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***** THE ACOLYTE Show Discussion (see note inside) Thread *****
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That always makes me laugh, in his videos. "The Message" with that smorgasbord of images.Sea Speed said:
That YouTube is just a clip of him saying THE MESSAGE.
THAT'S why Torbin was in a deep meditative state and decided to drink the poison?
LOL
At least we got to see some Wookie Jedi action
Disney StarWars needs better writers. This is bad.
This whole series needs a re-edit into a 90 minute movie.
LOL
At least we got to see some Wookie Jedi action
Disney StarWars needs better writers. This is bad.
This whole series needs a re-edit into a 90 minute movie.
They really didn't help themselves by giving Torbin a name so similar to Tommen.
That was a solid episode. Of course I have zero expectations bc of how bad it is.
Agree that they should have just done it all in order.
Agree that they should have just done it all in order.
Okay, Disney, I realize you want to shit on legacy Star Wars fans with your awful Acolyte show, but what the fuck is this? pic.twitter.com/HzuKRUDjzt
— Text 💬 (@TeeExTee) July 10, 2024
But, but Russian DollCliff.Booth said:
At least it's the show that the director wanted as a 13 year old. Giving her $180 million to make that makes total sense. Can't wait for season two.
captkirk said:But, but Russian DollCliff.Booth said:
At least it's the show that the director wanted as a 13 year old. Giving her $180 million to make that makes total sense. Can't wait for season two.
Seriously?
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boogieman said:
THAT'S why Torbin was in a deep meditative state and decided to drink the poison?
LOL
At least we got to see some Wookie Jedi action
Disney StarWars needs better writers. This is bad.
This whole series needs a re-edit into a 90 minute movie.
Yeah. We wait 7 episodes to see a wookie Jedi **** some **** up…and we get possessed wookienjedi attacking other Jedi.
And then the witches controlling him just up and die. Cool.
I stopped watching after episode 5. Special effects and good fight scenes just aren't enough to save it. But I keep coming back to this thread to see if I should start watching again and because it's much more entertaining. Thanks!
Good lord that episode was uneventful, they just summarized almost everything we already knew except for how all the nuns died
They also didn't mention why that other Jedi super master had to deal with that matter personnelly?
At this point I'm just hoping for a Rogue One type ending. Except instead of Vader wrecking people it is Yoda wiping out everyone and ending with "disappointed in you I am"
I would rather see what Darth Smiley and OSHA were doing. I hope she doesn't kill him to satisfy the horned lady Sith master because he's the one redeeming character.
Your house has clearly never burned down. Once it gets going, it goes quickBrian Earl Spilner said:
Oh, and it still makes zero sense how that fire spread so quickly and killed like half the coven.
Feels so good, feelin' good again.
Finally got to watch the episode after 60 hours without power following the hurricane. Had some rian johnson feels in making us like Sol for 5-6 episodes and then revealing that he is a flawed, self-centered d8bag, but definitely could have used a lot more understanding of what his deal was. Being excited about the vergence makes sense, being obsessed with the girls didn't.
I feel like Anakin probably acted exactly like Torbin on half the missions he went on with Obi-Wan.
Was really hoping the metal detector was a lightsaber and Kelnacca was going to use it as such. I really need a meme of Kelnacca collecting aluminum cans at the beach.
So Sol is a total ******* who kills the mom and then lets the daughter drop to her death except she doesn't die. He is going to get gutted in the next episode.
I feel like Anakin probably acted exactly like Torbin on half the missions he went on with Obi-Wan.
Was really hoping the metal detector was a lightsaber and Kelnacca was going to use it as such. I really need a meme of Kelnacca collecting aluminum cans at the beach.
So Sol is a total ******* who kills the mom and then lets the daughter drop to her death except she doesn't die. He is going to get gutted in the next episode.
Feels so good, feelin' good again.
This is actually the actor trying to kill himself after reading the script for episode 7 pic.twitter.com/RqjHAztji1
— Josh (@TheDenofNerds) July 10, 2024
They got the wookiee out here trying to find the plot with a metal detector…#TheAcolyte pic.twitter.com/cGbP9QsWLa
— Marc Fernandez (@MarcFernandez) July 10, 2024
My kid and I liked it. Sorry. Also, we don't think the witches are dead or gone. Think the force push )or whatever) to get them out of the wookie head knocked them out.
Just hit me that in episode 7 the Jedi said the coven was inside an old mining facility….
So that means that's the most combustible mining facility of all time if one fuel filled lantern can bring the house down and litterally cause explosions moments later…..amazed it remained standing as long as it did
So that means that's the most combustible mining facility of all time if one fuel filled lantern can bring the house down and litterally cause explosions moments later…..amazed it remained standing as long as it did
The Porkchop Express said:Your house has clearly never burned down. Once it gets going, it goes quickBrian Earl Spilner said:
Oh, and it still makes zero sense how that fire spread so quickly and killed like half the coven.
Was the house in question made out stone in an old mine?
Ok, TC.The Porkchop Express said:Your house has clearly never burned down. Once it gets going, it goes quickBrian Earl Spilner said:
Oh, and it still makes zero sense how that fire spread so quickly and killed like half the coven.
those miners in that old mine see.... they spilled flammable goo stuff all the time see..... and that porous rock would suck all that goo stuff up. Then the miner leave because they can't mine the rock anymore because it was so flammable, so these witches move in and use the rock to make a house... in the mine... with all the flammable goo rock.... once that fire got started ... .. woooooosh... up it goes.....
Do you really need an explanation of why things In a mine might explode when exposed to fire?DrEvazanPhD said:The Porkchop Express said:Your house has clearly never burned down. Once it gets going, it goes quickBrian Earl Spilner said:
Oh, and it still makes zero sense how that fire spread so quickly and killed like half the coven.
Was the house in question made out stone in an old mine?
Feels so good, feelin' good again.
My best friends house burned down in 5th grade. Destroyed everything they owned. You don't forget **** like that.Brian Earl Spilner said:Ok, TC.The Porkchop Express said:Your house has clearly never burned down. Once it gets going, it goes quickBrian Earl Spilner said:
Oh, and it still makes zero sense how that fire spread so quickly and killed like half the coven.
Feels so good, feelin' good again.
I am sick and tired of you guys nitpicking and trying to figure out how a stone mine fortress hidden lesbian witch chamber spontaneously combusted and not focusing on the big questions, like how the **** was this series approved.
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Cliff.Booth said:
I am sick and tired of you guys nitpicking and trying to figure out how a stone mine fortress hidden lesbian witch chamber spontaneously combusted and not focusing on the big questions, like how the **** was this series approved.
The fire spread from space.
it would have been better if he was holding a giant combCliff.Booth said:They got the wookiee out here trying to find the plot with a metal detector…#TheAcolyte pic.twitter.com/cGbP9QsWLa
— Marc Fernandez (@MarcFernandez) July 10, 2024
Cliff.Booth said:They got the wookiee out here trying to find the plot with a metal detector…#TheAcolyte pic.twitter.com/cGbP9QsWLa
— Marc Fernandez (@MarcFernandez) July 10, 2024
I stopped watching around halfway through the second episode but seeing the youtube review videos and see this wookie with the metal detector there was a slim hope for an appropriate response:
It's gonna happen.
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