMorgan Chase told The Sun, "Following our investigation, we don't believe there's any merit to these claims. While numerous employees cooperated with the investigation, the complainant refused to participate and has declined to provide facts that would be central to support his allegations."
"Lorna continues to categorically deny the allegations. She never dated this individual, never had a sexual or romantic encounter with him of any kind and never gave him any drugs. She maintains that his false claims are entirely fabricated and tarnishing her reputation," Hajdini's lawyers said.

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12:14p, 5/6/26
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Do you remember the Indian employee that caused dissent and confusion in efforts to gain an advantage? I do and was fired.
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12:16p, 5/6/26
Why doesn't he simply write cheap romance novels instead of giving away all his material for free
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12:31p, 5/6/26
That dude is either full of ****, or the biggest ***** on earth. Either way, he is pathetic.
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1:14p, 5/6/26
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These anonymous witnesses are just his dirtbag pajeet friends.
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In reply to bobbranco • 1:34p, 5/6/26
bobbranco said:
Do you remember the Indian employee that caused dissent and confusion in efforts to gain an advantage? I do and was fired.


This dude is Nepalese, not Indian.
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1:35p, 5/6/26
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tomAto, tomato
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In reply to DannyDuberstein • 1:35p, 5/6/26
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DannyDuberstein said:
tomAto, tomato


Exactly correct.
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In reply to DannyDuberstein • 1:39p, 5/6/26
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DannyDuberstein said:
tomato, tomatO

fify - her point of interest seemed to be the big O
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