This thread never gets old....

"If you're scared of that, get a dog"

Just saw this thread! I won't be visiting Home Depot in Victoria anytime soon???

Awesome story!

Read again. Laughed again.

Good Bump from the archives.

I thought this thread was deleted? I'm glad it's back though!

Dad, are you ok?

if you don't like this thread and this story...you have no soul

This thread makes me miss the "poop thread" from the General board. Pages and pages of stories like this one. It was epic comedy gold! The 1st time it was deleted by an overzealous mod (and it had nothing worse than what was on this thread, and it was even in the correct forum), I emailed Brandon, and it was promply reinstated. The 2nd time it was deleted, I emailed Brandon, heard nothing, never came back. Since this thread continues to survive, maybe it's time to bug him about it again.

3rd time to read this and I still laugh uncontrollably
Thank you!

Never gets old

ttt

I've read this several times, and still laugh about it. My wife was in tears last night as she read it.

Fightin' Texas Aggie '02

ttt

And you guys make toothbrush jokes?

Hilarious!

Dusty, I feel as though you missed a golden opportunity here though to find a way to ensure it was the tu-shirt-fan employee that had to clean it up. I mean, he did cause it and certainly earned the chore by his piss poor choice of hats.

this thread gets funnier everytime

Totally agree.....

This is up there with the guy that decided to test out his tazer on himself....

It is sick humor, but as I sit home with the flu, it is appropriate. Read it a few times before and it cracks me up every time.

This **** never gets old.

Unholy crap!

I will never look at a poop slap bet the same way ever again ....

I had Siri read me the op on iPhone. More hilarious than you will ever know

most overrated story ever..

Uhg, not this **** again

you forgot Rule #1

Never. Gets. Old.

Oh, my another AGGIE Legend brewing!