Manchester United 2025-26 Thread

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It's 100% a penalty. People want a specific outcome to this story and will look through whatever lens they need to in order to get it.
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Yet another easy win. Ho hum.
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Finishing on this team is just a train wreck. Mbeumo is the only player who seems capable of it. Cunha isn't hitting those long range shots anymore just like the law of averages said he wouldn't. If he's out for a spell, it might be a blessing. I'm not saying he's bad or will be bad. He does a lot in the build up. But that's not really our problem at the moment offensively. Build up and creating chances is the least of our issues.
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Just landed in Cabo. It took an iffy penalty for us to beat Burnley. JFC.
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Dre_00 said:

Finishing on this team is just a train wreck. Mbeumo is the only player who seems capable of it. Cunha isn't hitting those long range shots anymore just like the law of averages said he wouldn't. If he's out for a spell, it might be a blessing. I'm not saying he's bad or will be bad. He does a lot in the build up. But that's not really our problem at the moment offensively. Build up and creating chances is the least of our issues.


If the goal weee a foot higher we would be 3-0 and lead the league in goals.
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Well we deserved the win, defense has to get better, keeping has to get batter and finishing has to get better.

I like the style of play, just have to clean it up. Hopefully we have a new keeper shortly.

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I was implying that our players should be better at hitting empty nets and shooting from 5 yards out with only the goalie to beat but if you can make that happen, then I'm fine with that too.
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Garnacho to Chelsea confirmed. That's about 65m GBP in transfer revenue not including Rashford salary savings and loan fee.
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Why they bail on Hojulund already?
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Furlock Bones said:

Just landed in Cabo. It took an iffy penalty for us to beat Burnley. JFC.

iffy? he pulled his shirt in the box
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Romano reporting that United are exploring Emi Martinez again. Others saying that's only if Lemmens deal can't be done.

I don't see why Villa would drop their valuation of Martinez. And you almost have to move Onana if you get him or else you have a lot of wages tied up in goalies. Seems like a poorly thought out, panic strategy to fill what has become a larger issue than they expected.

I'd much prefer a Lemmens profile and then use this season to come up with a proper long term plan for goalie. But this is United we're talking about so…
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I will say this about Emi. He's a jackass but he doesn't strike me as likely to be phased a lot by the environment at the club or by the pressure that comes with it. He gives zero effs. And Argentina goalie is on par pressure wise as United goalie at this point. That's probably the most compelling argument for him over Lemmens.
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Worth mentioning that for all the crisis and toxicity in the media around United, they are often to a better start than City. That game after the international break is going to be huge for both teams. United can probably take some comfort from a draw, but City really need a win.
Furlock Bones
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Check that table now bois!

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I don't like Emi Martinez. He screws up a lot. He's gotten a lot of milage out of the World Cup PK win, but everyone forgets that Mbappe scored a hat trick. And he had a poor game against the Dutch and their amazing striker Wout Weghorst. Let's be real: that World Cup really was mostly Messi, and Emi Martinez was more of a cog.

He screws up a lot when I watch Villa. It just goes under the radar because a lot of people don't watch Villa.

But he is better than Dumb and Dumber that we are trotting out right now…
Dre_00
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Reports that United are in Stuttgart finalizing a deal for Angelo Stiller.

If that happens, I withdraw all complaints about our failure to recruit centra midfielders. Maybe he fails at United because…that's what happens…but his numbers in the Bundesliga are insane and exactly what United needs out of a midfielder. In theory, it should be an incredible signing.
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I don't disagree with you. Mostly just trying to think of the silver lining.
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Well Romano says zero negotiations occurring so likely the initial report was crap. Came from a Sky Sports source so thought it might have some merit.
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Ornacle says the Antony deal is back on. 25m EUR with 50% sell on clause..."United will now make no further payment to the player."

Apparently all it took was converting the deal from GBP to EUR to satisfy everyone? Whatever, let's just finalize this and move on.
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Sancho to Villa on loan nearly final. United retain the option to extend his contract till June 2026...I guess in case he tears it up and they want to get some sort of transfer fee for him?
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Leverkusen fire EtH after 3 games...yikes.

It's like the rest of the football world is trying to tell us something.
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Lammens (I've been spelling his name wrong) seems to be imminent. 21m EUR plus add ons but no sell on clause. Contract terms already agreed now just need to finalize and do the medical.
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I hope they are right about this Lammens kid, but I am happy we didn't bite on Emi Martinez.
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Now the outgoing part. Send Onana to Club Keydyruejkixxz for a bag of balls and a bottle of local homemade hooch.
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Showstopper said:

I hope they are right about this Lammens kid, but I am happy we didn't bite on Emi Martinez.


They had to do something. And as long as it wasn't Martinez it works for me. That would have been like signing Pickford.
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According to the Athletic, Emi was considered and the positive mentioned was that "Martinez's character was seen as a plus by Amorim". But his wages and Villa's fee meant that it was always going to be hard.
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I am really curious if anyone is interested in Onana. Maybe a city league team in Des Moines?
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Malacia loan off after all parties couldn't agree to terms of a permanent transfer clause. The most Elche have ever spent on a player is like 3m EUR of course they aren't going to agree to a permanent transfer clause.

What does it do to PSR to agree to a mutual release? I feel bad for Malacia. How is he supposed to get a new club after 2 years of major injuries and never playing this season? Negotiate a reasonable buyout and let him go on trial with some clubs in the Netherlands so he can get his career back on track.
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Bayindir is the more likely option but perhaps some Turkish club can be convinced to take Onana. But it almost certainly will be Bayindir.

If that happens, then you might actually see Onana start against City.
Furlock Bones
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Decent window. But still shocking to me that this club refuses to address the midfield madness.
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Antony to Betis done.
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Closed. Did nothing about the midfield. Liverpool increased a title winning squad 3 fold. I guess United's next manager will get a shot at fixing the midfield.
 
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