So basically, here is Ben's point of view. Let's see how much of it is time-tested fact, rather than individual opinion.
The Corps is bad because...
1 - I failed out of engineering because I couldn't learn how to study
2 - I couldn't a contract with Air Force or Navy, so they're a waste of time
3 - I don't like the food
4 - I'm a little New Army *****
5 - I'm a little baby back *****.
Here is my response to him
1 - The Corps didn't fail you out of engineering, you managed that all by yourself. I have plenty of friends making 3.5+ in each type of Engineering.
2 - If they were such a waste of time, then why did you swap from one to the other? No one will contract you with 20 pushups.
3 - Be glad that you even have food. Growing up, dinner consisted of a hot dog, and boxed mashed potatoes. You don't even realize the privilege that you have, being able to have food in your mouth, a roof over your head, clothes to wear, and maybe a diploma in your hand.
4 - If you have problems with being used to bring kids into this university, then quit. I take pride in being able to take kids who would have enlisted, and getting them an education. I have already recruited so many people for the Corps, that it literally pisses me off when kids like you have the tenacity to talk **** about such a great organization.
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." - JFK
I know he's reading this thread, as he seeks public approval for all of his actions. In case you didn't understand the application of the quote above, change the word Country to Corps.