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Azariah said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

You people really aren't painting a rosy picture on this. I personally don't care for comic book movies (sans Nolan Batman). But the daughter is twelve and girl power and all that crap. I guess we will wait for something else.
If you check literally all critical thinking at the door, you can enjoy the flashing lights and cool poses. That might be enough for your 12-year-old. Watched it with my 14 and 13-year-old daughters as well as my everyone-buys-her-wonder-woman-stuff wife, and they all despised it. I'm pretty sure this made them all question whether women should be allowed to make movies.
This is as ****ty a comment as it gets. Do you question if males should be allowed to make movies because men have made a whole hell of a lot more ****ty movies than women have.
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YouBet said:

Azariah said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

You people really aren't painting a rosy picture on this. I personally don't care for comic book movies (sans Nolan Batman). But the daughter is twelve and girl power and all that crap. I guess we will wait for something else.
If you check literally all critical thinking at the door, you can enjoy the flashing lights and cool poses. That might be enough for your 12-year-old. Watched it with my 14 and 13-year-old daughters as well as my everyone-buys-her-wonder-woman-stuff wife, and they all despised it. I'm pretty sure this made them all question whether women should be allowed to make movies.
My wife hated it. She actually broke the seal first during the movie about how bad it was. From there it became more entertaining commentating on it.

Me early on "the most important thing Wonder Woman has to do is patrol malls for crimes?" and later "seriously....this is like a genie thing?".

My wife got up about 45 mins in said "the dogs need to go out....but don't pause it for me"...went out with the dogs and came back 10 mins later. she asked what she missed and I said "more nonsense".

My daughter near the end... "oh god now it's turning into "CATS".

Daughter at the end "that was worse than Aquaman"
Son: "Well it's DC what do you expect?"

We did make it through but the following conversation was about everything wrong with it.

For 10 years or so now since the kids are older, we've always done a movie late in the day on Christmas.This was the worst.

Les Miserables
The Hobbit II
Unbroken
SW VII TFA - repeat viewing
Passengers
I, Tonya
Aquaman
Bombshell
Wonder Woman 84

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Zombie Jon Snow said:

YouBet said:

Azariah said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

You people really aren't painting a rosy picture on this. I personally don't care for comic book movies (sans Nolan Batman). But the daughter is twelve and girl power and all that crap. I guess we will wait for something else.
If you check literally all critical thinking at the door, you can enjoy the flashing lights and cool poses. That might be enough for your 12-year-old. Watched it with my 14 and 13-year-old daughters as well as my everyone-buys-her-wonder-woman-stuff wife, and they all despised it. I'm pretty sure this made them all question whether women should be allowed to make movies.
My wife hated it. She actually broke the seal first during the movie about how bad it was. From there it became more entertaining commentating on it.

Me early on "the most important thing Wonder Woman has to do is patrol malls for crimes?" and later "seriously....this is like a genie thing?".

My wife got up about 45 mins in said "the dogs need to go out....but don't pause it for me"...went out with the dogs and came back 10 mins later. she asked what she missed and I said "more nonsense".

My daughter near the end... "oh god now it's turning into "CATS".

Daughter at the end "that was worse than Aquaman"
Son: "Well it's DC what do you expect?"

We did make it through but the following conversation was about everything wrong with it.



DC must have been like, "Hey, you remember that movie last year with Taylor Swift that everyone hated from the first preview because of how weird the CGI anthropomorphic cats looked? Yeah let's just rip them off and make that our villain."
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YouBet said:

fig96 said:

It isn't that "DC needs comic people", they need someone who can tell a story because as a whole their films haven't done that well and the "movie people" they've got there currently aren't getting it done. So why not talk to the people that are currently doing a killer job of it?

And I don't know that there really is a good story in WW1984 to be honest, or there's at least dozens of better ones that could be told without taking us into "wish" category. This wasn't a case of cutting out a few bits here and there, it was a case of logically connecting events together in an appealing way and it wasn't that close.
They did this by getting Gunn to redo Suicide Squad. I'm very interested to see how that works out now.
Oh I have already decided that Suicide Squad will be my favorite DC film. He's a perfect fit for that material and has consistently shown he tells interesting stories, can't wait.

We've also got Matt Reeves directing The Batman which seems like a great choice (fingers crossed).

Would the fanboy world explode if the Russo Bros took on a DC project?
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https://www.cnbc.com/2020/12/27/wonder-woman-1984-opening-weekend-leads-to-fast-tracked-third-film.html


https://variety.com/2020/film/news/wonder-woman-3-gal-gadot-patty-jenkins-1234875194/
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The memes about this crap movie have already begun lmao.
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Lol. And fast tracking it!

Are they trying to get it made before everyone realizes how bad this was? My goodness thats pretty amazing.
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There wasn't any doubt about there being a third movie
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Quote:

Wonder Woman 1984' scores highest box office opening of the pandemic,


Not saying much there
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

I enjoyed the movie more than part 1. It felt like a throwback to the classic Superman movies to me. Admittedly, I'm into 80's cheese, and if you're not, I could see people not digging it.

My major complaint is the music not being nearly as cool as in the first movie. Her original theme is just so badass and it never really plays in its original form.

Villain was obviously a major improvement from the first one.

I'd probably place it behind MoS, BvS, and Shazam. But way ahead of the others in the DCEU.

Edit: Probably behind Aquaman, too.
This movie would have been better if they had leaned into the 80s cheese, so that comment doesn't track.
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PatAg said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

I enjoyed the movie more than part 1. It felt like a throwback to the classic Superman movies to me. Admittedly, I'm into 80's cheese, and if you're not, I could see people not digging it.

My major complaint is the music not being nearly as cool as in the first movie. Her original theme is just so badass and it never really plays in its original form.

Villain was obviously a major improvement from the first one.

I'd probably place it behind MoS, BvS, and Shazam. But way ahead of the others in the DCEU.

Edit: Probably behind Aquaman, too.
This movie would have been better if they had leaned into the 80s cheese, so that comment doesn't track.


I don't think it gets any cheesier than a mall having a black market archaeology and antiquities store in the back and having to rescue two kids playing soccer in the middle of a highway.

Maybe they should have had Chris Pine spying on Gal Gadot taking a shower through a hole in the wall?
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Champ Bailey said:



Maybe they should have had Chris Pine spying on Gal Gadot taking a shower through a hole in the wall?

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Champ Bailey said:

PatAg said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

I enjoyed the movie more than part 1. It felt like a throwback to the classic Superman movies to me. Admittedly, I'm into 80's cheese, and if you're not, I could see people not digging it.

My major complaint is the music not being nearly as cool as in the first movie. Her original theme is just so badass and it never really plays in its original form.

Villain was obviously a major improvement from the first one.

I'd probably place it behind MoS, BvS, and Shazam. But way ahead of the others in the DCEU.

Edit: Probably behind Aquaman, too.
This movie would have been better if they had leaned into the 80s cheese, so that comment doesn't track.


I don't think it gets any cheesier than a mall having a black market archaeology and antiquities store in the back and having to rescue two kids playing soccer in the middle of a highway.

Maybe they should have had Chris Pine spying on Gal Gadot taking a shower through a hole in the wall?


That would have increased my 3 star rating to at least 6 on IMDB.

Maybe there is a directors cut with this?
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Branching off from opinion stuff about the movie...

So what was Minerva losing as a result of gaining her powers?

Because Diana was losing her powers as a result of wishing for Steve

THe movie, I think, confused a lot of people to where they thought Diana was losing her powers because Minerva wished for them. It later establishes that its a "monkeys paw", but I dont think they ever showed what Minerva lost.

THen she got a 2nd wish to become an apex predator (?????)
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PatAg said:

Branching off from opinion stuff about the movie...

So what was Minerva losing as a result of gaining her powers?

Because Diana was losing her powers as a result of wishing for Steve

THe movie, I think, confused a lot of people to where they thought Diana was losing her powers because Minerva wished for them. It later establishes that its a "monkeys paw", but I dont think they ever showed what Minerva lost.

THen she got a 2nd wish to become an apex predator (?????)
She was losing her compassion and humanity.

They established early with her helping the homeless guy that she cared for others.
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91_Aggie said:

PatAg said:

Branching off from opinion stuff about the movie...

So what was Minerva losing as a result of gaining her powers?

Because Diana was losing her powers as a result of wishing for Steve

THe movie, I think, confused a lot of people to where they thought Diana was losing her powers because Minerva wished for them. It later establishes that its a "monkeys paw", but I dont think they ever showed what Minerva lost.

THen she got a 2nd wish to become an apex predator (?????)
She was losing her compassion and humanity.

They established early with her helping the homeless guy that she cared for others.
Good point, I guess it's just not as obvious as losing super strength. Now that you mention it I think they also say that outloud in the movie.

Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin covered it on Fatman Beyond, basically ignore Kevin Smith talking about it for the first 20 minutes. Marc gave a great take on what they could have done to make the movie better.


I need to make an attempt to watch NONE of the previews for movies like these sometimes, because the jet in the fireworks scene was robbed of its impact for me by seeing it on repeat the past month or so in commercials.

It's even worse for comedic scenes I think.
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Champ Bailey said:

PatAg said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

I enjoyed the movie more than part 1. It felt like a throwback to the classic Superman movies to me. Admittedly, I'm into 80's cheese, and if you're not, I could see people not digging it.

My major complaint is the music not being nearly as cool as in the first movie. Her original theme is just so badass and it never really plays in its original form.

Villain was obviously a major improvement from the first one.

I'd probably place it behind MoS, BvS, and Shazam. But way ahead of the others in the DCEU.

Edit: Probably behind Aquaman, too.
This movie would have been better if they had leaned into the 80s cheese, so that comment doesn't track.


I don't think it gets any cheesier than a mall having a black market archaeology and antiquities store in the back and having to rescue two kids playing soccer in the middle of a highway.

Maybe they should have had Chris Pine spying on Gal Gadot taking a shower through a hole in the wall?

It was barely 80s-esque. Could have been set at any time really. Other than the cold war vibe and a few wardrobe things (a quick sequence of Chris Pine costume changes) and the mall vey little made it 80s. The two kids playing soccer were in the middle east somewhere - they play soccer there over anything else and could have been any era. That did not say 80s to me.

WW84 had no 80s soundtrack songs to speak of - just one song playing at the gala event. Could have had various 80s songs during her flying or any of the battles. There wasn't much in the way of 80s big hair, no Madonna look, what about baggy pants, acid washed jeans or big shoulder pads. The computers were actually bad could have had an original Mac for example they just had generic terminals. CD players were a big new thing in 1984. The cars looked outdated for sure but no really 80s signature cars they used a Camaro in the opening scene - but how about bad 80s cars like Fiero, Yugo, Cadillac Seville, several boxy sporty cars to choose like Subaru XT or Buick Reatta, or really sporty like the 280ZX.

Missed the mark for me in several areas.

Compare to Stranger Things that does a deep dive in 80s nostalgia - music, shirts, movie references, halloween costumes, cars, different style looks, etc.


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WW84 had no 80s soundtrack songs to speak of - just one song playing at the gala event.
My wife loved the first trailer and agreed to take the whole family. Right before it started she said, "I hope there's a really great soundtrack." She's been watching The Crown and love Hans Zimmer's score, so I was really impressed she knew he was scoring WW84. About 24 hours later I realized she had meant a soundtrack full of 80s music, which there was zero of.
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Champ Bailey said:

Zombie Jon Snow said:

YouBet said:

Azariah said:

Ol_Ag_02 said:

You people really aren't painting a rosy picture on this. I personally don't care for comic book movies (sans Nolan Batman). But the daughter is twelve and girl power and all that crap. I guess we will wait for something else.
If you check literally all critical thinking at the door, you can enjoy the flashing lights and cool poses. That might be enough for your 12-year-old. Watched it with my 14 and 13-year-old daughters as well as my everyone-buys-her-wonder-woman-stuff wife, and they all despised it. I'm pretty sure this made them all question whether women should be allowed to make movies.
My wife hated it. She actually broke the seal first during the movie about how bad it was. From there it became more entertaining commentating on it.

Me early on "the most important thing Wonder Woman has to do is patrol malls for crimes?" and later "seriously....this is like a genie thing?".

My wife got up about 45 mins in said "the dogs need to go out....but don't pause it for me"...went out with the dogs and came back 10 mins later. she asked what she missed and I said "more nonsense".

My daughter near the end... "oh god now it's turning into "CATS".

Daughter at the end "that was worse than Aquaman"
Son: "Well it's DC what do you expect?"

We did make it through but the following conversation was about everything wrong with it.



DC must have been like, "Hey, you remember that movie last year with Taylor Swift that everyone hated from the first preview because of how weird the CGI anthropomorphic cats looked? Yeah let's just rip them off and make that our villain."


Comments like this really make me want to watch this movie now, just to see the train wreck first hand.
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Did you not see the mall scene? Or all of Pedro Pascal's performance?
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I agree that the lack of 80s soundtrack was both surprising and disappointing.

The orchestral version of Blue Monday in the first trailer was absolutely fantastic.
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But even the mall scene did nothing for me from an 80s perspective simply because Stranger Things did it better. And that's probably an unfair comparison and shouldn't matter, but ST did the 80's almost perfectly so anything coming behind it has a high hurdle to clear.

And by putting '84 in the title of the movie they set an expectation with at least the GenX and older millennials that you would have an '80s backdrop. Well, aside from the opening scene and the Reagan analog it was ignored and I think the lack of music is probably a large contributor to that.

Also, agree on the complete abandonment of WW's theme song. One of the cooler more unique ones out there. Had heavy presence in BvS, not as much in her actual solo movie, and then abandoned in her sequel.

Just really perplexed with this movie.
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To be clear, if this is about the "80's cheese" I referred to in my post, I wasn't talking about 80's nostalgia. I'm talking about actual cheesiness, which was popular in the 80s. Hammy performances, big patriotic moments, etc.

Think Superman II and Rocky IV.
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But beyond that, which is also a kind of obscure reference point, they did little to nothing to take at vantage of the setting.
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This was the second time in a month that a scene between Pedro Pascal and his child made me cry.
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https://theplaylist.net/patty-jenkins-two-more-wonder-woman-stories-20201226
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Semi-serious question:

Diana had sex with some random dude's body without his consent. Was this rape?
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Check a couple pages back.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Semi-serious question:

Diana had sex with some random dude's body without his consent. Was this rape?
Every (straight) man ever: NO
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My thoughts exactly.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Semi-serious question:

Diana had sex with some random dude's body without his consent. Was this rape?
I wish she would assault me over and over and over....and over.
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TCTTS said:


https://theplaylist.net/patty-jenkins-two-more-wonder-woman-stories-20201226
Is she a writer and director?!?!

Was this her story she told in WW84?
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Jenkins directed both movies. She wasn't a credited writer on the first movie, but was a credited writer on the second.
 
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