GigEmAgs, is that an indictment of blue collar men. If so, then you appear to be a pompous white collar snob. God forbid I ever take that attitude with any of the men who work for me. I rely on them to get my jobs done and they rely on me to plan them properly.

Ok, you ordered the shrimp plate special at the Mexican restaurant that used to be a Dairy Queen. You didn't figure out before hand that was a horrendous mistake? You sir need to give back your Aggie degree. What self respecting middle aged man didn’t think ‘are you NUTS’ when they read that?

Props on the guts to post that.

^ quite the contrary...hole-in-the-wall mexi food establishments are the hidden gems...usually the best mexi food around

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the killing zone

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Almost made a killing zone here at work after reading this.

I was the lackey in '92 at my first job that at Winn Dixie that had to go clean up after work. I had to enter the killing zone. I swiped a painting/dust mask from the hardware aisle and went to battle with a high pressure hose. Then bleach got splashed all over the entire room to kill everything. Then it got high pressure hosed again. I still have nightmares...

Thanks for the laughs today. My cheeks (on my face) hurt from extreme laughter.

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Yes they are, but i wouldn't order shrimp at one. Just saying...

Oh and to the OP, I cried I laughed so much.

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CLASSIC!!!!

I can't eat shrimp anyways...

Zmurda, that picture almost made me spew coke on the keyboard.

Genius sir.

thanks banker...took me a while to find a jpg of someone metro-looking enough

Only an aggie would post such a gross graphic account of something that most normal folks would care less about.....damn!

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Only an aggie would post such a gross graphic account of something that most normal folks would care less about.....damn!

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Only a winner would browse a football message board and decide to make his first comment about Home Depot sharting...

That is way, way too much information!!

Wow I needed that, i haven't laughed that hard in a while...thanks for sharing that fine morsel.

You may mean, "could not care less."

That story keeps reminding me of the bathroom sneeze scene from Hall Pass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkQt1_OEvrM

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Fake, and I didn't laugh once while reading this.

And I know the family that owns the alleged restaurant. They were closed that day so this story is fake.

^ bitter much?!

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mexican food place in Edna that used to be a Dairy Queen. I ordered the shrimp plate special complete with a salad and baked potato

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Well at least you recognized the mistake, like Costanza ordering the clams casino at the diner.

Next time go with the greasy tacos or enchiladas, refried beans and Mexican rice, you'll be fine. Those shrimp had probably been frozen some time in 2010 and the "chefs" laughed when someone actually ordered it.

Never order seafood except in a seafood restaurant and within 1 hour flight of the ocean. Rules to live by.

Stories like this makes me feel better about myself. I always thought I was alone in my sharting world that I live in.

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I always thought I was alone in my sharting world that I live in.

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best line of the entire thread! Thank you

Somehow I never saw this. I am now in tears

Fightin' Texas Aggie Class of 2009

"Christ almighty, it's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or somethin' you nerve-wracking sons-of-b**ches."

This story reminds me of the Embassy Suites story from Tucker Max.

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-austin-road-trip/

OP, that was friggin' hilarious. I had to get up half-way through and close my office door because I was crying from trying not to laugh.

War Damn Eagle!

thank god for this TTT

I had to get up half-way through and close my office door because I was crying from trying not to laugh
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Am I the only one that doesn't think that story was the end all be all? Especially after the Ryan's thread had already been written.

Few littl' observations (which may be incorrect).

1) You must be an extremely overweight Ag.
2) You must have been constipated for at least a couple of weeks or more.
3) You surely knew in advance that sooner or later (somewhere or somehow) your bowels would explode.
4) 6-P's = Pre-Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

If any or all of the presumptions above are correct Bop feels remorse, not for you, BUT for your poor family.

How low can you go and...WHAT A LEGACY OF REMEMBERANCE ?

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BeBopAg, are you okay? Haven't been laid in a while bud? Chill out brah, just enjoy the story.

"Christ almighty, it's like I'm sittin' here playing cards with my brother's kids or somethin' you nerve-wracking sons-of-b**ches."

BeBop is right, and there is nothing to enjoy. Pure low class stuff.

boo these people...that story was solid gold...laughed for an hour

I'm in the computer lab and couldn't help but bust out laughing the whole time reading this and its super quiet in here... awkward