***** Official Houston Astros 2024-2025 Offseason Thread *****

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n_touch said:

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A buddy of mine in the media says Bregman is asking for some rather prima dona things in his deal that might be slowing things down a bit.
Only specific colored skittles in his locker for every game? Pace salsa and Tostitos at every stop?

Come on, you can't just hit and run with this and not drop at least a little of the absurd things that he is wanting.
He's gonna make the Yankees build an HEB in NYC and serve the team his ****ty salsa in the clubhouse every night isn't he?
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Now that the Tucker ****er is retired, what do we call an Isaac Paredes HR?


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It is indeed very strange. I know the Astros wanted Paredes as a 1B last year when we had Bregman, but with him in the fold, 3B does indeed feel like the optimal path for roster construction.

If you simply stick him at 3B, you could trade Framber to Boston for either Abreu or Casas (also getting more salary relief) and then have plenty to sign one of Walker/Santander/Hernandez (depending on whether you got Abreu or Casas), Kepler, and a good reliever.

Your lineup depth may not be as dynamic at the top, but it would have more length with Pena and Chas pushed to the 8/9 spots.

I just do not understand the desire to add Arenado at $15M. The Bregman path may not be the smartest, but I will understand if they feel compelled to do that due to leadership/culture/intangibles in addition to on-field production. But I do not see the reason for significant spend on another flawed 3B when you now have that spot covered.
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Paredes Parade?
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Isacc sock?
Farmer1906
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SpaceCityAg05 said:

Isacc sock?
I typed that out and deleted it. I don't have anything better.
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Agreed. To me, Bregman is done. He had a chance to sign a fair offer and the club moved on. I politely tell him thank you for his service, pull the offer and that money should be 100% redirected to a corner OFer.
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Isaac it to me!

or

Isacc on that!
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Isaac Drag
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Farmer1906 said:

Now that the Tucker ****er is retired, what do we call an Isaac Paredes HR?



It's a Paredes Party
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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Wall ball?

Wall buster?
The Porkchop Express
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Dragging your Isaac?
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BeaumontAg05
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Throw a parades
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Hey pitcher Paradeez nuts
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Farmer1906 said:

Now that the Tucker ****er is retired, what do we call an Isaac Paredes HR?



Sir Isaac Nuketon
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Mathguy64 said:

Agreed. To me, Bregman is done. He had a chance to sign a fair offer and the club moved on. I politely tell him thank you for his service, pull the offer and that money should be 100% redirected to a corner OFer.
Do you pull it back quietly or do you announce that you've moved on to stick it to Boras and take away at least one leveraging tool?

I know that could potentially harm any chance of signing HB or any other Boras client to any sort of deal, but it would feel awesome to punch Boras in the figurative mouth for being such a tool.
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I can assure you they are not out on Bregman though the odds are still pretty slim
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texasaggie2015 said:

I can assure you they are not out on Bregman though the odds are still pretty slim

Hopefully he makes a decision one way or the other soon. It's holding the team hostage from doing other things and they may miss other opportunities.
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Farmer1906 said:

Now that the Tucker ****er is retired, what do we call an Isaac Paredes HR?

Balls on Parade
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I'm thinking Spanish... Maybe a native speaker will have a better idea but there a tons of words that would be great.

My first thought: Paredes Cohetes

(cohete is rocket but the plural sounds better / more rhyme-y)

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Mathguy64
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Hey Sammy? I thought you no habla English?
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Give Bregman/Boras a drop dead time and date to accept or the offer is withdrawn. Quit screwing around.
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Farmer1906 said:

Now that the Tucker ****er is retired, what do we call an Isaac Paredes HR?



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mwm said:

Give Bregman/Boras a drop dead time and date to accept or the offer is withdrawn. Quit screwing around.


This. I think Boras is finding the market soft on Bregman. His notorious slow starts and bone spurs sidelining him are two reasons I can think of off the bat.
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Hornbeck said:

mwm said:

Give Bregman/Boras a drop dead time and date to accept or the offer is withdrawn. Quit screwing around.


This. I think Boras is finding the market soft on Bregman. His notorious slow starts and bone spurs sidelining him are two reasons I can think of off the bat.

Plus Bergman's propensity to hit pop up after pop up.
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Hornbeck said:

mwm said:

Give Bregman/Boras a drop dead time and date to accept or the offer is withdrawn. Quit screwing around.


This. I think Boras is finding the market soft on Bregman. His notorious slow starts and bone spurs sidelining him are two reasons I can think of off the bat.
And Bregman went from great to good. He's been ~25% above avg for a few years now. He's entering his age 31 season. It didn't help that he underperformed and threw up from red flags in his walk year. I truly think 6/156 is more than he's worth. If he has an offer more than that he should jump on it.
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Farmer1906 said:

Hornbeck said:

mwm said:

Give Bregman/Boras a drop dead time and date to accept or the offer is withdrawn. Quit screwing around.


This. I think Boras is finding the market soft on Bregman. His notorious slow starts and bone spurs sidelining him are two reasons I can think of off the bat.
And Bregman went from great to good. He's been ~25% above avg for a few years now. He's entering his age 31 season. It didn't help that he underperformed and threw up from red flags in his walk year. I truly think 6/156 is more than he's worth. If he has an offer more than that he should jump on it.
Personally I don't think he does. I think he has fewer offers of the value/time that he wants than he anticipated.
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6/156 is not the highest offer he has
Farmer1906
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texasaggie2015 said:

6/156 is not the highest offer he has


Don't have a ballpark #? Team? Is that under wraps?
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EastCoastAgNc said:




Spot on

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Time to table all the Framber trade talk.
 
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