JP Morgan assault allegations

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4:15p, 4/30/26
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I can't find the full scene but the sexual harassment episode from The Office was hilarious. I loved this scene. They are forced to watch a video about asking someone if they "are a natural redhead." Then Darryl remembers he "met" the female actor in the video.

Sorry it has this ******y guy in it but they don't have the scene otherwise out there to link. This scene was awesome.


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4:21p, 4/30/26
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I have never heard the term "fish head" before, and I cannot imagine a woman ever referring to her boobs as "cannons"... this is so obviously made up that the woman should have a good countersuit on her hands. Hope JPM backs her.
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In reply to 25Lighters • 4:22p, 4/30/26
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25Lighters said:
If this turns out to be completely false would she win a lawsuit if she sued him for liberal or defamation or whatever it would be called?


I would like be part of discovery. "Take off you blouse let's see those cannons"
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4:23p, 4/30/26
Sounds like she'll have a hell of a lawsuit against - someone.
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In reply to GeorgiAg • 4:27p, 4/30/26
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You are on a roll today
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In reply to 25Lighters • 4:28p, 4/30/26
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25Lighters said:
If this turns out to be completely false would she win a lawsuit if she sued him for liberal or defamation or whatever it would be called?


Absolutely IMO! My gosh if false this poor woman is ruined after a 15 year career.
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In reply to TRM • 4:30p, 4/30/26
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TRM said:




This chicks last name is Hajdini? So…. Arabian Italian?
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4:30p, 4/30/26
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I wonder if she ever asked him to take it to brown town?
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In reply to GeorgiAg • 4:31p, 4/30/26
GeorgiAg said:
I can't find the full scene but the sexual harassment episode from The Office was hilarious. I loved this scene. They are forced to watch a video about asking someone if they "are a natural redhead." Then Darryl remembers he "met" the female actor in the video.

Sorry it has this ******y guy in it but they don't have the scene otherwise out there to link. This scene was awesome.




Google the Youtube clip of Tires Shane helps with sexual harassment training.
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In reply to OnlyForNow • 4:34p, 4/30/26
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OnlyForNow said:
TRM said:




This chicks last name is Hajdini? So…. Arabian Italian?

Probably Albanian.
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In reply to Seven Costanza • 4:48p, 4/30/26
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The more I said it out loud the more I was like, guess it could be Greek or something like that. I guess Albania falls in that category.
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4:49p, 4/30/26
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This whole thing reminds me of the Bobby Lee story. "Every day for a Summer, you could not just avoid him".
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In reply to OnlyForNow • 5:01p, 4/30/26
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OnlyForNow said:
TRM said:




This chicks last name is Hajdini? So…. Arabian Italian?

I looked it up this morning. It's Albanian.
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In reply to ChoppinDs40 • 5:05p, 4/30/26
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Albanian women are hot but this one had one too many corporate meals.
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5:23p, 4/30/26
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because he cried while she performed a sex act on him against his will


I was kind of believing it until this. No dude would admit this.
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5:26p, 4/30/26
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How long until she is on OnlyFans?
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In reply to The Collective • 5:30p, 4/30/26
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The Collective said:
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because he cried while she performed a sex act on him against his will


I was kind of believing it until this. No dude would admit this.

There is quite literally nothing more beta than this.

Unless of course, they were tears of joy. In my case, this would be a real possibility
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5:54p, 4/30/26
This is the fakest story I've ever heard. No woman acts like this. Even the most crazy ones.
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In reply to Panama Red • 5:58p, 4/30/26
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Panama Red said:
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I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons



Poetry

This may be the greatest line of all time.

I love the confidence
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5:59p, 4/30/26
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In reply to 4 • 6:08p, 4/30/26
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Panama Red said:
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I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons



Poetry

This may be the greatest line of all time.

I love the confidence




Btw …

Who among you, can name the actor in the video without looking it up?


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
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In reply to Ozzy Osbourne • 6:16p, 4/30/26
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6:35p, 4/30/26
He looks like a character from family guy or something.
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In reply to Fenrir • 6:40p, 4/30/26
Fenrir said:
He looks like a character from family guy or something.

Dude is just living out his Family Guy fantasy

Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly, or go blow some sh*t up.
Decisions decisions.
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6:43p, 4/30/26
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6:50p, 4/30/26
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He's absolutely full of ***** But this is why you don't **** the help. Can't trust them not to turn on you
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6:57p, 4/30/26
Now American women seem to be importing H1Bs for sex-slavery.
Poor Vikram.

Anyone have a hot boss who wanted to bang them? Spill those sordid tales.

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In reply to William Larue Weller • 7:00p, 4/30/26
William Larue Weller said:
I have never heard the term "fish head" before, and I cannot imagine a woman ever referring to her boobs as "cannons"... this is so obviously made up that the woman should have a good countersuit on her hands. Hope JPM backs her.


And how would you know? Were you there?

Why are you white-knighting? She is a strong woman who doesn't need a man to defend her.
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7:01p, 4/30/26
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Why do I feel this is a lie he started and got out of control before he could stop it? Reads like a cheap foreign porno
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In reply to infinity ag • 7:01p, 4/30/26
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Please go away.
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In reply to GeorgiAg • 7:05p, 4/30/26
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GeorgiAg said:
JP Morgan announces new addition to the executive management team:



Is that someone we should know?
I don’t get enough credit for the things I manage not to say.
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In reply to Jarrin Jay • 7:11p, 4/30/26
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Jarrin Jay said:
Odds of this being completely made up due to lack of good job performance and upward mobility are 99.99999%.

Lots of "allegedly" in that article, which has this buried at the end:

" JPMorgan Chase has denied Doe's claims saying an investigation found no evidence to support his allegations.

Hajdini is still employed at the company but Doe left in late 2024."





Any journalist who does use "allegedly" or " Doe claims" before the facts are proven opens themself and their editor up to a lawsuit.
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In reply to Spergin • 7:11p, 4/30/26
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That was my exact thought when I saw that. Yikes.
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In reply to annie88 • 7:22p, 4/30/26
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annie88 said:
GeorgiAg said:
JP Morgan announces new addition to the executive management team:



Is that someone we should know?


She f'd half the police force while being married.
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7:23p, 4/30/26
Based on his pic, he's either lying or gay.
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