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I had some good laughs but it has the subtlety of a brick to the head.

Also needed a lot of cutting
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Yeah, it wasn't as hate-filled and negative as that.

Yes, the Kens are accessories and, basically, unimportant. It's not because of hate. It's because THAT'S WHAT PLAYING WITH BARBIES WAS LIKE. You wanted a Ken but Barbie was the focus.
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I think you misunderstand the motives behind productions like this, and you were naive to expose kids to this garbage. Like this critic pointed out -- freedom of expression, make whatever you want, but it's a shame that this woke tripe was marketed to fool unaware parents with younger kids.
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The next couple weeks will be a case study of film legs with 3 films expected to have great legs (Oppenheimer, MI7 & SOF) and 1 film expected to have horrible legs (Barbie)
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It's a Barbie movie so I would expect there to be a fair amount of girl power! to it. Where does that bleed into something else? I guess everyone has their line. There's no doubt that Hollywood can produce some preachy, woke nonsense. At the same time, it seems like conservatives (of which I consider myself, for the most part) are so on the lookout for it, I'm starting to suspect they actually want these things to be woke just so they can complain.
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Cliff.Booth said:

I think you misunderstand the motives behind productions like this, and you were naive to expose kids to this garbage. Like this critic pointed out -- freedom of expression, make whatever you want, but it's a shame that this woke tripe was marketed to fool unaware parents with younger kids.


OMG. My kids hear so much anti-woke that watching this movie did no harm, did not gain a foothold.

I know we need to be on the lookout for subversive messages but sometimes, folks, it becomes tiresome.

FTR, it wasn't that good. This girls were laughing at how "cringe" some of it was.
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I know we need to be on the lookout for subversive messages, but let me take my kids to a 2 hour third wave feminism seminar dressed up as a kids' toy. Your call, but to me giving your time, money, and kids' minds to these people is insane.
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Girlfriend was very excited about this one so I tagged along. I was quite entertained by it but I agree the last 30 minutes got really dragg-y. Not one I'm in a hurry to see again but it was original and very funny at parts. Gosling and McKinnon are fantastic
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Saw the highlights. Glad I didn't waste 2 hours for that overhyped crap. Hope it was entertaining for some folks I suppose.
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combat wombat said:

Dylan Mulvaney plays one of the Barbies. When I heard the voice, I thought to myself that is obviously a man.

Barbie and Ken are being cat called by construction workers in the real world and Barbie tells them that , "I don't have a vagina and he does not have a *****."

Kate McKinnon is fantastic as weird Barbie . That one Barbie that almost every girl has in her collection who has been played with a bit too hard… "makeup" has been applied with ink and hair has been cut.

I'm pretty conservative and I didn't think it was toxically woke. Barbie was just met with the realization in the real world that women didn't run everything and not everyone was nice and happy.

All that said, the girls didn't think it was that great. I won't watch it again, either.

I was most annoyed by Dylan Mulvaney's presence in the movie. I believe that he's an idiot who's out there portraying a caricatures of what it is to be a woman and the establishment has swallowed him hook line and sinker.



Kate McKinnon is someone I always thought was like 50 but just looked relatively healthy and young. I was shocked to find out she's 39. I don't know what it is but she looks much older to me.
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Brittmoore Car Club said:

combat wombat said:

Dylan Mulvaney plays one of the Barbies. When I heard the voice, I thought to myself that is obviously a man.

Barbie and Ken are being cat called by construction workers in the real world and Barbie tells them that , "I don't have a vagina and he does not have a *****."

Kate McKinnon is fantastic as weird Barbie . That one Barbie that almost every girl has in her collection who has been played with a bit too hard… "makeup" has been applied with ink and hair has been cut.

I'm pretty conservative and I didn't think it was toxically woke. Barbie was just met with the realization in the real world that women didn't run everything and not everyone was nice and happy.

All that said, the girls didn't think it was that great. I won't watch it again, either.

I was most annoyed by Dylan Mulvaney's presence in the movie. I believe that he's an idiot who's out there portraying a caricatures of what it is to be a woman and the establishment has swallowed him hook line and sinker.



Kate McKinnon is someone I always thought was like 50 but just looked relatively healthy and young. I was shocked to find out she's 39. I don't know what it is but she looks much older to me.
wait what
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Is this the part where we say we don't question a movie about plastic dolls but focus instead on the politics of the actors and director?
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Its not a good movie. Really, really not good
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Here's a better photo of her.
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I honestly thought McKinnon was in her mid to late 40s.
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Haven't seen this yet. I assumed the humor was going to be like the Legos movie humor - nostalgic, fun shots at various groups, but not overly injected with current event politics. Can't tell if its that or not.

I still want to see it because Gosling is awesome.
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YouBet said:

Haven't seen this yet. I assumed the humor was going to be like the Legos movie humor - nostalgic, fun shots at various groups, but not overly injected with current event politics. Can't tell if its that or not.

I still want to see it because Gosling is awesome.


Let's just say this movie tries to do surgery regarding feminism using a butter knife

Not saying I didn't have a fun time at times and I regret seeing it. But damn
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Tobias Funke said:

Girlfriend was very excited about this one so I tagged along.
lol
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

I honestly thought McKinnon was in her mid to late 40s.
She's cringy no matter how old.
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I wish I could have bet on how this crowd would have reacted to this movie at a sports book. Just trope after trope.
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I haven't seen this movie but it sucks frothy green donkey dung.

And everyone who likes this movie is a racist.

Or something.

Welcome to f13.
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combat wombat said:

Dylan Mulvaney plays one of the Barbies. When I heard the voice, I thought to myself that is obviously a man.

Barbie and Ken are being cat called by construction workers in the real world and Barbie tells them that , "I don't have a vagina and he does not have a *****."

Kate McKinnon is fantastic as weird Barbie . That one Barbie that almost every girl has in her collection who has been played with a bit too hard… "makeup" has been applied with ink and hair has been cut.

I'm pretty conservative and I didn't think it was toxically woke. Barbie was just met with the realization in the real world that women didn't run everything and not everyone was nice and happy.

All that said, the girls didn't think it was that great. I won't watch it again, either.

I was most annoyed by Dylan Mulvaney's presence in the movie. I believe that he's an idiot who's out there portraying a caricatures of what it is to be a woman and the establishment has swallowed him hook line and sinker.


You must be watch a lot of Dylan Mulvaney videos to immediately think you recognize the voice.
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I THOUGHT I recognized the face.
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I think I liked it better than my wife - she didn't care for it too much. I pushed the patriarchy bashing to the back of my head for a bit to just enjoy the other parts. I liked the new Dua Lipa song as well as the guitar riffing by Slash and Wolfgang.

Disappointed in the message they tried to deliver to young girls/women. I thought they could have done better without the man bashing and still have been pro-women (as a Barbie movie should be). A bit silly they went through all that and then setup a sequel to have Mommy Barbie. I mean, geez - poor Ken couldn't even get a single kiss in lol
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Sounds pretty gay.
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I wouldn't know who Dylan Mulvaney was (still don't know why they were famous in the first place) if it wasn't for ****** obsessed right wingers.
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This isn't f16. Stop.
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Another Doug said:

I wouldn't know who Dylan Mulvaney was (still don't know why they were famous in the first place) if it wasn't for ****** obsessed right wingers.


None of us would know who he is if dudes like you didn't unfortunately work for ad agencies and lose corporations millions to win woke approval.
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Cliff.Booth said:

Another Doug said:

I wouldn't know who Dylan Mulvaney was (still don't know why they were famous in the first place) if it wasn't for ****** obsessed right wingers.


None of us would know who he is if dudes like you didn't unfortunately work for ad agencies and lose corporations millions to win woke approval.
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Sorry, took the bait. I'm just hoping we eventually get the OTHET Doug.
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BadMoonRisin said:

Sounds pretty gay.


I'm a girl.
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combat wombat said:

BadMoonRisin said:

Sounds pretty gay.


I'm a girl.
Girls cant be gay?
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David Happymountain said:

Tobias Funke said:

Girlfriend was very excited about this one so I tagged along.
lol


Buddy, if your profile picture and posting history are any indication, you are about the least qualified person on this site when it comes to how to act around a female, much less a girlfriend or wife.
 
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