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Bros, funniest movie since the Hangover and Bridesmaids

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The Dirty Sock
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Complete Idiot said:


If it's truly a funny movie, those commercials did a huge disservice to it - in my opinion.

I think this was a majority of the problem for this release.
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TCTTS said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

I'd pay to watch TC and Dallas duke it out MMA style.

I'm sure Dallas, The Debt, aTmAg, and a couple others would love to form a Voltron of disgruntled hypocrisy and annoyance to try and give me what they think I deserve.




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The Dirty Sock said:

Complete Idiot said:


If it's truly a funny movie, those commercials did a huge disservice to it - in my opinion.

I think this was a majority of the problem for this release.
"Straight males, please come see this hilarious new movie...look, here's a quick clip of some gay orgy oral sex to get you hyped to see it with your bros!"

"What, you don't want to see that type of stuff? Gay men going down on each other isn't cool to you? HOMOPHOBE!"


LOL
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BoydCrowder13 said:

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BadMoonRisin said:

I would imagine it's a result of studios, producers, and screenwriters shopping around and pitching different projects, passing, accepting, etc and going down the rumor mill.

Word gets around town in Hollywood.

People hear about X studio making Y screenplay with Z stars attached to it, and the rest is just Fear of Missing Out.


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My takeaway from this thread has been that there are a lot of posters who don't care about this movie and they are going to keep on posting until every last one of us knows how much they don't care.
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WestAustinAg said:

I read this entire thread. Hilarious drama.
By the time this thread is done it'll have more views than the movie.
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What?

Just go back and read the thread.
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By the time this thread is done it'll have more views than the movie.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
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The Porkchop Express said:

My takeaway from this thread has been that there are a lot of posters who don't care about this movie and they are going to keep on posting until every last one of us knows how much they don't care.
I mentioned it on a different thread with a similar conversation, but it's no different from the number of times folks post on the sports forums about how little they care about the sips. It's a texags tradition at this point
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Switch out "Gay" with "Vegan" in that thread.

Does that then indicate an irrational fear of Vegans?
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Are you talking to me? Cause I certainly wasn't talking to you. Don't get me pulled into your forthcoming ban.
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i wonder which number is higher...

the number of pages this thread reaches, or

the number of posters on this thread who've actually seen the movie?
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[You posted another absolute lie about moderation and about Brandon and you are very close to receiving a permanent ban instead of just having your posts removed. -Staff]
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Jesus...just lock the thread already, Mods.

Why keep us typing away only to indiscriminately bin whole pages?

[Stay on topic and we won't have to remove posts and we are not going to lock or remove a thread just because a few posters want want to be rude or derail it. -Staff]
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This.

With absolutely no explanation whatsoever.

[This thread is all over the place and we are doing our best to keep it on topic while removing disrespectful posts that are being made by all sides of this discussion. Some posts are getting caught up in that and this thread got derailed into a thread complaining about moderation and we are not going to allow that.

WE WILL REMOVE ANY POST ABOUT MODERATION ON THIS THREAD so it doesn't derail again and any poster that decides that they want to try and do that will get a ban. -Staff]
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Well, it was a really funny movie.
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BallerStaf2003 said:

Well, it was a really funny movie.

Glad you liked it!

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[We are going to be very strict about any post that derails this thread and doesn't discuss the movie and we will be giving out bans to any poster that ignores the warnings that have already been put on this thread. -Staff]
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BallerStaf2003 said:

I have a favor to ask my straight friends through all walks of life. Please go see "Bros". It was hilarious, but most importantly it is the first accurate depiction of gay life in entertainment ever. A lot of you have always been fascinated by how different our lives are, and here is your opportunity to understand.

You can understand the challenges we face daily, the stigmas we place on each other, the shame we felt when we were made fun of as kids, and you will relate to some degree. It might even make you shed a tear in between the moments of laughter.

Bill Eichner, thank you for making me and many others feel seen. Seen through OUR lens, and not some watered down version of what society or Hollywood think we aspire to be.

I've been in 11 weddings in my life. A best man once, and a groomsman 6 times. I haven't ever asked for anything in return but this, please go see this movie! It would really mean a lot to me and many others.
I know it has an "R" rating, but if you guys could also take your young teens to see the movie as well. They will laugh. They will cry. And they will get to see the first accurate depiction of gay life in entertainment ever. They will understand the challenges the LGBTQ+ community faces on a daily basis and the stigmas and shame they place on each other.

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I know it has an "R" rating, but if you guys could also take your young teens to see the movie as well. They will laugh. They will cry. And they will get to see the first accurate depiction of gay life in entertainment ever. They will understand the challenges the LGBTQ+ community faces on a daily basis and the stigmas and shame they place on each other.
Agreed. Young LGBTQ people need to see the kind of infighting they signed up for.
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I had never even heard of this movie until last night when I caught Eichner's inflammatory comments and then him wondering why it has tanked.

So I went to IMDB and saw that it had a 5.1 rating (it's now up to 6.3) and the majority of the comments were from people claiming they are gay and that the movie was terrible, unfunny, and that Eichner set them back decades.

However, on Rotten Tomatoes, it has a 90% critic score (not surprising) but also a 91% audience score and I don't recall the last film I saw lineup that closely, albeit small sample sizes.

Must just be a bunch of bigots hanging out on IMDB.

After reading a little bit more about the movie on there though I came across this:

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Luke Macfarlane revealed he had no inhibitions during his raunchy nude sex scenes with Billy Eichner. "Specifically we had an LGBT intimacy coordinator, so they were familiar with language that might be a little bit different. Billy and I felt really comfortable. We gave each other permission to go for it."

He said there was only one thing he said no to: "There was a moment when Billy was like should we spit on each other? And I was like, 'Nope! Nope!' So that was something that I decided not to do."
To which I thought:



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If this is as good as the drama this thread delivered, we'll be seeing this Friday.

I don't want to see naked dudes though.
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johnnyblaze36 said:

I had never even heard of this movie until last night when I caught Eichner's inflammatory comments and then him wondering why it has tanked.

So I went to IMDB and saw that it had a 5.1 rating (it's now up to 6.3) and the majority of the comments were from people claiming they are gay and that the movie was terrible, unfunny, and that Eichner set them back decades.

However, on Rotten Tomatoes, it has a 90% critic score (not surprising) but also a 91% audience score and I don't recall the last film I saw lineup that closely, albeit small sample sizes.

Must just be a bunch of bigots hanging out on IMDB.

After reading a little bit more about the movie on there though I came across this:

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Luke Macfarlane revealed he had no inhibitions during his raunchy nude sex scenes with Billy Eichner. "Specifically we had an LGBT intimacy coordinator, so they were familiar with language that might be a little bit different. Billy and I felt really comfortable. We gave each other permission to go for it."

He said there was only one thing he said no to: "There was a moment when Billy was like should we spit on each other? And I was like, 'Nope! Nope!' So that was something that I decided not to do."
To which I thought:






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[We take it all back, the entire crew went to see this movie to see what all this hubbub is about and it was hella Gay -Staff]

This is clearly a joke staff, please no ban -me
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Luke Macfarlane revealed he had no inhibitions during his raunchy nude sex scenes with Billy Eichner. "Specifically we had an LGBT intimacy coordinator, so they were familiar with language that might be a little bit different. Billy and I felt really comfortable. We gave each other permission to go for it."
The "coordinator" must have been straight, because the sex scenes with Eichner and McFarlane were ridiculously unrealistic, unless [redacted to avoid the ban hammer].
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I applied to be ScarJo's Intimacy Coordinator.

Have not heard back. But I'm hopeful.
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8 pages, 274 replies:

Can you check in here if you actually saw the movie based on OP?
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BadMoonRisin said:

8 pages, 274 replies:

Can you check in here if you actually saw the movie based on OP?

I sent Baller to see it for me.
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eject!
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10 edits?

What in god's name
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Very rare to see someone beside myself in the 10+ edit club. Props.
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The sex scenes were really tame, and mostly done with humor.

Anything that was serious regarding sex was done with just their faces.

It really wasn't like that at all.
 
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