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Biz Ag said:

A co-worker probably said, "I work my nuts off around here!"

And he tells the coworker, "Hold my cerveza."

Uno Equis beer
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Mega Lops said:

TXAG 05 said:

Dude shot himself in the beanbag while working at Taco Cabana

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2026/01/19/houston-taco-restaurant-employee-charged-after-accidentally-shooting-himself-in-private-area-at-work/?fbclid=IwdGRleAPboqFleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEehcL6G-gxHI4ZaMyoh5OQ-NvYUmsODaiB4ysKgYOc-M2V9CyUqmBzS5RLyC4_aem_fNbMzZhs89Lv4-92IQGamA

was it cheddar bob? Well I guess more like Queso Roberto



Juan Pelota.
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No posts about the Canadians acting up at the Texans watch party at NRG?

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I'll do the heavy lifting:



Altima-driving gunman at :25

Was not tempted for even a second to attend that thing. Stadium concession prices to watch a game on the video board and, most importantly, Free Admission to NRG stadium.
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Jugstore Cowboy said:

I'll do the heavy lifting:



Altima-driving gunman at :25

Was not tempted for even a second to attend that thing. Stadium concession prices to watch a game on the video board and, most importantly, Free Admission to NRG stadium.

yep can't attend anything "free" in Houston draws the un-desirables.
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I saw some interviews from the NRG watch party right after the loss and the folks interviewed were obviously drunk and/or stoned. Should have stayed up for the late news to watch the extended chaos.

Whoever put that event together to liquidate the last of the season's frozen Aramark slop and alcohol is a damn fool.

I imagine being at that watch party was like being in the seventh level of hell.

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yep can't attend anything "free" in Houston draws the vunables.

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Some jackwagon employee at Taco Cabana at N. Shepherd and 610 scrambled the wrong huevos.

https://www.click2houston.com/video/id/nj2hasjtljzuesjug43gqnlmijmxs5su

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HOUSTON A 19-year-old Houston-area Taco Cabana employee has been charged with unlawfully carrying a firearm and tampering with evidence after he allegedly shot himself on accident.
Houston police got called to the Taco Cabana at 700 North Loop West on Jan. 14 for a shooting in progress. When they arrived, the teen employee was bloody and had an apparent gunshot wound to his private area, records show.

Sounds like appendix carry gone wrong.
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Welcome to last week.
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CDUB98 said:

Welcome to last week.

Oops.

Oh well.
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Ryan the Temp said:

Some jackwagon employee at Taco Cabana at N. Shepherd and 610 scrambled the wrong huevos.

https://www.click2houston.com/video/id/nj2hasjtljzuesjug43gqnlmijmxs5su

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HOUSTON A 19-year-old Houston-area Taco Cabana employee has been charged with unlawfully carrying a firearm and tampering with evidence after he allegedly shot himself on accident.
Houston police got called to the Taco Cabana at 700 North Loop West on Jan. 14 for a shooting in progress. When they arrived, the teen employee was bloody and had an apparent gunshot wound to his private area, records show.

Sounds like appendix carry gone wrong.

I would bet everything that he has the ancient mayan bowl cut...

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HoustonAggie11 said:

Jugstore Cowboy said:

I'll do the heavy lifting:



Altima-driving gunman at :25

Was not tempted for even a second to attend that thing. Stadium concession prices to watch a game on the video board and, most importantly, Free Admission to NRG stadium.

yep can't attend anything "free" in Houston draws the un-desirables.

the local community fitness centers, which have lots of indoor BB courts, in the 95% white area I live in, raised their guest pass prices from $5 to $15 recently....can't quite put my finger on why though.
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agracer said:

HoustonAggie11 said:

Jugstore Cowboy said:

I'll do the heavy lifting:



Altima-driving gunman at :25

Was not tempted for even a second to attend that thing. Stadium concession prices to watch a game on the video board and, most importantly, Free Admission to NRG stadium.

yep can't attend anything "free" in Houston draws the un-desirables.

the local community fitness centers, which have lots of indoor BB courts, in the 95% white area I live in, raised their guest pass prices from $5 to $15 recently....can't quite put my finger on why though.

Ha, when I was at the LA Fitness next to Langham Creek HS, we would get some interesting non members. One time someone must have lit up a blunt in the court, and it wafted out to the entire gym area...And not a single gym goer or member of management batted an eye.
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agracer said:

HoustonAggie11 said:

Jugstore Cowboy said:

I'll do the heavy lifting:



Altima-driving gunman at :25

Was not tempted for even a second to attend that thing. Stadium concession prices to watch a game on the video board and, most importantly, Free Admission to NRG stadium.

yep can't attend anything "free" in Houston draws the un-desirables.

the local community fitness centers, which have lots of indoor BB courts, in the 95% white area I live in, raised their guest pass prices from $5 to $15 recently....can't quite put my finger on why though.


My gym banned all guests from using the basketball courts lmao
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Yeah, anything free, literally anything free in Htown is a hellllll no for me dawg. So much riff raff in this town, even the paid stuff is ratchet now.
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This is why we just stay home.
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Unless you have wandered onto the courts near Toyota Center shirtless in a pick up game, you haven't truly lived
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This thread has been oddly quiet in parallel with the frigid weather. Weird.
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jac4 said:

This thread has been oddly quiet in parallel with the frigid weather. Weird.

well the fatigue is real when it comes to that sort of stuff. It has been nice to talk about something other than people who culturally have no regard for life or human decency. But it is still going on.

https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/houston-home-invasion-shooting-elderly-woman-lockwood-drive/285-f364ceb7-53e1-4011-9a5b-f344108cf4dd

At least grandmoms capped one of the invaders. I'm guessing this was a family inside job. Hopefully these **** asses who tried to rob an old lady are crippled for life.
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During the exchange, the homeowner hit both suspects. They were taken to a nearby hospital, where one suspect was listed in critical condition and undergoing surgery, police said. The other suspect was reported to be in stable condition.

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Mega Lops said:

jac4 said:

This thread has been oddly quiet in parallel with the frigid weather. Weird.

well the fatigue is real when it comes to that sort of stuff. It has been nice to talk about something other than people who culturally have no regard for life or human decency. But it is still going on.

https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/houston-home-invasion-shooting-elderly-woman-lockwood-drive/285-f364ceb7-53e1-4011-9a5b-f344108cf4dd

At least grandmoms capped one of the invaders. I'm guessing this was a family inside job. Hopefully these **** asses who tried to rob an old lady are crippled for life.
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During the exchange, the homeowner hit both suspects. They were taken to a nearby hospital, where one suspect was listed in critical condition and undergoing surgery, police said. The other suspect was reported to be in stable condition.



hopefully the first day resident got the lead on this and fumbled the surgery.
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Metro started running again today
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January has been a nightmare month for Metro:

Fight between man who allegedly exposed himself on METRO train and deputies ends with deputy cut, suspect dead
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Man invaded home and stole a baby because a woman didn't have $3000 he could steal?

Seems unlikely. She couldn't see the color of his skin at all? How about his voice? Anything distinctive there?

This is fishy.

https://abc13.com/post/police-say-looking-man-kidnapped-baby-during-home-invasion-southeast-houston/18504922/
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Jugstore Cowboy
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W said:

Metro started running again today

From who?
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Jugstore Cowboy said:

W said:

Metro started running again today

From who?

ba-dah-tss
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maroon barchetta said:

Man invaded home and stole a baby because a woman didn't have $3000 he could steal?

Seems unlikely. She couldn't see the color of his skin at all? How about his voice? Anything distinctive there?

This is fishy.

https://abc13.com/post/police-say-looking-man-kidnapped-baby-during-home-invasion-southeast-houston/18504922/

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that nothing in her story is true.
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Perve Harris County Sheriff's sgt caught by Florida sheriff's department:

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2026/01/30/harris-county-sheriffs-office-sergeant-accused-of-sending-explicit-messages-to-undercover-officer-posing-as-teen/

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A Harris County Sheriff's Office sergeant who was arrested earlier this week on state charges has now also been charged federally.

On Monday, Jan. 26, HCSO Sergeant John Fedrick Black, 46, was arrested on child exploitation charges in Tallahassee, Florida. The Leon County Sheriff's Office, located in Florida, issued the warrant, and Black was arrested and booked into the Harris County Jail.

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Black was subsequently charged with one count of distribution of obscene material to a minor, one count of unlawful use of a computer to seduce, solicit, or lure a child, and one count of unlawful use of a two-way communication device.


You can click the link if you want to see some samples of his chat game.
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Security guard exchanges punches with two men; they shake hands afterwards
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The footage shows three men: one wearing a white T-shirt and white jeans, another wearing a black T-shirt and black pants, and a uniformed male security guard.

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The security worker breaks through the man's guard and lands a left hook straight to his face, knocking him to the ground. The man appears shaken but not seriously injured.

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The guard then immediately turns to the man in white, and a second fight begins without hesitation from either party . . . the security guard connects with a right jab straight to kisser, causing his knees to buckle and sending him to the pavement.

Come for the carne asada, stay for the fist fights.
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Jugstore Cowboy said:

Perve Harris County Sheriff's sgt caught by Florida sheriff's department:

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2026/01/30/harris-county-sheriffs-office-sergeant-accused-of-sending-explicit-messages-to-undercover-officer-posing-as-teen/

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A Harris County Sheriff's Office sergeant who was arrested earlier this week on state charges has now also been charged federally.

On Monday, Jan. 26, HCSO Sergeant John Fedrick Black, 46, was arrested on child exploitation charges in Tallahassee, Florida. The Leon County Sheriff's Office, located in Florida, issued the warrant, and Black was arrested and booked into the Harris County Jail.

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Black was subsequently charged with one count of distribution of obscene material to a minor, one count of unlawful use of a computer to seduce, solicit, or lure a child, and one count of unlawful use of a two-way communication device.


You can click the link if you want to see some samples of his chat game.

Is his middle name really "Fedrick"?
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Another trail ride shooting:

https://www.fox26houston.com/news/houston-trail-ride-shooting-homestead-2026-january-february

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Police reported the shooting at about 8 p.m. Saturday along Homestead Road near Guadalupe Street.

A lieutenant at the scene said officers were dispersing a large crowd that gathered for a trail ride. During that time, an altercation broke out behind the strip center, and people allegedly started shooting at each other.

6 shot, 1 dead.

I'm not exactly sure what "trail ride" means in the Northeast Houston context these days; I don't think it's just about taking the ponies out for a stretch.
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The rodeo lasts nearly a month now. Maybe the trail rides do too.
 
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