"[out of breath] He's a freak...
[panting] He's the fastest kid alive..."
[panting] He's the fastest kid alive..."
Superbad
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I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
I thought it was crap from start to finish, relying on extreme offensiveness rather than actual comedy to get a laugh; shock tactics worthy of Sarah Silverman, who might be the least funny person ever. McLovin was pretty funny though.
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I'm gonna need top 5 comedies lists from people who hated this movie. I have a hard time believing some of you even laugh at anything ever.
aero i agree Sarah Silverman is prob the least funniest person ever. But this movie was absolutely hilarious.
I thought it was good, but I did not particularly enjoy any scenes with the fat, curly headed kid in them.
I think people who like the movie have had exchanges like the two main characters had with each other. My buddies and I said similar things to each other at that age. Hell we still say things like that to each other from time to time.
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Fogell: Yo guys! Sup?
Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a ******* heart attack. Let me see it. Did you ***** out or what?
Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan: [examining the fake ID] Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the **** would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a ****ing book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb ****ing name!
Fogell: **** you.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called ****ing strategy, all right?
Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] ... I am McLovin!
Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb ****ING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU ****!
My wife and I also thought this movie sucked and yes, I finished it when she went to sleep. We both love the American Pie movies and the first Porky's is one of our favorites, so I wouldn't call us prudish.
Seriously, how could you not laugh when Cera's character told McLovin that he looked like Aladdin?
well lookie here mhayden...something we agree on
maybe i'm not the total loser you think i am
maybe i'm not the total loser you think i am
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No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since nam
I laughed in a few places but overall the movie wasn't funny and was trying way too hard to be gross.
At first I thought it was going to be like American Pie with nerds but it just kept getting worse.
Kind of hard for most girls to relate to these movies since we spend most of high school trying to not have sex. Was too easy to get if we wanted it!
Kind of hard for most girls to relate to these movies since we spend most of high school trying to not have sex. Was too easy to get if we wanted it!
I'm not a prude ... I just don't like gross movies. I'd rather haved watched p*rn than this POS.
quote:yeah, those guys from American Pie defined coolness.
At first I thought it was going to be like American Pie with nerds
I thought it was okay, but I didn't like it nearly as much as some of my friends. Overrated is probably the best word to describe it. It wasn't bad, it just wasn't the best movie ever as I've heard some people say.
These are the type of movies I watch for the funny parts and that's good enough for me in most cases.
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These are the type of movies I watch for the funny parts and that's good enough for me in most cases.
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I think if you work with or around teenagers, it's a lot funnier.
I'm always confused by how angry some people get about NOT liking movies. Why even click the thread?
I'm always confused by how angry some people get about NOT liking movies. Why even click the thread?
I'm always confused by how angry people get about other people not liking movies.
LargeFarva, that is one of the funniest things in the movie I think.
THANK YOU!
I thought this movie was terrible. Without the cops, I would not have even found it entertaining.
I thought this movie was terrible. Without the cops, I would not have even found it entertaining.
I found it funny.
Although, the funniest comedy of last year was "Death at a Funeral" Too bad no one saw it
Although, the funniest comedy of last year was "Death at a Funeral" Too bad no one saw it
When was the last time any of you met a high school kid. Everyone is a loser in high school.
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Everyone is a loser in high school.
Speak for yourself, I was baller as **** in high school.
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I came here to do two things..drink beer and kick some ass..looks like we're almost out of beer.
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Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
This movie captured wonderfully that awkwardness of being between 18 and 21, and the antics of high school in the current age. I think if you're younger you can enjoy it more cause you can relate to it more. That's why some of you enjoyed Porky's more. However, I believe this is a movie for my generation. I absolutely loved it, and this movie for me is in the Airplane! ranks.
But like, 8% of kids like, so whatever. ;-)
But like, 8% of kids like, so whatever. ;-)
some of you people take life too seriously. lighten up. either you like it or you don't. it's not an indictment of character. it's a movie and opinions are subjective. next you'll be telling me what my favorite breakfast cereal is.
quote:I learned from my wife not to even bother to try to watch something like this with her. I recall having to finish the first American Pie movie with her in the bathroom puking after watching Stiffler drink something he shouldn't have. She didn't see any of the American Pie movies after that. I did force her to watch part of Clerks II though.
My wife and I also thought this movie sucked and yes, I finished it when she went to sleep. We both love the American Pie movies and the first Porky's is one of our favorites, so I wouldn't call us prudish.
quote:BINGO! And for the rest of us out there who managed to finish HS with no risk of being named the father on Maury Povich (not through lack of effort), this movie was f'n hilarious.
Kind of hard for most girls to relate to these movies since we spend most of high school trying to not have sex. Was too easy to get if we wanted it!
I watched Superbad during a 14 hour flight from Los Angeles to Sydney. My wife thought I was going to die a few times because I laughed so hard I was in tears. I had to stop to catch my breath a couple of times. Good thing Qantas has those on-demand movies where you can stop/rewind, etc.
In an LA six-degrees of separation moment, I did see the big curly haired guy at the same bar I was at in Beverly Hills. At that time, I recognized him, but I hadn't seen the movie. If I had, I would have at least given him a thumbs up or something.
McLovin - that's got to be one of the funniest things in recent movie history. At least the funniest thing since Randall Graves's commentary on the Trilogy in Clerks II.
I 2nd the notion that the first 20 minutes or so is pretty raunchy. Sorry kids. It is.
The 2nd half of the movie had me spitting up my drink more than once. I give it a thumbs up.
The 2nd half of the movie had me spitting up my drink more than once. I give it a thumbs up.
... it was like some sort of dick treasure chest.
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I came here to do two things..drink beer and kick some ass..looks like we're almost out of beer.
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I came here to do two things..drink beer and kick some ass..looks like we're almost out of beer.
I think the movie does a great representation of the "average" high school student... someone who isn't a jock or a nerd or anything else, just a regular HS kid with a few good friends.
The language and humor is EXACTLY what it is like in high school these days, and thats why it is so funny. Most people who love this movie can relate to it in many ways. If you watch it as just a movie and it doesn't "bring you back" to the crazy/stupid crap you did in HS, or at least the HS partys and stupidity when it comes to women, then you probably won't like it.
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The language and humor is EXACTLY what it is like in high school these days, and thats why it is so funny. Most people who love this movie can relate to it in many ways. If you watch it as just a movie and it doesn't "bring you back" to the crazy/stupid crap you did in HS, or at least the HS partys and stupidity when it comes to women, then you probably won't like it.
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Pretty damn good movie, but quoted way too often.
I thought it was okay. Definitely doesn't approach a movie like The Big Lebowski (at least for me).
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