Manchester United 2025-26 Thread

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U10 throw in.
Dre_00
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Sesko got me Googling Hojlund's stats.
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At least he's taking shots…
Mathguy64
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Dre_00 said:

Sesko got me Googling Hojlund's stats.


They were twins separated at birth.
Showstopper
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Referee! Wake up!
Mathguy64
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There should be +8. I'm going to laugh at +4
Mathguy64
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Dorgu. Was he on?
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He's off.
Showstopper
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Don't think so
Dre_00
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It's a lot closer than I thought it was but yeah, he's off.
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+5. A joke. And 90 seconds of that hang been played at all.
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I'm only happy all these effers are going down. F these guys.
Mathguy64
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Of the +5 the balls been on play 2 minutes.
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That's brutally bad. Just horrific soccer.
Dre_00
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Really needed Cunha to step up with Mbeumo gone. He more or less disappeared. And Sesko remains M.I.A.
Mathguy64
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So. 1-1 draws at home against WHU and Wolves. Good thing we eeked out a 3-2 nail biter over Burnley or it would have been the trifecta of home draws against the 3 teams headed for relegation.
Furlock Bones
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Couldn't watch. Glad for that.
Mathguy64
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I got up early to watch only to find the lineup from hell waiting for me.

Lammens. Shaw, Heaven and Yoro the back 3. Vomit. Dalot and Dorgu at wingbacks. Your central mids are Licha, Case and Ugarte. Holy hell. Sesko and Cunha up top.

There are 6, yep 6, kids on the bench. Zirkzee and Malacia are the only "veterans".
Dre_00
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We are actually relying on Luke Shaw to be able to start every game so we don't have to start a youth player at CB/LB. That's the state of things at the moment.
Mathguy64
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In a weird way the lineup worked. This group seems to understand spacing so they had room and space to pass. But they were so bad at it the passes either missed their target completely or the receiving player had to lunge at the ball to get it.
Dre_00
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It's working about as well as can be expected but understandably run into issues when Dalot, Shaw and Casemiro are tasked with creating opportunities and Dorgu is asked to finish them. He did well in one half against Newcastle and he's going well today all things considered. But clearly see the impact of an inexperienced player (in the position) playing the role.
Dre_00
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Well after 60 minutes of this, the only thing I can say is that I'll be rooting hard for Tanzania and South Africa tonight.
Mathguy64
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Glad to see BAron is in good form. But holy hell that's shambolic defending to let him get that position to score.

And 1 goal by Leeds should be more than enough.
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And Leeds gives it right back on their version of shambolic defending.
Showstopper
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Score after only about a minute from dropping the back 3.
Dre_00
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Zirkzee with the assist. Did Amorim actually make a good sub?
Mathguy64
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Sesko makes me wish we had Hojlund back.
Dre_00
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Zirkzee could have had his second assist if Sesko could put a shot on frame.
Dre_00
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Is Zirkzee auditioning for Roma? Where did this come from?
Mathguy64
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Zirkzee was the only sub. All 6 kids and Malacia stayed in their seats.
Dre_00
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My bar is perhaps too low but I don't expect much at all given the absences. I'm not upset with that performance. Away to Burnley is the last game this squad in its current state can maybe get points out of before they run into teams that will murder them. Going to need both AFCON returns and Bruno in short time to have a chance in the upcoming, City, Arsenal, Fulham (away) run.
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Word is that things have broken down between Amorim and Wilcox.
Dre_00
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Amorim's post-game comments certainly indicated that. Even made it sound like he doesn't intend to stick around after his contract is up (assuming he's allowed to see it out).

That said, I'm not reading too much into it. But it probably means his rope is a little shorter than perhaps people thought it was.
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https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6939305/2026/01/04/ruben-amorim-man-utd-manager/

Reads pretty bad.

(Edit: ESPN article for those without Athletic sub: https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/47501012/ruben-amorim-hints-man-united-power-struggle-manager-not-coach)
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Dre_00
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If City beat Chelsea, we'll somehow finish round 20 in 5th. We'll also be only 3 points ahead of 13th but...we'll be 5th.
 
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