Where is all the sad sack ranger fans ? Ervin Burrell doesn't even post here anymore
**2018 Astros/Rangers Trash Talking Thread**
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Last: 6 yr ago by Farmer1906
Y'all lay off. They've had a long week
Their Jeter is hurt
Farmer1906 said:
Their Jeter is hurt
That 6-8 weeks of games played at SS that he's gonna lose. That's gotta hurt his HOF chances big time.
We might score 0 runs this weekend. Astros starters we are facing have an average ERA under 1
Does the other Roughned get callled up to fill in or has he put too much stress on his elbow too?
He's got a .627 OPS in rookie ball so I am going to say its probably one of the Rangers best options.
AccidentProne said:
We might score 0 runs this weekend. Astros starters we are facing have an average ERA under 1
Going for the reverse jinx, pretty desperate
He could definitely lend a hand.Farmer1906 said:
He's got a .627 OPS in rookie ball so I am going to say its probably one of the Rangers best options.
Dear Mr. Springer,
Can you at least kiss me first?
Respectfully,
Mr. Hamels.
Can you at least kiss me first?
Respectfully,
Mr. Hamels.
What's it called when you have three daddies?
Rangers like all the dfw teams suck their fans deserve this .
Ag_07 said:
What's it called when you have three daddies?
Cherry picking data.
Dallas pitches his worst when against the Rangers. Lance finally won his first game against the Rangers this year.
I mean these guys shown wiped the floor with us but that's cherry picking.
PDEMDHC said:Ag_07 said:
What's it called when you have three daddies?
Cherry picking data.
Dallas pitches his worst when against the Rangers. Lance finally won his first game against the Rangers this year.
I mean these guys shown wiped the floor with us but that's cherry picking.
Is it cherry picking when you look at your best 3 players stats? It's not like it was McCann, Reddick, & Fisher.
PDEMDHC said:Ag_07 said:
What's it called when you have three daddies?
Cherry picking data.
Dallas pitches his worst when against the Rangers. Lance finally won his first game against the Rangers this year.
I mean these guys shown wiped the floor with us but that's cherry picking.
It's not like they said "the last 7 and a half games".
It's all of last season through now, if I'm interpreting that correctly. How is that cherry picking? Weird critique.
I like the whole 'Yeah they've wiped the floor with us but that's cherry picking data'.
No...The data is showing that they've wiped with floor with you.
Idiot
No...The data is showing that they've wiped with floor with you.
Idiot
Rangers come back from 5-0 to beat the Astros at MMP and not one rangers fan comes to talk trash about it.
I think the Astros WS title has broken the rangers fan base.
I think the Astros WS title has broken the rangers fan base.
Rangers are borderline worst team in baseball, might have something to do with it...
titanmaster_race said:
Rangers come back from 5-0 to beat the Astros at MMP and not one rangers fan comes to talk trash about it.
I think the Astros WS title has broken the rangers fan base.
A lion doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep
CrawlingNo5 said:titanmaster_race said:
Rangers come back from 5-0 to beat the Astros at MMP and not one rangers fan comes to talk trash about it.
I think the Astros WS title has broken the rangers fan base.
A lion doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep
So in your scenario, the lion has never won the world series and the sheep has? Just trying to keep up with your analogy here.
Sorry Rangers fans, we seem to have broken streetcrednorm. Posting the following at 3:29am after what I imagine to be an Astros hate fueled self flagellation session.
Sorry not sorry for the head shot a few pages back, buddy. Have fun crying on your glazed carrot at Bob's Steakhouse.
Street_Cred_Norm said:
It's amazing how arrogant astro fans are these days. I guess they just forgot that they were the worst team in baseball for years. I don't give a damn who wins the WS this year as long as it's not them.
Sorry not sorry for the head shot a few pages back, buddy. Have fun crying on your glazed carrot at Bob's Steakhouse.
irish pete ag06 said:
Sorry Rangers fans, we seem to have broken streetcrednorm. Posting the following at 3:29am after what I imagine to be an Astros hate fueled self flagellation session.Street_Cred_Norm said:
It's amazing how arrogant astro fans are these days. I guess they just forgot that they were the worst team in baseball for years. I don't give a damn who wins the WS this year as long as it's not them.
Sorry not sorry for the head shot a few pages back, buddy. Have fun crying on your glazed carrot at Bob's Steakhouse.
This is a trash talk thread and while the Astros are a damn good team and the Rangers are really bad this year, i will continue to do my best to stay true to the thread (years of being an Aggie has helped me find these type of moral victories). That being said, thank you stros for helping us end this streak last night,
We've got no room to talk this year. Y'all are coming off a title and we're in some sort of quasi-rebuild mode. Maybe our under-25s get hot and the team sneaks into a wild card spot. Maybe your bullpen bites you in the ass, maybe your role players regress back to their old selves, or maybe the Angels finally get their money's worth out of that absurd payroll and bury the rest of the AL-W.
Most likely y'all will be one of the 5 or so teams with a shot at the AL pennant at the end of the year and we'll restock our farm with our hoarded international bonus pool cash and by selling off our vets and we'll be into top 5 or so draft position in 2019.
Regardless, Houston is the humid butthole of the state and you're all a bunch of weirdos with a daddy fetish who like to talk about kids at a Dominican baseball camp jerking each other off.
Most likely y'all will be one of the 5 or so teams with a shot at the AL pennant at the end of the year and we'll restock our farm with our hoarded international bonus pool cash and by selling off our vets and we'll be into top 5 or so draft position in 2019.
Regardless, Houston is the humid butthole of the state and you're all a bunch of weirdos with a daddy fetish who like to talk about kids at a Dominican baseball camp jerking each other off.
I think we can all agree that Waco is the butthole of Texas.
At worst, Houston is the armpit of Texas. Albeit an armpit that put 12 men on the ****ing moon.
At worst, Houston is the armpit of Texas. Albeit an armpit that put 12 men on the ****ing moon.
And Arlington is the surface of the sun. Texas has miserable weather. What's your point?
Truly fascinating that this is the portion of that sentence that you had an issue with.ClickClack said:
And Arlington is the surface of the sun. Texas has miserable weather. What's your point?
when people in your organization do gay **** it definitely makes Astros fans gay for bringing it upAg2012 said:Truly fascinating that this is the portion of that sentence that you had an issue with.ClickClack said:
And Arlington is the surface of the sun. Texas has miserable weather. What's your point?
/sarcasm
Ag2012 said:Truly fascinating that this is the portion of that sentence that you had an issue with.ClickClack said:
And Arlington is the surface of the sun. Texas has miserable weather. What's your point?
Because it displayed a pretty high level of cognitive disonnance. And I kind of just jumped to the end of your diatribe.
Good thing he didn't say we were the pen!s of Texas. The whole city would have to be on Rougie Odor Watch.ClickClack said:
And Arlington is the surface of the sun. Texas has miserable weather. What's your point?
Can we go back and address the sheep comment from earlier? That was really ****ing stupid.
Took 2 of 3. No big deal.
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