In my opinion You don't commit battery on television to defend your wife's honor instead you turn the Shame on Chris rock
If this happens you man up walk on stage grab the mic and Shame Chris rock by stating this joke is in bad taste
That your beautiful wife has allopecia and that this joke is uncalled for. Say you love her with all your heart and you should slap the hell outta this man but won't stoop to his level
State she deserves better than this joke as does anybody suffering from an illness
Then drop the mic
That's how you defend your wife in public by not assaulting a man in front of possibly children watching but instead make him look little and guilty in front of everyone
If this happens you man up walk on stage grab the mic and Shame Chris rock by stating this joke is in bad taste
That your beautiful wife has allopecia and that this joke is uncalled for. Say you love her with all your heart and you should slap the hell outta this man but won't stoop to his level
State she deserves better than this joke as does anybody suffering from an illness
Then drop the mic
That's how you defend your wife in public by not assaulting a man in front of possibly children watching but instead make him look little and guilty in front of everyone