***** Official Houston Astros 2024-2025 Offseason Thread *****

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Honolulu Blue said:

Why would they just be spooked? We were reliably informed he just slept on it wrong
Yeah, I have to have surgery to clean up bone chips all the time when I sleep on my elbow wrong. But have you heard how much I helped the pitching staff with their pitch selections?
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Bellinger to the Yankees.

I wonder if this takes them out of the Christian Walker market. If you recall my posts yesterday.....
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EastCoastAgNc said:




You know my parents stopped going to Astros games because of the strike in 1994, but I made them come to Biggio's last game in 2007. The ovation pregame and then again for every at-bat was just remarkable.

That said, what that Tuck video really makes me think, is that when Jose Altuve hangs it up, hopefully more than a few years from not, that ovation will never end.

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texasaggie2015 said:

Bellinger to the Yankees.

I wonder if this takes them out of the Christian Walker market. If you recall my posts yesterday.....

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Good deal for both. With Tucker in the fold, Yankees didn't need Belli and wanted to shed $. Yankees need lefties in the OF and at 1B. They can afford to take on a bad contract.
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Yeah I think that's a really smart move for the Yanks. Bellinger's power is Paredes-esque so he will benefit from that LF porch.
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The Porkchop Express said:

EastCoastAgNc said:




You know my parents stopped going to Astros games because of the strike in 1994, but I made them come to Biggio's last game in 2007. The ovation pregame and then again for every at-bat was just remarkable.

That said, what that Tuck video really makes me think, is that when Jose Altuve hangs it up, hopefully more than a few years from not, that ovation will never end.



Will Altuve make sure they don't rip his Jersey off?
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Yup, but without the major pull factor.
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texasaggie2015 said:

Bellinger to the Yankees.

I wonder if this takes them out of the Christian Walker market. If you recall my posts yesterday.....
I don't think it does, but it does make them a little less motivated. They're probably more unlikely to get uncomfortable.
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Now this is some real popcorn material
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Dafuq? Cody Poteet is 29 and pitched in 29 games in 4 years. How in the hell is he worth Bellinger?

I mean we could have offered them the pornstache or someone else.
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It was a salary dump for an overpaid player
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MaxPower said:

It was a salary dump for an overpaid player
They could have reported that the trade included the most traded player in baseball (Cash Considerations), but they left that part unsaid.
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Soto turning into Bartolo Colon. That contract is going to age like a fine wine I tell you.
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MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
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MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material

If Stanton takes a swing at Cody they can terminate Stanton's contract for cause and skip it on the money. Savage
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Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.
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I'm curious as to why we have had 0 mentions of interest in Teoscar. I'm sure a lefty bat is preferable but it seems he is looking for a very reasonable 3 year deal around $70M.
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EastCoastAgNc said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material

If Stanton takes a swing at Cody they can terminate Stanton's contract for cause and skip it on the money. Savage


Damn maybe they aren't as dumb as we thought
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The blue jays have the most schizophrenic front office
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Blue Jays after every potential move



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Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
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The Cubs' fan with the 5-year-old zinger.
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EastCoastAgNc said:



"See you again" - Sign Tuck after he becomes a FA
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Baseball Is Life said:

Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
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Baseball Is Life said:

Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.


Yeah I was on the prednisone for a while myself, had to get it on the down low, pull around back behind the Walgreens, tell them my birthdate.
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Mathguy64
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Baseball Is Life said:

Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.


That this is why we come to TA. To get all the details correct.
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Mathguy64 said:

Baseball Is Life said:

Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.


That this is why we come to TA. To get all the details correct.


I never knew that "junk" specifically referred to the pecker. Kinda thought it was a package deal with the testicles. Texags really does know stuff.
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Baseball Is Life said:

Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.


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Baseball Is Life said:

Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.


Dammit. As if my steroid excuse wasn't already hard enough to believe.
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SW-14 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Baseball Is Life said:

Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.


That this is why we come to TA. To get all the details correct.


I never knew that "junk" specifically referred to the pecker. Kinda thought it was a package deal with the testicles. Texags really does know stuff.


It does in context of the conversation, replies and reference to a bat.
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https://instagr.am/p/DDsiBxTz5pW
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Baseball Is Life said:

SW-14 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Baseball Is Life said:

Mathguy64 said:

Sex Panther said:

MaxPower said:



Now this is some real popcorn material


Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.

As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.


That this is why we come to TA. To get all the details correct.


I never knew that "junk" specifically referred to the pecker. Kinda thought it was a package deal with the testicles. Texags really does know stuff.


It does in context of the conversation, replies and reference to a bat.


I can without a doubt say that this was not a conversation I expected in the off season but here we are
 
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