
48 pretenders kicked to the curb.
16 contenders left.
1939 still sitting out there pissed as hell.
Judy Garland eating barbituates like they were pez to control her rage.
The Sweet 16 field is pretty remarkable.
- Seven of the 16 entries are from the 1990s, which means that 70% of the 90s' entries have made it this far.
- Five of the 16 entries are from the 1980s, a decade that a lot of you weren't even alive for.
- The 1970s and 2000s have two entries each.
- The 2010s and 2020s were shut out entirely.
Here come the entries, along with my award-winning commentary* posing the question to you, dear voter which year's best 3-person/creature team would win a fight vs. the other year's 3-person/creature team?
Note: One character per movie limit. Please feel free to invent your own 3-man teams from these years, I came up with this idea on the spur of the moment!
VOTE HERE - 24 hours of the Sweet 16 starts now! What's in the Box? Region#1 1995 vs. #13 1990
#1 1995: Braveheart, Toy Story, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, Heat, Casino, Apollo 13, 12 Monkeys, Leaving Las Vegas, Sense & Sensibility
#13 1990: Dances with Wolves, Home Alone, Goodfellas, Edward Scissorhands, Misery, The Hunt For Red October, Awakenings, Pretty Woman, Total Recall, Back to the Future 3
Who wins in a 3x3 fight? William Wallace, Buzz Lightyear, and John Doe ('95) vs. Kevin McCallister, Annie from Misery, and Quaid/Howser from Total Recall ('90)
#2 2008 vs. #6 1998#2 2008: Slumdog Millionaire, The Dark Knight, Gran Torino, Iron Man, Wall-E, In Bruges, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Taken, the Boy in the Striped Pajamas, The Reader
#6 1998: Shakespeare in Love, Saving Private Ryan, American History X, The Truman Show, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, The Big Lebowski, There's Something About Mary, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dark City, The Thin Red Line
Who wins in a 3x3 fight? Batman, Iron Man,and Liam Neeson from Taken ('08) vs. Barry Pepper's sniper from Saving Private Ryan, Walter Sobchak from Lebowski, and let's say, Jason Staham from LSTSB ('98).
You Must Be the Other Guy Region#12 2000 vs. #16 1977#12 2000: Gladiator, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Erin Brokovich, Memento, Snatch, Castaway, American Psycho, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Billy Elliot
#16 1977: Annie Hall, Star Wars, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Smokey & The Bandit, Slap Shot, Sorcerer, the Spy Who Loved Me, A Bridge Too Far, Suspira, The Duelists
Who wins in a 3x3 fight? Maximus Decimus Meridius commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, and Li Mu Bai (Chow Yun-fat) from CTHD ('00) vs. Bo "Bandit" Darville, Han Solo, and Jack Hanson (hard to pick just one Hanson brother) from Slapshot ('77)
#14 1987 vs. #15 1978
#14 1987: The Last Emperor, Three Men and a Baby, Full Metal Jacket, The Princess Bride, Robocop, Predator, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, The Untouchables, Empire of the Sun, Lethal Weapon
#15 1978: The Deer Hunter, Grease, Animal House, Superman, Halloween, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Dawn of the Dead, Death on the Nile, The Midnight Express, 14 Days in Heaven
Who wins in a 3x3 fight? Inigo Montoya, Robocop, and Dutch from Predator ('87) vs. Superman, Michael Meyers, and John Travolta's hips from Grease ('78)
I Just Shot Marvin in the Face Region#1 1994 vs. #12 1986#1 1994: Forrest Gump, The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, The Lion King, The Professional, True Lies, Dumb & Dumber, Speed, Interview with the Vampire, Legends of the Fall
#12 1986: Platoon, Top Gun, Aliens, Stand by Me, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Hannah and her Sisters, Blue Velvet, The Fly, The Name of the Rose, Hoosiers
Who wins in a 3x3 fight? Leon from the Professional, Harry Rehnquist, and Boggs from Shawshank ('94) vs. Maverick, Ripley, and Sgt. Barnes from Platoon ('86)
#10 1980 vs. #11 1984#10 1980: Ordinary People, The Empire Strikes Back, The Shining, The Elephant Man, Raging Bull, Airplane!, The Blues Brothers, The Long Good Friday, Caddyshack, The Gods Must be Crazy
#11 1984: Amadeus, Beverly Hills Cop, Once Upon a Time in America, The Karate Kid, The Terminator, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Ghostbusters, Blood Simple, This is Spinal Tap, A Nightmare on Elm Street
Who wins in a 3x3 fight? Darth Vader, John Torrance from the Shining, and Carl Spackler ('80) vs. The Terminator, Indiana Jones, and Freddy Krueger ('84)
Mr. Anderson Region
#1 1999 vs. #13 1989
#1 1999: American Beauty, The Phantom Menace, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Green Mile, The Sixth Sense, The Iron Giant, Magnolia, Toy Story 2, The Boondock Saints
#13 1989: Driving Miss Daisy, Batman, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Dead Poets Society, The Abyss, Do The Right Thing, Field of Dreams, Glory, When Harry Met Sally, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Who wins in a 3x3 fight? Tyler Durden, Neo, and Darth Maul ('97) vs. Batman, Indiana Jones, and Meg Ryan's Fake Orgasm ('89)
#2 1993 vs. #14 1996#2 1993: Schindler's List, Jurassic Park, In the Name of the Father, Groundhog Day, Tombstone, Philadelphia, The Fugitive, True Romance, The Sandlot, The Nightmare Before Christmas
#14 1996: The English Patient, Independence Day, Trainspotting, Fargo, Sling Blade, The Rock, Primal Fear, Shine, Sleepers, A Time to Kill
Who wins in a 3x3 fight? The T-Rex, Doc Holiday, and Bennie "The Jet" Rodriguez ('93) vs. Captain Steven Hiller, John Patrick Mason (retired of course), and 12-year-old Karl Childers (Sling Blade).
* = I have not won any awards for my commentary.