Backyard Gator said:

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twk said:

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Pici with white wild boar ragu. First course was crostini with lard.

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Were you in Tuscany? Wild boar is pretty much their version of what barbecue brisket is here.

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This place was awesome

https://www.cinghialebianco.net/

Isn't mayo a byproduct of the Dr. Pimplepopper show?

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Where is the rest of the food. Some of those plates look 3/4 empty?

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It's not Golden Corral. They don't give you doggie bags.

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Yeah I was just trying to be funny. It all looks amazing. Your comment reminded me of how my dad use to give my grandmother a hard time. She was a brit and very proper about the fact that you just DID NOT ask to take leftovers home with you from restaurants. Except that she did have a dog and the liked to take him treats home. So she would very clearly ask for a "Doggy Bag" and mention her dog by name to make it clear she wasn't taking them home for herself. My dad would look across the table and say "Mom, you don't have to lie about having a dog if you just want to take some food home." She would get so incensed she would be sputtering "But I do have a dog!" And dad would just tilt his head and say "Mom…". She was so easy to wind up about it even though she knew he was just digging at her.

Helman's for the win. Hamburgers(although do Whataburger with mustard/mayo), bacon/egg/spam/chicken salad/ham sandwiches, tarter sauce ingredient, cole saw, fresh-cutup tomatoes from my garden, etc etc.

There has to be a law against ruining a big beautiful BLT sandwich with mustard.......yuk.

Never roll with mustard since I don't like bitter, even on a corn dog. Sue me or put up your dukes.

Jack Squat 83 said:

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Helman's for the win. Hamburgers(although do Whataburger with mustard/mayo), bacon/egg/spam/chicken salad/ham sandwiches, tarter sauce ingredient, cole saw, fresh-cutup tomatoes from my garden, etc etc.

There has to be a law against ruining a big beautiful BLT sandwich with mustard.......yuk.

Never roll with mustard since I don't like bitter, even on a corn dog. Sue me or put up your dukes.

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We see you, Walter.

When I was a little kid in the 70s I wouldn't touch mayonnaise. I just didn't like the way it looked or smelled. When I was 19 I was playing in a golf tournament that had a 36 hole final day. After the morning round the clubhouse put out a spread of sandwiches. Since I skipped breakfast I was starving. I grabbed a sandwich and wolfed it down, and realized it had mayo on it. I was transformed. It was delicious.

To this day I won't let mayo touch my hot dogs or cheeseburgers, but mustard will never again touch my sandwiches.

Reginald Cousins said:

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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I will not be besmirched by these people and called a communist or yankee for asking for "mayo, no mustard" at Whataburger!

My wife does eat mayo and melted cheese on her hot dogs for some reason...I just dont get that.

cecil77 said:

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Nothing better than when the ketchup and mayo mix together on your burger. Mustard is for hot dogs

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Mustard is for hamburgers. Mayo on burgers is for communists and Yankees.

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Kind of.

A light coating of mayonnaise on the buns put there to help keep the buns from getting so soggy is not bad. Of course, if you cook hamburger patties into hockey pucks then it might not matter as much.

If you cook an inch thick patty at a bit below medium heat in butter, then you achieve greatness, but it is going to have plenty of juice.

Mustard on top is ideal. Also, bacon, onion, pickle, and lettuce.

AgBQ-00 said:

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

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Mustard is good in pinto beans, too.

I sear my baby backs in plain old yellow mustard as phase 2 of the process. Never had any complaints.

I hope the Europeans reading this thread have gotten something out of it.

See, here in America we can eat whatever the hell we want, and like it!

when did Canadians become insufferable jerks? Have they always been this way? Seems like i started noticing around the time if the freedom convoy

AgBQ-00 said:

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

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Corn dogs you can't forget the corn dogs for our lsu tiggers...

very true. and pretzels for our germanic friends.

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AgBQ-00 said:

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

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Corn dogs you can't forget the corn dogs for our lsu tiggers...

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BadMoonRisin said:

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I will not be besmirched by these people and called a communist or yankee for asking for "mayo, no mustard" at Whataburger!

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Yes you will, you commiefied yankee. Or do you prefer yankified commie? Either way, your taste buds are defective.

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I will not be besmirched by these people and called a communist or yankee for asking for "mayo, no mustard" at Whataburger!

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Yes you will, you commiefied yankee. Or do you prefer yankified commie? Either way, your taste buds are defective.

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I'm telling you, Im the wrong dude, bud.

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Reginald Cousins said:

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I'm going to say this once.

Anyone who doesn't realize what a blessing mayo is must be either uneducated or purposely dense. Superior to butter in all kinds of toasting.

Phenomenal on anything with bread and meat. Except a hot dog. Because that's where mustard and ketchup go.

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Ketchup doesn't go on hotdogs either, you ill-bred commie cretin.

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If it's just an old frank, it sure does. Some sort of good sausage/brat/whatever I'd agree with you.

Danny Vermin said:

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Mayonnaise is absolutely disgusting. The sight of it makes me want to puke.

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Weak.

AgBQ-00 said:

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

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Toasted white bread with bologna and mustard is a favorite guilty treat.

And I actually prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo. Don't use much MW, but Mayo is gag inducing to me.

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AgBQ-00 said:

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

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Toasted white bread with bologna and mustard is a favorite guilty treat.

And I actually prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo. Don't use much MW, but Mayo is gag inducing to me.

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Sounds backwards to me, you fry the bologna and don't cook the bread.

bonfarr said:

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cecil77 said:

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AgBQ-00 said:

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

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Toasted white bread with bologna and mustard is a favorite guilty treat.

And I actually prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo. Don't use much MW, but Mayo is gag inducing to me.

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Sounds backwards to me, you fry the bologna and don't cook the bread.

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Fried spam is better. But I still won't put the devil's spooge on it.

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when did Canadians become insufferable jerks? Have they always been this way? Seems like i started noticing around the time if the freedom convoy

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Canadians have always been this way. They have a massive inferiority complex.

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when did Canadians become insufferable jerks? Have they always been this way? Seems like i started noticing around the time if the freedom convoy

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Canadians have always been this way. They have a massive inferiority complex.

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I have been visiting Canada every 3 or 4 years for 25 years and can attest that they are obsessed with US politics. They will usually tell you within the first 5 minutes of meeting you what they think of our President, the death penalty in Texas, guns, etc. We are supposedly the arrogant obnoxious people but I guess they don't consider insulting the country and culture of a stranger to be classless.

txags92 said:

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bonfarr said:

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cecil77 said:

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AgBQ-00 said:

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

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Toasted white bread with bologna and mustard is a favorite guilty treat.

And I actually prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo. Don't use much MW, but Mayo is gag inducing to me.

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Sounds backwards to me, you fry the bologna and don't cook the bread.

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Fried spam is better. But I still won't put the devil's spooge on it.

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txags92 said:

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bonfarr said:

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cecil77 said:

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AgBQ-00 said:

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mustard is for hamburgers hotdogs and sometime bologna sammiches

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Toasted white bread with bologna and mustard is a favorite guilty treat.

And I actually prefer Miracle Whip over Mayo. Don't use much MW, but Mayo is gag inducing to me.

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Sounds backwards to me, you fry the bologna and don't cook the bread.

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Fried spam is better. But I still won't put the devil's spooge on it.

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You have an unhealthy white condiment/sperm obsession.

Just saying.

Sammiches are what 3 year olds eat. Adults eat sandwiches (with or without devil's spooge).

Can we get the thread back on track?

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have been visiting Canada every 3 or 4 years for 25 years and can attest that they are obsessed with US politics. They will usually tell you within the first 5 minutes of meeting you what they think of our President, the death penalty in Texas, guns, etc. We are supposedly the arrogant obnoxious people but I guess they don't consider insulting the country and culture of a stranger to be classless

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In my experience from traveling to Nova Scotia in September 2024 that is 100% true.

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