**2018 Astros/Rangers Trash Talking Thread**

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jkag89
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_lefraud_ said:

Both teams will be 2-2 after the series.
And if this future comes to be; Astros fans will be disappointed, Rangers fans will beat their chest as if they won the World Series. See the difference?
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jkag89 said:

_lefraud_ said:

Both teams will be 2-2 after the series.
And if this future comes to be; Astros fans will be disappointed, Rangers fans will beat their chest as if they won the World Series. See the difference?


All they have to do is beat 2 out of the next 3 all-star pitchers they will face. And they have Fister and Jabroni1 and Jabroni2 lined up. They got this in the bag.
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Rangers suck

Daaaarrrssshhhhhh
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astros4545 said:

Rangers suck

Daaaarrrssshhhhhh
YES DAAAAAAARRRRRSSSHHHH


Man, I never found your buddy on snapchat (plus I'm an old and ended up deleting the app).
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DAAARSH
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Farmer1906
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Where the **** is Arlington?

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Farmer1906 said:

Where the **** is Arlington?


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astros4545
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Rangers are ass
Farmer1906
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My dude
irish pete ag06
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Mazara looks like a poor man's Nelly Cruz in right field.
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Give me your PayPal.
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Astros Moneyball 3.0 vs Rangers = hit the ball to RF.
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_lefraud_ said:

Both teams will be 2-2 after the series.


User name checks out
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Ag_07 said:

_lefraud_ said:

Wager $25 that the Rangers split (at worst)? And if they get swept, I'll send you $50?

I'll take up to 4 different wagers for anyone interested...

I'm in


Easy money
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astros4545 said:

Rangers are ass


Yep
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_lefraud_ said:

Give me your PayPal.
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Be a good Ag and use the money to buy some tickets for y'all to attend an Astros/Rangers game in Houston.

NotGibbs
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Yup. If you're ever in Houston, let me know and I'll buy the tickets and beers
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Got it.
Ag_07
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You do Venmo or has to be PayPal?
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This is a guy who made a bet on the Rangers performing well. I don't think he'll be introduced to Venmo for at least two more years.
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Paypal
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Got it.
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Probs to lefraud for making good it looks like.
Ag_07
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Yep. For all the trash talk that goes on good to see someone step up and put their money down.

Props indeed
Tom Kazansky 2012
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Why do rangers fans suck at trash talking? Is it because their team is worthless?
aTm2004
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Because they spend too much time whining about their necks hurting from looking up at daddy.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

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I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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Probably because Dallas area fans don't have the inferiority complex for Houston sports that Houston fans have for Dallas sports. Plus it's kind of hard to talk **** when Houston obviously has a better team and the Rangers are likely to be pretty bad. I guess we could talk about the Rangers owning the Astros all-time? But that's been beat to death.
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Houston obviously has a better team
Damn straight.

Basically, Arlington ran and hide their heads in the sand now that they're not decent.
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gigem1223 said:

Probably because Dallas area fans don't have the inferiority complex for Houston sports that Houston fans have for Dallas sports. Plus it's kind of hard to talk **** when Houston obviously has a better team and the Rangers are likely to be pretty bad. I guess we could talk about the Rangers owning the Astros all-time? But that's been beat to death.
They won't do that either because they know they racked up most of those W's when we had a payroll equivalent to some individual players and focused on building for the future. That's what they need to be doing, but they're too prideful to admit where they are as a club to do that.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
BTKAG97
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Amazing the progress this team has made since it's move to the American league.

Today the Houston Astros will be lifting the World Series Banner!!! That is an amazing leap from what happened on this day five years ago - April 2nd, 2013.

On April 2nd, 2013, the Houston Astros played their second game ever in the American League and was a precursor to the worst season ever by record.

The Astros were one out away from giving up a perfect game to Yu Darvish and the Texas Rangers if not for a Marwin Gonzalez (SS) 2 out single to center field in the bottom of the 9th.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/HOU/HOU201304020.shtml

Taking 3 out of 4 in Arlington over the weekend is a nice little salt-in-wound payback before the City of Houston gets to official commemorate the 2017 World Series Champions in MMP.
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Today the Houston Astros will be lifting the World Series Pendant!!!
wow
 
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