Manchester United 2025-26 Thread

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Dre_00
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AWB should be off. That's a clear 2nd yellow.
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AWB should be off for that tackle. How do you miss that
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I'm not sure how it wasn't given; very charitable from the ref.
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Sigh. That may have been the best remaining chance.
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Mbeumo was utter dog **** today
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Amorim makes the worst subs every time we are trying to hold a lead. Every freaking time
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If we're honest, that's at least four games in a row where United have looked pretty clueless offensively. Bad against a bad Tottenham team but lucked out with a point on a late header (2 shots on goal). Lost at home and scored zero goals while playing up a man for 75 minutes against Everton. Managed to beat Palace but off of two set piece goals and nothing created in run of play. Draw at home to a relegation team. It's kind of amazing we're even as high as 8th.
Furlock Bones
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It seems more like the little winning run was the exception rather than the rule. I'm back to thinking Amorim probably can't get it done.
Dre_00
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Saw a stat just now...

Averaging 2.13 points per game against teams currently in the top half. (8 games)

.83 points per games against teams currently in bottom half. (6 games)

Not surprising when you consider how bottom half teams are likely to set up against us vs. top half teams.
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English football just isn't much fun to watch. It's a defensive slow slog punctuated with stupid "physical big boy" fouls. If you can't score from a set piece you mostly can't score.

It's just not a pretty game.
Furlock Bones
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Sports are pretty simple. Winning at home is a requirement to be a good team. If you don't consistently win at home, you won't ever win anything of importance. Amorim's home record is abysmal.
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Well, beyond winning at home, as a general rule if you want to be in a Champion's League spot or close to it, you really need to win half your games in the League. I haven't gone back and done any rigorous analysis at all, but it feels like that's just about where you have to be in order to be on the line where you are maybe getting CL or you are maybe just missing it and getting Europa. All we had to do to have won 7 of 14 was beat one of the bottom 4 at home to keep pace with that line (which isn't anything actually glorious, but let's be honest, we don't have a lot to go for this year).

Couldn't do it.

Very frustrating.
Mathguy64
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All we had to do was beat the second worst team in the league at home and beat a team at home while playing up a man for 75 minutes.

Between those 2 matches we scored a grand total of 1 goal.

Those were brutally bad games.
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And I say "bottom 4" like it is a thing just because I am pretty sure Wolves and Burnley are getting relegated, and it's a competition between West Ham and Leeds for the last spot. Forest aren't that far ahead, but I believe in them more than the others (if they do go down, they have a number of players people will try to sign; seems everyone including us is going for Anderson regardless, but Gibbs-White, Hudson-Odoi, Sels, Murillo, they would all be desired by other teams in my opinion).
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I saw Amorim's comments on Mainoo this morning, but I missed that he was saying that Bruno is always fit. Ok, fair enough, but yesterday he subbed off Cunha, Bruno basically moved more into that position, and Ugarte moved into the double pivot. Right?

Man, Kobbie is to Amorim as Amad was to ten Hag…

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13479672/ruben-amorim-on-kobbie-mainoo-man-utd-boss-defends-omission-of-midfielder-as-academy-support-questioned
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My son and I went to the game at Palace last weekend. It was a blast, we were in the home stands and had to bite our tongues the whole match to keep from being attacked by hooligans.

Not a great pic, but it's all I got.
Dre_00
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Mainoo hasn't looked great this season when he's played but he's also played so sparingly that it's hard to judge him properly. But it's pretty clear that Amorim doesn't rate him and is never going to rate him. The "Bruno is never injured" excuse is a red herring. He's not sitting on the bench because Bruno plays 3500 minutes a season. He's sitting on the bench because United had other priorities last transfer window beyond finding Mainoo's replacement. My guess is that come January or, more likely, next summer, they'll go and get a 1 or 2 midfielders they actually want and sell Mainoo. I'd be shocked to see him in an United uniform this time next season if Amorim is still the manager in August.
Furlock Bones
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Liverpool melting down. Salah now whining to the press. Van Dyke is completely worthless.

I gotta say….it's beautiful.
Mathguy64
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Furlock Bones said:

Liverpool melting down. Salah now whining to the press. Van Dyke is completely worthless.

I gotta say….it's beautiful.


And yet they are in 8th in the table and we are in 12th.

Irony.
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Mathguy64 said:

Furlock Bones said:

Liverpool melting down. Salah now whining to the press. Van Dyke is completely worthless.

I gotta say….it's beautiful.


And yet they are in 8th in the table and we are in 12th.

Irony.


Excuse me sir. I'm going to revel in the downfall even if we wind up 15th again.
Mathguy64
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Furlock Bones said:

Mathguy64 said:

Furlock Bones said:

Liverpool melting down. Salah now whining to the press. Van Dyke is completely worthless.

I gotta say….it's beautiful.


And yet they are in 8th in the table and we are in 12th.

Irony.


Excuse me sir. I'm going to revel in the downfall even if we wind up 15th again.


I'll allow it
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Yeah, I've been on Twitter and YouTube all evening. I won't even lie: I'm so happy right now.
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Sky Video if anyone wants details:
Dre_00
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Mathguy64 said:

Furlock Bones said:

Liverpool melting down. Salah now whining to the press. Van Dyke is completely worthless.

I gotta say….it's beautiful.


And yet they are in 8th in the table and we are in 12th.

Irony.

Hey, all we have to do is hope Palace doesn't beat Fulham, West Ham beats Brighton, and then manage to beat Wolves tomorrow and we're in 5th baby!
Mathguy64
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Dre_00 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Furlock Bones said:

Liverpool melting down. Salah now whining to the press. Van Dyke is completely worthless.

I gotta say….it's beautiful.


And yet they are in 8th in the table and we are in 12th.

Irony.

Hey, all we have to do is hope Palace doesn't beat Fulham, West Ham beats Brighton, and then manage to beat Wolves tomorrow and we're in 5th baby!


It's the whole "beat the Wolves" thing that will be the hard part.
Mathguy64
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Dre_00 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Furlock Bones said:

Liverpool melting down. Salah now whining to the press. Van Dyke is completely worthless.

I gotta say….it's beautiful.


And yet they are in 8th in the table and we are in 12th.

Irony.

Hey, all we have to do is hope Palace doesn't beat Fulham, West Ham beats Brighton, and then manage to beat Wolves tomorrow and we're in 5th baby!


Ok. You almost got the first 2. Right up until Fulham went and turned into Fulham.
Mathguy64
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Once again, awful park the bus and refuse to play soccer wins out.

WHU had 37% possession and was out passed 209-525 and somehow tied BHA.

CP had 40% possession and was out passed 308-538 and won.

We should just sit back, attempt to not possess the ball and hope to hit a couple of counters. It's an EPL winning strategy.
Dre_00
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Mathguy64 said:

Dre_00 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Furlock Bones said:

Liverpool melting down. Salah now whining to the press. Van Dyke is completely worthless.

I gotta say….it's beautiful.


And yet they are in 8th in the table and we are in 12th.

Irony.

Hey, all we have to do is hope Palace doesn't beat Fulham, West Ham beats Brighton, and then manage to beat Wolves tomorrow and we're in 5th baby!


Ok. You almost got the first 2. Right up until Fulham went and turned into Fulham.


No matter. Incoming 9 goal victory over Wolves will get us into 5th on goals scored ahead of Chelsea.
Furlock Bones
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Well, it's Gameday...again.


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Possibly the least pretty goal ever, but who cares. lol.
Mathguy64
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Superb individual effort by Bruno. The pass to him was brutally bad and the defender all but pulled him down and he still scored.
BigAg95
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Wow, that first goal. It's going to be hard for United to mess this up if Wolves keeps defending like that.
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Yeah… I think we can see why Wolves are going down.
Mathguy64
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We have players who just can't get in the right place. At least three times a ball has been played out wide towards someone standing on the near touch line at midfield.

Except there isn't someone waiting. There were two guys in black shirts practically in each others way.

Each time it was Amad and someone else.

I just don't understand why they still don't know how to play this system.
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We suck
 
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