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He died 5 or so episodes in. Thats why we havent seen him in a while.
"like 2 Shake Weights"
"where length L creates a complementary shaft angle...call that theta D"
"where length L creates a complementary shaft angle...call that theta D"
That may be the funniest episode of any series.
Jarad had me rolling before the beat off formula. Then he asked the girth question and...
LMAO
Jarad had me rolling before the beat off formula. Then he asked the girth question and...
LMAO
The way Ulrich responds to the girth question was greatness.
I lost it when Ulrich asked the reporter if she knew how long it would take to jerk off every guy in the room because he did.
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If you guys are liking him, you should check out some of TJ Miller's other stuff. The guy is always hysterical. If you haven't seen Our Idiot Brother, check that out. He's hilarious in it.
This. Love that movie.
Was finally able to watch the finale today. So great. Haven't seen a sequence - in any show - garner this many laughs, and this much praise, in quite a while. Season two cannot get here soon enough.
They also accounted for "reloading" to ensure no wasted time on anyone who was "done".
One of the funniest things I've seen in a long, long time.
One of the funniest things I've seen in a long, long time.
The hot swap!
I forgot about hot swapping the dicks between strokes
That whole scene was unbelievable. Literally amazingly acted and choreographed. I would love to see outtakes (if any) from filming that. I bet that was a funny ass day.
"That might be the last time we see him alive"
"Would you be very interested, somewhat interested, or not interested? Which one? Which one? Which one?"
"We need to do what any animal in nature does when it's cornered...act erratically and blindly lash out at anything around us"
"Would you be very interested, somewhat interested, or not interested? Which one? Which one? Which one?"
"We need to do what any animal in nature does when it's cornered...act erratically and blindly lash out at anything around us"
That was fantastically great. Dustin Hoffman cameo?
which one?
and Erlich knocking down the door.
and Erlich knocking down the door.
Where was Hoffman? Did I miss this?
My only complaint is that you should not be able to mention Shakira on TV without showing her.
Seriously considering changing my username to Mean Jerk Time. Or MJT'99
Why did the advisories before the episode say "brief nudity"? What did I miss?
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Why did the advisories before the episode say "brief nudity"? What did I miss?
Dick on white boards, bro...expo dicks
I thought TJ Miller was best in She's Out of My League
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I thought TJ Miller was best in She's Out of My League
Yeah, I liked that movie actually, probably because of all the side characters like him.
He also has a pretty great scene in Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World in which him and Gillian Jacobs (Britta from Community) are waiters at a Bennigan's knock off where everybody is doing Ecstasy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JOyij53k74
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The two guys Richard talks to backstage after they win the award. Prospective investors. I could've sworn the little one was Hoffman but I could be 100% wrong on that.
What a perfect finale.
Did anyone catch the main judge in stage was David Wallace?
Wow, had no idea the actor that plays Peter Gregory died. 
Only five or six episodes in but this show is hilarious. The "snack dick" joke was nails.
Only five or six episodes in but this show is hilarious. The "snack dick" joke was nails.
Loved this show.
For use whenever a thread derails...
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I thought TJ Miller was best in She's Out of My League
His small role in Our Idiot Brother was pretty great also.
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For use whenever a thread derails...
It's been used on the premium board "horns meltdown" thread.
Erich's response to the girth question and dinesh proudly announcing his perfect formula to calculate stamina as everyone ignores him were hilarious. We watched that whole scene 3 times. Brilliant.
Is the season over already? Why was there no new episode this week?
Yes.
I spent like 2 hours refreshing HBO go last night looking for a new episode.... was pretty sad when I looked itup and saw it was done for the year....
My top moment of the show is still when he decks that 12 year old out of nowhere... almost fell out of my chair.
My top moment of the show is still when he decks that 12 year old out of nowhere... almost fell out of my chair.
Some group at Stanford did the dick study
http://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency
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A probabilistic model is introduced for the problem of stimulating a large male audience.
Double jerking is considered, in which two shafts may be stimulated with a single hand.
Both tip-to-tip and shaft-to-shaft configurations of audience members are analyzed. We demonstrate that pre-sorting members of the audience according to both shaft girth and leg length allows for more
efficient stimulation. Simulations establish steady rates of stimulation even as the variance of certain parameters is allowed to grow, whereas naive unsorted schemes have increasingly flaccid performance.
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Just finished this. Such greatness.
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