Manchester United 2025-26 Thread

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planoaggie123 said:

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17 losses in 32 league matches.


Just needs to time to install his players and system…

sorry, I did mistype. Its 17 in 33. so a 51.5% losing record vs. 53%


9 wins out of 33. 27.2%


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Apollo79 said:

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This is one of those games were even if United manage to hold on, it's another piece of evidence that Amorim should go. Performance has been poor. Really poor.

You guys are a little insufferable. It hasn't been a glorious run, but I don't think anyone was predicting a dominant performance against Chelsea. And I doubt he told Casemiro, "Hey, I want you to pull the ball carrier down when we are up by a man and two goals for no reason."

lol even Man U has pumpers unbelievable this club is a giant dumpster fire at the moment.

Not pumping. I just try to feel good when we do win. We don't do it very often.
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Rumor making the rounds that firing Amorim would cost significantly less in November than it would right now.
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Rasmus Hojlund seems to be settling in nicely at Napoli at least so far...
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For fun, I asked ChatGPT who Manchester United should hire as their next manager….
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My Recommendation
If I were making the recommendation, Gareth Southgate seems to tick most of the boxes: stability, culture, leadership, respect inside and outside the club. He could help bring coherence emotionally at United, restore confidence, and get the club to compete again while building for the long term.

If they want someone more dynamic / modern who can also push for silverware more quickly, Mauricio Pochettino is a strong alternative.

If I had to pick one, my suggestion is Southgate. United need a reset; someone who can steady things, earn respect, then build momentum.


(For clarity, I do not agree lol)
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Dump that clanker in the trash. Hard no on both of those.
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Amorim's 50th match in charge. How are we feeling lads?
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Money Mase
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Wow. You don't see that actually called.
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Mbeumo come on.
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Mainoo sighting!
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Casemiro with his usual brain dead late tackle
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I just don't understand why he's so prone to those.
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Slow = late = those
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Lammens doing the job.
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Lammens a fan favorite day 1 by just doing the basic **** we haven't seen from our keepers in 3 years
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Thunder18 said:

Lammens a fan favorite day 1 by just doing the basic **** we haven't seen from our keepers in 3 years


Exactly. Apparently the fans were singing "are you Schmeichel in disguise?"

He did the job today. Was confident on the ball. Clean sheet. Can't ask for more than that.
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I watched the last 25 minutes. Some sloppy passes late and twice we left open wingers inside the area. Once didn't get the pass and one Lammens took care of. That's still an issue with this back 3. They just don't rotate the wingers back like they should. A back 3 is a back 5 defensively. Those wingers need to play defense.

Lammems did his job. Been a while since you could say that about a GK.
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Glory, Glory Man United!
Glory, Glory Man United!
Glory, Glory Man United!
As the Reds go marching on, on,on!
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This thread really did die.
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There's a rumor we are going to be the other Manchester club owned by UAE.

Edit: Doing my part to manufacture traffic. Well, me and my good friend X.
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I could see United bringing in another set of investors. I think the idea that someone is going to come in and buy the whole shebang as one owner is not likely. United is too big. I think we see the American sports model of a consortium of investors like the LA Dodgers.

Club sells a piece of itself for X millions and then gets to mark the value of the club at X billions.
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Would suck for Ratcliffe if the Glazers pull the rug out from under him at this point
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It's not like INEOS is rocking the decision making process right now.
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I'm not sure a Middle East consortium will be hugely interested in writing a check to pay for crap that the Glazers don't want to reach in their pocket for without actually owning a controlling voice. Then again, they kind of got SJR to do that, but with some control ceded.
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Big weekend coming up. I'm going to do something crazy and say I am cautiously optimistic we can get a result at Anfield.
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Maybe if they start Wirtz.
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amazing how Liverpool gets free passes on transfers. if United signs a player for that kind of money and they aren't immediately the best in the league, every pundit in the country is screaming about it. Wirtz comes in and looks like doodoo, and it's all he just needs time to bed in. He will come good. yada yada.
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I was building hope, and then this happened
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Golazo.
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Mbeumo booooooom!
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Virgil van Cry-ke
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Wow that was close. Dalot is a little lost.
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We are already bunkering back. This won't end well.
 
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