I think this whole thing is a guerrilla recruiting campaign.
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Hajdini, an executive director in JPMorgan Chase's Leveraged Finance division, allegedly also admitted to drugging Doe with a date rape drug on multiple occasions.
Hajdini, who has worked for the company for almost 15 years, is yet to respond to the allegations.
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MarvZindler said:Quote:
Hajdini, an executive director in JPMorgan Chase's Leveraged Finance division, allegedly also admitted to drugging Doe with a date rape drug on multiple occasions.
Hajdini, who has worked for the company for almost 15 years, is yet to respond to the allegations.
So this woman admitted to drugging Doe, but also isn't responsive?
Hard to believe any predator would EVER admit to drugging anyone unless part of some criminal plea deal.
Average JP Morgan 1 on 1 meeting #jpmorgan pic.twitter.com/3GGLWMWhK3
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— TONY (@TonyMichaelX) April 30, 2026
This JP Morgan sex slave story is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever heard. If it really is all made up by the underling it’s one of the most Indian-coded fictions ever brought to the US justice system. pic.twitter.com/CnGBZOreNf
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Bondag said:
So his wife found out he was banging his boss and he filed a lawsuit
annie88 said:
I wonder why he didn't start putting the recording device on his phone on when she would say these things.
She sounds like a psycho.
rgag12 said:
This either is the freakiest woman on earth, or the man's wife caught him cheating and he has had to spin increasingly bigger yarns in an attempt to satisfy the spouse.
I think we all know which is more likely.
Turns out this was just an Indian guy trying to scam because he got fired. Yikes https://t.co/gz3DGh9VVd
— Gordon Gekko (@GordonGekko420) April 30, 2026
backintexas2013 said:
How in the hell has infinity ag not weighed in on this?
dmz233 said:Average JP Morgan 1 on 1 meeting #jpmorgan pic.twitter.com/3GGLWMWhK3
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AgNav93 said:
I'll be honest, I read the article and, in this day, and age I'm skeptical. Could just be sour grapes for not getting his way. It's so hard to tell who is telling the truth. I just find this a little hard to believe.
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deddog said:
"Please do the needful and show me the cannons" - funniest comment in the X thread
backintexas2013 said:
How in the hell has infinity ag not weighed in on this?