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In reply to Bondag • 2:25p, 7/3/25
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Bondag said:
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Maybe it's not as bad as feared after this week's setback


Do we need to send someone to take care of him so he doesn't have to use his hand?


This is what deshaun Watson's punishment should have been.
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In reply to Sea Speed • 2:37p, 7/3/25
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Sea Speed said:
Bondag said:
schmendeler said:


Maybe it's not as bad as feared after this week's setback


Do we need to send someone to take care of him so he doesn't have to use his hand?


This is what deshaun Watson's punishment should have been.
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5:33p, 7/3/25
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Time for Dana to call out Yordan's manhood like he essentially did to Pena earlier this week?

"It's only a broken hand. If he was tougher he'd be swinging a bat for us by now" - Dana Brown

With the tear they're on, Yordan should be shut down until he's 100%, no questions asked.
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10:11p, 7/4/25
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Hahahahahahahaha

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**** the dodgers lol
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**** LA.
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Beatin that ASS

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11:09p, 7/4/25
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4th of July calls for fireworks

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In reply to schmendeler • 7:41a, 7/5/25
And yet, they kept throwing breaking balls. Dumb asses….
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8:24a, 7/5/25
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I LOVE that Altuve and McCuller's handed the dodgers their worst ever home loss! ****ing dodger fans are pathetic.
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9:43a, 7/5/25
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From a fb group I'm active in.

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In reply to jetch17 • 1:26p, 7/5/25
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4th of July calls for fireworks



I propose henceforth the Beer Dong Fireworks be the official GIF of a series win on the Tine board.

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In reply to Ciboag96 • 8:05p, 7/5/25
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Ciboag96 said:
jetch17 said:
4th of July calls for fireworks



I propose henceforth the Beer Dong Fireworks be the official GIF of a series win on the Tine board.


Can this be posted after the second win of a 3 game series? What happens if we get the sweep? Do we need a pentadong? Or a a Happy Gilmoure broom dong? We need some rules here. Can't be just posting dongs all willy nilly.
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Series W against the doyers gets a DONG!

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9:15p, 7/5/25
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LA is melting down.
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Wins are always nice, but just better against the Dodgers. Especially with a series win already in our pocket and going for the broom in their house.
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10:05p, 7/5/25
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Sweep those mofos tomorrow! Dodger tears are always sweeter.
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Altuve having a monster series!!! Shove it dodger fans! Absolutely stud level!
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How SWEEP it is!
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MF sweep of the sh*tdick dodgers

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Man, I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I found that series to be REALLY enjoyable.
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Oh, how sweep!
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Make America Hate Again! Suck it L. A. -holes.

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When was the pirates game?


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June 5/6


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21-7 record since Jetch left Pittsburgh. Long live fireworks beer dong!
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In reply to Mega Lops • 8:13p, 7/6/25
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Mega Lops said:
Make America Hate Again! Suck it L. A. -holes.

Anyone still have the image that says something like "Speaking of banging trash cans, how's your mom?"

Looked like a cartoon of Altuve in the middle.

I've searched my laptop and the internet and can't find it anymore.
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'The Astros and Jesus Christ saved my life': Kerrville man recalls chilling moments when July Fourth flood arrived


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But in less than a minute, the waters had risen.
"When I got him, and we went back across, it was a little bit above my waist," Robertson recalls.
Robertson stays at a cabin behind the home, which has since been swept away in the destruction.
The cabin is behind the house where his brother lives.
But on that night, he was watching the Astros game across the street, having decided not to go home when the rains began to fall.
"The Astros and Jesus Christ saved my life," said Robertson.
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