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Last: 13 yr ago by terata
Funny story. Even funnier is that this very same thing seems to have happened to so many people.
Hilarious.
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poop slap next?
Classic.
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we took my Mom out to eat at a little mexican food place in Edna that used to be a Dairy Queen.
I am sitting here trying my best not to burst out laughing...
That was the most elaborate, disgusting, and entertaining thing I have ever read.
That was the most elaborate, disgusting, and entertaining thing I have ever read.
I am reading at work trying not to fall out of my seat.
Rule #1
I had seafood at a Mexican place Saturday night. Spent most of Sunday on the throne. Nothing like Dusty though.
Literally had people looking over my cube wondering why I was laughing so hard
good read!
dusty dawg is legit
I was almost sad the story ended, pretty epic
I was almost sad the story ended, pretty epic
Holy Crap!
ROFLMAO
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Holy Crap!
ZOMG!!!!
That chili story wasn't too bad as well. Quite different from this one though. This is the part that made me lose it.
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Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as a orange aproned clerk turned the corner and asked if I needed any help.
I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what his reaction would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate.. Have you ever been torn in two different directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at least will be able to relate.
I could've warned that poor clerk, but didn't. I simply watched as he walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor so terrible that all he could do before gathering his senses and running, was to stand there blinking and waving his arms about his head as though trying to ward off angry bees.
This, of course, made me feel terrible, but then made me laugh. .......BIG mistake!!!!!
I didn't have time to read all of the OP; was it a real story or another message board copy & paste story about pooping one's self?
I think OP needed to just pull off on the side of the road, and "give back to nature"
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I didn't have time to read all of the OP; was it a real story or another message board copy & paste story about pooping one's self?
No, it's really a true story because the OP posted his picture and would like to meet you in person to convince you it's true if you call him a liar once more.
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This man is a true hero in my book.
Good stuff
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No, it's really a true story because the OP posted his picture and would like to meet you in person to convince you it's true if you call him a liar once more.
First you can speak to both his wife and then his son who will both attest to the story. Then he can take you to the Home Depot in question where you can speak to the manager to confirm that such an event occurred in the bathroom and what date.
If you are still not satisfied with this evidence he will promptly punch you in your face.
I, Master of the football season throne dub thee, Dusty Dawg,...Sir Poopsplash.
Rise, Sir Poopsplash and join the Knights of the Kohler.
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Rise, Sir Poopsplash and join the Knights of the Kohler.
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Glad I can still depend on Texags for a good poop story or fart joke. As I get older I find these more and more entertaining.
This would make for one hellatious poop slap
Home Depot manager: Hopefully you plugged in a fire hose or a power washer to clear out the aftermath.
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No, it's really a true story because the OP posted his picture and would like to meet you in person to convince you it's true if you call him a liar once more.
First you can speak to both his wife and then his son who will both attest to the story. Then he can take you to the Home Depot in question where you can speak to the manager to confirm that such an event occurred in the bathroom and what date.
If you are still not satisfied with this evidence he will promptly punch you in your face.
That guy on the A1 thread was like the 4th TexAgger inside of a year (that I know of) who's kindly offered to meet me IRL to discuss my attitude.
TexAgs is very serious business, conducted by very big tough men.
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That guy on the A1 thread was like the 4th TexAgger inside of a year (that I know of) who's kindly offered to meet me IRL to discuss my attitude.
TexAgs is very serious business, conducted by very big tough men.
Or maybe you're just an ass
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Here I sit
Broken Hearted
I came to ****
But blew it all over the Home Depot Bathroom and almost killed some people
Broken Hearted
I came to ****
But blew it all over the Home Depot Bathroom and almost killed some people
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