***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Grapesoda2525
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Astros rolling in the mud with bottom feeder mariners. A team who is mainly focused on unloading their good players.

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Keeper of The Spirits said:

Even Money: Astros win division. Ahead of the Rangers by at least 5. No requirement on the team that comes in 2nd.

$100


I'm game for that! So all I need to have happen to win said wager is y'all win the division but by less than 5 games?
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Astros win the division best the Rangers by 5 or more games. If Oakland or any west team are within 5 but Astros are 5 or more ahead of the Rangers I win
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Keeper of The Spirits said:

Astros win the division best the Rangers by 5 or more games. If Oakland or any west team are within 5 but Astros are 5 or more ahead of the Rangers I win


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Arlington now celebrating that daddy only won 2-1. Y'all are weird.
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Farmer1906 said:

Arlington now celebrating that daddy only won 2-1. Y'all are weird.
Keep quoting Eric trump you mental midget.
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I'm sorry your team is so mediocre that you'll never win at the level Daddy is.
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I don't check this thread for a couple months until today, and the rangers are 4.5 games back and talking smack? This is fkn beautiful.

Stros win the division by 10 games. Any takers on that bet?
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Farmer1906 said:

I'm sorry your team is so mediocre that you'll never win at the level Daddy is.
I'm sorry that you had to watch miserable baseball for the last 2 weeks.


Is the Jolly Roger still raised over Houston? Wouldn't surprise me. You guys get rolled.
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Your team is ass and you've never won a World Series.
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A gentleman's agreement. Huzzah
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

I don't check this thread for a couple months until today, and the rangers are 4.5 games back and talking smack? This is fkn beautiful.

Stros win the division by 10 games. Any takers on that bet?


Should have said 10 games up on the rangers, but fk it. I'll do the bet as is for $100
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Speaking of sucking ass. Congrats on being the only team in mlb history to lose back to back inter league games by double digits.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

I'm sorry your team is so mediocre that you'll never win at the level Daddy is.
I'm sorry that you had to watch miserable baseball for the last 2 weeks.


Is the Jolly Roger still raised over Houston? Wouldn't surprise me. You guys get rolled.


You do know Arlington went 1-3 vs Pit and gave up 24 runs? Weird thing to hang your hat on. But then again when your a fan of a team that's never really been that good, you gotta celebrate the little things.
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

I don't check this thread for a couple months until today, and the rangers are 4.5 games back and talking smack? This is fkn beautiful.

Stros win the division by 10 games. Any takers on that bet?


Well **** me I'll give you even money $100 on this as well
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Farmer1906 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

I'm sorry your team is so mediocre that you'll never win at the level Daddy is.
I'm sorry that you had to watch miserable baseball for the last 2 weeks.


Is the Jolly Roger still raised over Houston? Wouldn't surprise me. You guys get rolled.


You do know Arlington went 1-3 vs Pit and gave up 24 runs? Weird thing to hang your hat on. But then again when your a fan of a team that's never really been that good, you gotta celebrate the little things.
Sorry, but I have to school you again, disciple of Eric trump.

You must not be a very knowledgeable fan to say the rangers have "never been that good". We've been to 2 World Series over the years and we took the division away from you guys several years ago.

Going to the World Series and winning divisions are what "good" teams tend to do.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

I'm sorry your team is so mediocre that you'll never win at the level Daddy is.
I'm sorry that you had to watch miserable baseball for the last 2 weeks.


Is the Jolly Roger still raised over Houston? Wouldn't surprise me. You guys get rolled.


You do know Arlington went 1-3 vs Pit and gave up 24 runs? Weird thing to hang your hat on. But then again when your a fan of a team that's never really been that good, you gotta celebrate the little things.
Sorry, but I have to school you again, disciple of Eric trump.

You must not be a very knowledgeable fan to say the rangers have "never been that good". We've been to 2 World Series over the years and we took the division away from you guys several years ago.

Going to the World Series and winning divisions are what "good" teams tend to do.


So when do you expect to win a division again? 2030? World Series? 2040?
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

I don't check this thread for a couple months until today, and the rangers are 4.5 games back and talking smack? This is fkn beautiful.

Stros win the division by 10 games. Any takers on that bet?


Nuke, in case you missed it, we're in a "battle" for the division.
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irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I don't check this thread for a couple months until today, and the rangers are 4.5 games back and talking smack? This is fkn beautiful.

Stros win the division by 10 games. Any takers on that bet?


Nuke, in case you missed it, we're in a "battle" for the division.


The lead is now 5.5. Does that mean the battle is over?
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Doesn't count because we had to go to extras to win (again). Sigh..
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ClickClack said:

Doesn't count because we had to go to extras to win (again). Sigh..


Do we even get credit for the series win?
Grapesoda2525
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Farmer1906 said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I don't check this thread for a couple months until today, and the rangers are 4.5 games back and talking smack? This is fkn beautiful.

Stros win the division by 10 games. Any takers on that bet?


Nuke, in case you missed it, we're in a "battle" for the division.


The lead is now 5.5. Does that mean the battle is over?

Congrats on going to extras two games in a row at home against a team who traded away / sold all of their good players?

Verlander even started tonight and you guys still struggled.
Silent For Too Long
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Uh huh.

Arlington getting moral victories out of their daddies "struggling" in wins while they lose.

Congrats on those two days in June when you were within 4.5
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Jesus grape soda is a terrible poster
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I don't check this thread for a couple months until today, and the rangers are 4.5 games back and talking smack? This is fkn beautiful.

Stros win the division by 10 games. Any takers on that bet?


Nuke, in case you missed it, we're in a "battle" for the division.


The lead is now 5.5. Does that mean the battle is over?

Congrats on going to extras two games in a row at home against a team who traded away / sold all of their good players?

Verlander even started tonight and you guys still struggled.


I'm sure the wise and knowledgeable Grapes will not accept it because of low run differentials and muh pirates, but Daddy is up to 6.5. Those of you who took bets at 5 games should go ahead and pay now.
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Aggie_3 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

I don't check this thread for a couple months until today, and the rangers are 4.5 games back and talking smack? This is fkn beautiful.

Stros win the division by 10 games. Any takers on that bet?


Well **** me I'll give you even money $100 on this as well


Aight. Bet.
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Best case scenario is that the race stays "close" and the rangers are buyers at the deadline. Please let this happen.
Grapesoda2525
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

Best case scenario is that the race stays "close" and the rangers are buyers at the deadline. Please let this happen.
Careful what you wish for,

Our lineup is better than yours so far.
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

Best case scenario is that the race stays "close" and the rangers are buyers at the deadline. Please let this happen.


A man of my own heart.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

Best case scenario is that the race stays "close" and the rangers are buyers at the deadline. Please let this happen.
Careful what you wish for,

Our lineup is better than yours so far.


This pushed it over the top. Is this a gimmick or are you really this dumb?
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

Best case scenario is that the race stays "close" and the rangers are buyers at the deadline. Please let this happen.
Careful what you wish for,

Our lineup is better than yours so far.


https://imgur.com/a/0PidxBE
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I'll throw down the gauntlet.

We have 7 games against the assblows after the ASB.

Farmer, I'll wager the Rangers have the better record in those games and you obviously take the Stros. Loser does not get to post on this thread the rest of the season.

Deal?
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irish pete ag06 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

Best case scenario is that the race stays "close" and the rangers are buyers at the deadline. Please let this happen.
Careful what you wish for,

Our lineup is better than yours so far.


https://imgur.com/a/0PidxBE


Good job proving his point. The rangers have scored over 30 more runs than the Astros. I don't think there's any question whose lineup has been better up to this point.
 
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