Nothing better than when the ketchup and mayo mix together on your burger. Mustard is for hot dogs

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Nothing better than when the ketchup and mayo mix together on your burger. Mustard is for hot dogs

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

Reginald Cousins said:

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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Mayo is the devil's creampie. Anybody who puts it on meat is picking a team.

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Reginald Cousins said:

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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Mayo is the devil's creampie. Anybody who puts it on meat is picking a team.

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Then you better never eat eggs again. Especially not with meat.

Reginald Cousins said:

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txags92 said:

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Reginald Cousins said:

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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Mayo is the devil's creampie. Anybody who puts it on meat is picking a team.

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Then you better never eat eggs again. Especially not with meat.

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If I want to have eggs with my meat, I will do it without soybean oil and lemon juice mixed into them. Eggs are eggs, meat is meat, and mayo is the devil's spooge.

Reginald Cousins said:

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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I'm with you.

Although my parents were born and raised in Texas, I grew up on the west coast because that's where Dad's career took us. My mom always bought Miracle Whip. Everyone out there had Miracle Whip. I moved to Texas to go to A&M and discovered mayo. Hellmans, Duke's, even Kraft. I didn't realize how much I hated Miracle Whip and how good a sandwich could be with mayo.

I like ketchup on burgers, dogs, and fries/tots. Mustard goes with about anything. But mayo on a burger or sandwich is divine.

Fight me.

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Reginald Cousins said:

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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I'm with you.

Although my parents were born and raised in Texas, I grew up on the west coast because that's where Dad's career took us. My mom always bought Miracle Whip. Everyone out there had Miracle Whip. I moved to Texas to go to A&M and discovered mayo. Hellmans, Duke's, even Kraft. I didn't realize how much I hated Miracle Whip and how good a sandwich could be with mayo.

I like ketchup on burgers, dogs, and fries/tots. Mustard goes with about anything. But mayo on a burger or sandwich is divine.

Fight me.

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I grew up in TEXAS on Miracle Whip. Took an early offshore career and exposure to south Louisiana and Blue Plate Mayo and I was mind blown.

Won't touch Miracle Whip since.

But yes, Dukes and Hellmans are great too. Not much of a Kraft guy. But I'll take it over MW. I'll take plain over MW.

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Okay. Who is going to prevail in this fight? FIFA? LGBTQ? The muslims?

The Egyptian and Iranian Football Associations have reportedly informed FIFA that their teams will walk off the pitch immediately if any of their players or staff are subjected to unauthorized LGBTQ-related symbols or displays. pic.twitter.com/yMlRis7oI3

— World Cup HQ (@WorldCup26HQ) June 26, 2026

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The World Cup continues to expose communist propaganda on the global stage. Well done!

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Reginald Cousins said:

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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I'm with you.

Although my parents were born and raised in Texas, I grew up on the west coast because that's where Dad's career took us. My mom always bought Miracle Whip. Everyone out there had Miracle Whip. I moved to Texas to go to A&M and discovered mayo. Hellmans, Duke's, even Kraft. I didn't realize how much I hated Miracle Whip and how good a sandwich could be with mayo.

I like ketchup on burgers, dogs, and fries/tots. Mustard goes with about anything. But mayo on a burger or sandwich is divine.

Fight me.

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I grew up on Miracle Whip for one reason according to my Mom. Cheaper and didn't go bad as fast. Miracle Whip was like Twinkie. Expiration dates were much longer. (And I am not even sure a Twinkie ever had an expiration date.)

My brother and sister did not like what they thought was "mayo" despite they were eating it in pimiento cheese, tuna salad, chicken salad and other spreads, peas and cheese salad, even Jello salads all of the time.

To tell the truth I can tell the difference between Miracle Whip and real mayo but not that much difference between Hellman's, Dukes nor Blue Plate that I can discern. The Hubs does not like mayo that much so it is usually Hellman's for me as it is cheaper where we live.

And yes, hamburger bottom bun is mustard, swirl of ketchup, several dill pickles, patty, cheese, onion slices, sliced tomatoes, lettuce, mayo on top bun. (Mayo holds the lettuce in place better than mustard does.)

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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Ketchup doesn't go on hotdogs either, you ill-bred commie cretin.

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But mayo on a burger is good. Anybody that says otherwise is a communist heathern. Mustard on a burger is good too. Sometimes both at the same time on a burger are good.

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1) This is a lie.
2) This is also a lie.
3) Putting mayo on a burger is something a damn yankee would do.

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Those are fighting words son.

Fighting.Words. I am no damned yankee. Duel. At dawn.

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Make it noon. I'm a bit of a drunkard of a Friday, so Saturday's dawn is rather a bit early for me, you damned yankee.

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Or...or <gasp> a Canadian !!!!

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Same difference, really.

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Ketchup doesn't go on hotdogs either, you ill-bred commie cretin.

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On a chili cheese dog with onion? Never! I don't eat hot dogs unless they are chilidogs.

Oh, and it's good you're only going to say it once. That way, fewer folk will discover that you're a pinko commie damn yankee idjit.

Mustard belongs on meat, ketchup belongs on fried tater products (in astonishingly minimal amounts), and mayo belongs in the garbage can (or the mouths of limpwristed pinko commie damn yankee bastages (which is more or less the same thing). Sorry you had to learn of your deficiencies in this manner.

You can put mustard on that too and it'll work. Trust.

LMFAO!!! I love this place. A literal food fight while talking about sports!

BTW...mayo sux

Mayonnaise is absolutely disgusting. The sight of it makes me want to puke.

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Backyard Gator said:

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Remember when American liberals and Euro socialists told us to boycott the World Cup because of Trump?

Remember when these same idiots claimed nobody would come and ticket sales would suck?

We just set a FIFA World Cup attendance record! 3.6M million soccer fans to date. The…

— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) June 25, 2026

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I am sure the size of some of the stadiums involved helped a lot with that too.

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Yes but Leftist swore to us those big stadiums would be empty because Evil Meanie Trump

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Don't try to reason with a "well ackswhally" person when they're in the middle of "well ackshwallying" a thread.

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LMFAO!!! I love this place. A literal food fight while talking about sports!

BTW...mayo sux

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It is a symptom of the sport being discussed. The amount of action in a 0-0 soccer match makes a baseball pitchers duel look lively by comparison.

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LMFAO!!! I love this place. A literal food fight while talking about sports!

BTW...mayo sux

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This thread was about soccer and it's eurotrash fans, not sports.

Man, what's with all the mayo and mustard talk? They missed out on the tournament, so here's some Italian food,I had last month on my Italy trip to get us back on track

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Read what it says. Mustard, folks. A real Cuban has mustard, not that demonic mayonaise on it.

The last couple of restaurants I've been to that had Cubans on the menu had mayo on them. I'm like **** YOU YOU *******S.

Sorry, but you don't put mayo on a Cuban. period.

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Same is true of burgers. I don't trust a burger joint where you have to tell them "Mustard, no mayo". It's supposed to just come that way. And if you have to tell them "No ketchup either.", just f'n leave.

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Ketchup is a vile substance only to be eaten in small quantities with fries.

But mayo on a burger is good. Anybody that says otherwise is a communist heathern. Mustard on a burger is good too. Sometimes both at the same time on a burger are good.

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Smells like Yankee in here.....

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Backyard Gator said:

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Remember when American liberals and Euro socialists told us to boycott the World Cup because of Trump?

Remember when these same idiots claimed nobody would come and ticket sales would suck?

We just set a FIFA World Cup attendance record! 3.6M million soccer fans to date. The…

— Buzz Patterson (@BuzzPatterson) June 25, 2026

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I am sure the size of some of the stadiums involved helped a lot with that too.

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Yes but Leftist swore to us those big stadiums would be empty because Evil Meanie Trump

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Don't try to reason with a "well ackswhally" person when they're in the middle of "well ackshwallying" a thread.

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I didn't mean what I said as a negative. Just that I was happy we were filling the stadiums up AND that using larger stadiums probably contributed to setting attendance records. The more euroweenies that learn about the real America, the better.

damned yankee at that...

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Man, what's with all the mayo and mustard talk? They missed out on the tournament, so here's some Italian food,I had last month on my Italy trip to get us back on track

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Where is the rest of the food. Some of those plates look 3/4 empty?

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Where is the rest of the food. Some of those plates look 3/4 empty?

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It's not Golden Corral. They don't give you doggie bags.

Europe has us beat on these. The double dog. Get em at circle K. What ever condiment you want, they squeeze it in the pocket before they put the wiener in there. It's revolutionary. Can easily eat it on the go with no mess

I love mayo and all things made with mayo. Although the Brits love them some mayo too. So I am glad us and our cousins across the pond still agree that mayo is useful

I am curious, did they call this maccheroni or pici on the menu?

Pici with white wild boar ragu. First course was crostini with lard.

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Pici with white wild boar ragu. First course was crostini with lard.

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Were you in Tuscany? Wild boar is pretty much their version of what barbecue brisket is here.

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twk said:

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Pici with white wild boar ragu. First course was crostini with lard.

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Were you in Tuscany? Wild boar is pretty much their version of what barbecue brisket is here.

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Yes. That was Pienza.