Well little buddies, today could be the day. Daddy's magic number is 2. And with the A's playing as well as they are you boys are just a couple of more days from officially being eliminated from everything. Officially. Unofficially you boys were done in April. Good luck next year. And by good luck, I mean good luck not being dead ass last in the Division.
**2018 Astros/Rangers Trash Talking Thread**
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Oh **** it's the beginning of the month, isn't it?? Thanks for reminding me that rent is due. Is a check okay this time? Thanks.
Even in a rebuilding year I'm glad I'm not associated with a fan base that so desperately wants grown men to call them Daddy. Y'all are a Freudian goldmine.
I admit. I laughed. Blue star sir!
Thanks for being a great sport, AP. Hopefully the suckage won't be too much more than 5 years for you.AccidentProne said:
Oh **** it's the beginning of the month, isn't it?? Thanks for reminding me that rent is due. Is a check okay this time? Thanks.
To be honest, I'd give it about two years. Just in time to open this new stadium.
We are getting ready to start selling the new ballpark and that is going to be so exciting.
We are getting ready to start selling the new ballpark and that is going to be so exciting.
AccidentProne said:
To be honest, I'd give it about two years. Just in time to open this new stadium.
We are getting ready to start selling the new ballpark and that is going to be so exciting.
Worked out for Miami
AstroAggie15 said:AccidentProne said:
To be honest, I'd give it about two years. Just in time to open this new stadium.
We are getting ready to start selling the new ballpark and that is going to be so exciting.
Worked out for Miami
I'll give Arlington that it's a better baseball town than Miami.
Attention Ranger fans. You still have thave opportunity to impact the playoffs. You get to play the valuable role of spoiler. Now go out there and get a sweep this weekend.
I think we have a better chance of winning the lottery at this point.3B Paul 97 said:
Attention Ranger fans. You still have thave opportunity to impact the playoffs. You get to play the valuable role of spoiler. Now go out there and get a sweep this weekend.
Not even going to win 70 this year. Sitting at 33 games behind daddy. It'll probably be worse next year.
Nice work there. I like how you tried to reply to yourself. Gotta be a Rangers fan.
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Finna get that 2nd WS ring
For some strange reason this thread is a lot shorter than in previous years. Anyone know why?
What's funny is that dude who started a post about whether to root for the Rangers or Astros before last season. He chose the Rangers...oops. Talk about your all-time backfires.
Never mind
Don't worry Ranger fans...One more day and the misery is over.
Team A: 101 win season. Followed by a 103 win season.
Team B: Never cracked 100 wins.
Team A: Has a ring.
Team B: Nope.
Team A: Going into the playoffs to defend the ring.
Team B: Can't defend what you don't have.
At least Team B gets to work on lowering their handicaps during the next month.
Team B: Never cracked 100 wins.
Team A: Has a ring.
Team B: Nope.
Team A: Going into the playoffs to defend the ring.
Team B: Can't defend what you don't have.
At least Team B gets to work on lowering their handicaps during the next month.
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Nice season Ranger fans hope you have fun watching the stros in the playoffs...
Thanks for throwing your support behind daddy in the postseason.
So who do the Rangers play in the playoffs?
Its be 1,090 days since the Rangers have won a postseason game and 2,545 days since the Rangers won a postseason series.
It's been 1 day since the Rangers last played golf.
They're probably playing Las Colinas right now.mathguy86 said:
It's been 1 day since the Rangers last played golf.
They're probably nowhere near Arlington.rak1693 said:They're probably playing Las Colinas right now.mathguy86 said:
It's been 1 day since the Rangers last played golf.
AccidentProne said:
Oh **** it's the beginning of the month, isn't it?? Thanks for reminding me that rent is due. Is a check okay this time? Thanks.
October rent is due, like clockwork...
Good gosh, Astros fans are obsessed with anything Texas Rangers. Why do they occupy so much space in your heads?
Synopsis said:
Good gosh, Astros fans are obsessed with anything Texas Rangers. Why do they occupy so much space in your heads?
No room to occupy anything with this big fat World Series trophy in the way. Of course you'd not know the feeling.
Odor is a rat face
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