Win the world series and Houston fans are rewarded by spending opening day on the road at Daddy's house.
**2018 Astros/Rangers Trash Talking Thread**
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Last: 6 yr ago by Farmer1906
What kind of freak refers to their self as daddy?
As crappy as that place is that's a trade off I'd take any day
BMX Bandit said:
Silver boot ends in July this year
It will be over well before that.
It's opening day and I don't know who I am going for.
Kind of ironic that the phrase "The defending World Series Champions are opening the season at The Ballpark in Arlington" is something you cannot take pleasure in._lefraud_ said:
Win the world series and Houston fans are rewarded by spending opening day on the road at Daddy's house.
Me on the other hand, I find it glorious. Abso****inglutely glorious.
It's the little things y'all gotta hold on to
Rangers fans discussing the 2018 season
Well that Indians team from the pic won the Pennant, so we can hope!AstroAggie15 said:
Rangers fans discussing the 2018 season
You're right. World Champs get the best chance to start 4-0._lefraud_ said:
Win the world series and Houston fans are rewarded by spending opening day on the road at Daddy's house.
Both teams will be 2-2 after the series.
_lefraud_ said:
Both teams will be 2-2 after the series.
Wager $25 that the Rangers split (at worst)? And if they get swept, I'll send you $50?
I'll take up to 4 different wagers for anyone interested...
I'll take up to 4 different wagers for anyone interested...
Who cares?_lefraud_ said:
Both teams will be 2-2 after the series.
_lefraud_ said:
Wager $25 that the Rangers split (at worst)? And if they get swept, I'll send you $50?
I'll take up to 4 different wagers for anyone interested...
I'll take that action
I feel bad for Rangers fan. The team is just mediocre enough that fans are delusional about the playoffs.
At least when the Astros sucked, there was no disguising it.
For the Rangers, fans think they are Opening Day drunk, thinking they are taking home a 7, but really ending up with a 2.
At least when the Astros sucked, there was no disguising it.
For the Rangers, fans think they are Opening Day drunk, thinking they are taking home a 7, but really ending up with a 2.
_lefraud_ said:
Wager $25 that the Rangers split (at worst)? And if they get swept, I'll send you $50?
I'll take up to 4 different wagers for anyone interested...
I'm in
agproducer said:
I feel bad for Rangers fan. The team is just mediocre enough that fans are delusional about the playoffs.
At least when the Astros sucked, there was no disguising it.
For the Rangers, fans think they are Opening Day drunk, thinking they are taking home a 7, but really ending up with a 2.
Sure we're excited for opening day but find me one fan that thinks this team is playoff caliber? I have yet to see one on this board.
User name checks out._lefraud_ said:
Win the world series and Houston fans are rewarded by spending opening day on the road at Daddy's house.
PDEMDHC said:Nuke LaLoosh said:Rossko said:Not sure you understand what tanking is, which is weird because you're an asstrolls fan.Ag_07 said:
Damn the Rangers fckin suck.
Let's see...They had a fire sale last year and made multiple low budget crappy insignificant signings this year.
Sure looks like a tank job to me.
Legit laughed at "asstrolls"
Glad to see y'all are able to come up with new material despite having a fkn horrible team and absolutely no chance at anything resembling hope this season.
And what material did you have in 2013 when you finished 45 games out of first place?
In case you missed it, this dude just talked 2013 smack... in 2018...
Not a day goes by that I don't think about those long 4 years...it's a dagger in my heart that will never truly go away. I try to suppress the emotions but it's pointless...I find myself drinking past the point of responsibility hoping to numb the pain away but I still wake up in a cold sweat. Why oh why did my Astros subject me to such a long stretch of futility, I'll never be able to forgive them.
And for what...a World Series win over the 3 largest spending and prestigious teams in the history of baseball and a large window to rack up even more over the next decade? Pffffftttttt, count me out.
And for what...a World Series win over the 3 largest spending and prestigious teams in the history of baseball and a large window to rack up even more over the next decade? Pffffftttttt, count me out.
agproducer said:
I feel bad for Rangers fan. The team is just mediocre enough that fans are delusional about the playoffs.
At least when the Astros sucked, there was no disguising it.
For the Rangers, fans think they are Opening Day drunk, thinking they are taking home a 7, but really ending up with a 2.
So much this. They're not tanking, but they're not doing a damn thing to compete. They're locking in to 72-82 wins a year for the next several years.
Farmer1906 said:agproducer said:
I feel bad for Rangers fan. The team is just mediocre enough that fans are delusional about the playoffs.
At least when the Astros sucked, there was no disguising it.
For the Rangers, fans think they are Opening Day drunk, thinking they are taking home a 7, but really ending up with a 2.
So much this. They're not tanking, but they're not doing a damn thing to compete. They're locking in to 72-82 wins a year for the next several years.
Most teams watched the Astros take a downtrodden club filled with spares to the World Series and decided to attempt to copy the model. The Rangers laughed and stuck with their Seattle Mariners model.
Or post 2006 Astros model. We've been there. We know how terrible mediocrity is. There is no payoff in the end.mazag08 said:Farmer1906 said:agproducer said:
I feel bad for Rangers fan. The team is just mediocre enough that fans are delusional about the playoffs.
At least when the Astros sucked, there was no disguising it.
For the Rangers, fans think they are Opening Day drunk, thinking they are taking home a 7, but really ending up with a 2.
So much this. They're not tanking, but they're not doing a damn thing to compete. They're locking in to 72-82 wins a year for the next several years.
Most teams watched the Astros take a downtrodden club filled with spares to the World Series and decided to attempt to copy the model. The Rangers laughed and stuck with their Seattle Mariners model.
_lefraud_ said:
Wager $25 that the Rangers split (at worst)? And if they get swept, I'll send you $50?
I'll take up to 4 different wagers for anyone interested...
You can go ahead and drop the check in the mail
Rat Face
Just because
Just because
Congrats on not getting shut out.
_lefraud_ said:
Win the world series and Houston fans are rewarded by spending opening day on the road at Daddy's house.
Beating you losers in your backyard is the best way to start the season. Oh and "daddy" has zero rings.
High comedy by Rangers fans on this thread and the season is only one game old. Some guy referring to the Rangers as daddy and another slap dick mentioning the 2013 season. Oooh boy it's gonna be a long season in Arlington.
Those pathetic ****s have literally nothing but historic smack talk. It's glorious
Will the rangers even win 1 game?
Daddy took the lead day one and probably won't relinquish it. That's gotta be a sad feeling.
"Mine with further."
"Yeah, yours went further but mine will have a bigger impact on the season."
"Yeah, yours went further but mine will have a bigger impact on the season."
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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