My first job was as a Code 50 at Wal-Mart, which basically meant I had to clean bathrooms, empty trash, shag carts, etc. I can attest this type of scene happened more often than one might think. I've cleaned splatters off places you wouldn't think possible.

EWWWWW

Dusty,

Some things need to be left untold. Now I have a really ****ty opinion of you, not for the mishap, but for the details. (grin)

You had Bob "The General" Knight, one of the greatest coaches in college basketball history and he wasn't able to get anything better than a sweet sixteen appearance at tech and a 3rd place finish in the big 12.

Why should we be afraid of what an unemployed drunk who just got booted from a "destination job" for sucking?

I vote the post a fail with no pictures.

Thank you!!!

Dusty, methinks you have reached a new level of hilarious here. Rudy's Redux! Blue parachute

Thanks DP, the blue parachute from you means a lot.

Page 2. Good lord!

I have eaten at that same restaurant. I have not returned. There is another mexican place at the intersection of Business 59 and HWY 111 that is much better. Maybe the next time you are in Edna take your Mom to that one. Thoughts and prayers on your intestinal urges.

My wife just walked in and asked me if I was stoned. I haven't laughed that hard in years. Tears rolling down my face.
Thank you, good sir.

Man that was hilarious. Your description of said events, not the effect of these events on your life.

I just got yelled at for laughing too hard and waking up the SO.

Quite possibly the best story I have heard in the past year.

AggieBand83, your talking about Dos Hermanos near the Wal_mart. I can only look back with great regret that we didn't go there. I have the utmost respect for whomever took care of the mess at Home Depot. I really should have left a tip but I was in a hurry to get out of there.

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that was hilarious. i was literally on the floor laughing (had to take little breaks to wipe the tears away and give my abs a break). My wife made me go in another room because I was laughing so much.

I hate to rain on the parade...but I just got a chain e-mail earlier this week with an extremely similar story (road trip, Home Depot, insides rumbling with the inevitable epic/crazy dump to follow). Besides a few tweaks, the only major difference is the man was leaving a chili competition and not the rodeo/livestock show. Wish I still had the e-mail.

I hope this story is true, pretty funny, but I strongly doubt it.

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I hate to rain on the parade...but I just got a chain e-mail earlier this week with an extremely similar story (road trip, Home Depot, insides rumbling with the inevitable epic/crazy dump to follow). Besides a few tweaks, the only major difference is the man was leaving a chili competition and not the rodeo/livestock show. Wish I still had the e-mail.

I hope this story is true, pretty funny, but I strongly doubt it.

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Well now, nothing more special than calling someone a liar! I don't know you from Adam, but my name is John Davis and that is a picture of me and my Dad at the bottom of my post. Send me a private post on when and where and I will be glad to meet with you and discuss this further in person. You sir, owe me an apology. I call BS on your so called e-mail. But I can damn sure guarantee you what I said is a fact to which my son and wife can attest to.

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"I want to have an attacking defense that plays with a swagger." Tim DeRuyter, 01-23-2010

"Quit being a Cub Scout in a world full of Marines!" Gail M. Davis, inactive USMC Corporal, passed 09-01-2007


Last game we attended at Kyle Field before he passed, Gig'em Daddy!

This is fake, folks. Saw this in an email a couple of weeks ago, he just changed it to Home Depot. Move along.

Wranglers84, see my above post.

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"I want to have an attacking defense that plays with a swagger." Tim DeRuyter, 01-23-2010

"Quit being a Cub Scout in a world full of Marines!" Gail M. Davis, inactive USMC Corporal, passed 09-01-2007


Last game we attended at Kyle Field before he passed, Gig'em Daddy!

Haha, you look like a man capable of such a dump. And, like I said, I hope it's true because if so, kinda funny. If taking a nasty dump on the floor and wall of a Home Depot bathroom is your idea of funny. I mean I chuckled a little, as I did while reading the almost identical e-mail I received earlier this week. Didn't call you a liar. I just highly doubt it, that's all.

Can't call your BS on the e-mail because I deleted it, unfortunately. Glad you got your laughs.

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some one is being trolled.

-Who deletes emails that are not able to be retrieved.

-Any story big enough to get put on chain emails are all over the web as well, in forums and blogs and other websites, so it would be very easy to google and find any similar story. There is none.

I deleted it and deleted it again while cleaning out my inbox (no pun intended). Didn't see the need to keep a chain email about taking a nasty dump at a home depot after a chili competition. Call me crazy. I don't troll message boards trying to upstage people posting about their epic, bad food-fueled dumps that forever fouled the floors and walls of a Home Depot.

If you want to find that e-mail for me, be my guest.

As I was reading this, I couldn't decide if it was funny or just flat out inappropriate. However, after seeing that you posted your picture, I'm laughing my ass off.

You should be thankful you didn't fall jumping the rebar.

Best. Thread. Ever.

It would have been way better if he had been tripped by the rebar. He would have had to stand up at some point, hopefully with help, as liquid poo spilled from his waist/shorts area down onto the concrete floor. Those helping him would have recoiled in horror and ran for higher ground.

That would have been a way better fake story.

Hahahah thank you for this.

Don't know if the story is true or not, but I had an eerily similar experience at work once after eating lunch with coworkers. Luckily, my intestinal fortitude didn't leave me until I was back at work. I was able to sneak out of the building without being spotted. Still one of the worst experiences of my life.

Home Depot / chili story
Similar theme, not the same story.

Ryan's Steak House story
The classic...

It's hard to trust what you read on the Internet, but I have no reason to doubt the story in this thread. The writer of the story has identified himself, and it's hard to imagine he'd want you to believe this story about him, especially if it wasn't true. The best part of some misfortune is being able to laugh about it later.

I'll toss a blue parachute for you as well.
I'll highlight some lines that stood out for me.

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"The King"

The boy shrieked at the sight before him as his Dad yelled "No son, get back."

Ten minutes pass and another un-suspecting man enters and quickly retreats from the killing zone.

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