***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Grapesoda2525 said:

South Platte said:

Houston will win Thursday night. Houston will still probably win the world series. It's a little early to poke the bear at this point.
Messing around with the rays could hurt them in the next round tho. They wanted Verlander and Cole to start 1 and 2 against the Yankees, that won't happen now.
Would love to see it happen, but it's wishful thinking. I don't see Houston losing tomorrow night.

The Astros have plenty of pitching. The Yankees staff is less proven. Both have packed lineups, and the AL champ will be the team that gets timely hitting. I can see the Astros getting behind in the series because of the point you made, but still winning in 7. Give them credit, this team will be incredibly tough to kill.

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CrawlingNo5 said:

What a shame. Tough to watch Verlander look so bad. Hopefully Cole doesn't do a repeat performance of a complete choke job for such a "cy young" pitcher. You saw what a cy young pitcher can do by making Alvarez look like roogie on a bad day.
Yeah. Brilliant take. Keep 'em coming Nostradamus.
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CrawlingNo5 said:

What a shame. Tough to watch Verlander look so bad. Hopefully Cole doesn't do a repeat performance of a complete choke job for such a "cy young" pitcher. You saw what a cy young pitcher can do by making Alvarez look like roogie on a bad day.

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mathguy86 said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

What a shame. Tough to watch Verlander look so bad. Hopefully Cole doesn't do a repeat performance of a complete choke job for such a "cy young" pitcher. You saw what a cy young pitcher can do by making Alvarez look like roogie on a bad day.
Yeah. Brilliant take. Keep 'em coming Nostradamus.


Never said Cole was going to pull a Verlander. But enjoy the win I suppose.
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CrawlingNo5 said:

mathguy86 said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

What a shame. Tough to watch Verlander look so bad. Hopefully Cole doesn't do a repeat performance of a complete choke job for such a "cy young" pitcher. You saw what a cy young pitcher can do by making Alvarez look like roogie on a bad day.
Yeah. Brilliant take. Keep 'em coming Nostradamus.


Never said Cole was going to pull a Verlander. But enjoy the win I suppose.
Damn straight we will skippy. You enjoy the offseason.
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THREE STRAIGHT ALCS
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Poor Arlington fans. Were probably hoping to be able to turn off baseball for the year but instead have to root against Houston for 4+ more games. Oh well at least there's a new stadium that won't be so scorching to look forward to.
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Win the ALDS and all the Astros can think about is the Rangers. Imagine that
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Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the **** talk. But *********go celebrate. Go get **** faced AND THEN come back and talk ****
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AccidentProne said:

Win the ALDS and all the Astros can think about is the Rangers. Imagine that


There were over 1400 posts on the Astros thread about the Astros. There were like 5 on here refuting some numb nuts.

Daddy is still daddy. Enjoy talking about some stadium and whether or not you like AC in October. We'll continue to play for it all.
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Farmer1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Win the ALDS and all the Astros can think about is the Rangers. Imagine that


There were over 1400 posts on the Astros thread about the Astros. There were like 5 on here refuting some numb nuts.

Daddy is still daddy. Enjoy talking about some stadium and whether or not you like AC in October. We'll continue to play for it all.
"Daddy" didn't look like daddy in the last series. Struggling with a team who has a bunch of no name players and a $54 million dollar payroll is anything but dominant. Enjoy the hard earned win tho. You guys need to shape up because the next team is much tougher and you will almost certainly be facing the nationals in the World Series if you get there. Both of those teams are better than the rays.
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Hahahhahahahaha

I'll take advice from a who who thinks a 70 win team is A player away. Next thing you'll tell me is Elvis is a HOFer and Odor is better than Altuve.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Win the ALDS and all the Astros can think about is the Rangers. Imagine that


There were over 1400 posts on the Astros thread about the Astros. There were like 5 on here refuting some numb nuts.

Daddy is still daddy. Enjoy talking about some stadium and whether or not you like AC in October. We'll continue to play for it all.
"Daddy" didn't look like daddy in the last series. Struggling with a team who has a bunch of no name players and a $54 million dollar payroll is anything but dominant. Enjoy the hard earned win tho. You guys need to shape up because the next team is much tougher and you will almost certainly be facing the nationals in the World Series if you get there. Both of those teams are better than the rays.


That team you're talking about won 96 games and had the best pitching in baseball, go burn another blunt and comeback to me when you have a coherent thought.
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Farmer1906 said:

Hahahhahahahaha

I'll take advice from a who who thinks a 70 win team is A player away. Next thing you'll tell me is Elvis is a HOFer and Odor is better than Altuve.
Your memory is awful or your reading comprehension is terrible because I said earlier in this thread and not too many pages back that Odor is atrocious.

I'd like to see the rangers replace him, but the ownership group is either a bunch of cheapskates or they're too arrogant to admit a mistake.
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MelvinUdall said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

Farmer1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Win the ALDS and all the Astros can think about is the Rangers. Imagine that


There were over 1400 posts on the Astros thread about the Astros. There were like 5 on here refuting some numb nuts.

Daddy is still daddy. Enjoy talking about some stadium and whether or not you like AC in October. We'll continue to play for it all.
"Daddy" didn't look like daddy in the last series. Struggling with a team who has a bunch of no name players and a $54 million dollar payroll is anything but dominant. Enjoy the hard earned win tho. You guys need to shape up because the next team is much tougher and you will almost certainly be facing the nationals in the World Series if you get there. Both of those teams are better than the rays.


That team you're talking about won 96 games and had the best pitching in baseball, go burn another blunt and comeback to me when you have a coherent thought.
You'll see what I'm talking about soon enough. Unless you guys luck out and your World Series opponent is the cardinals, your opposition only gets tougher from here.
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Arlington Fan bumps thread after three days of inactivity with a horrendous take on a player and team his fellow fans spend an inordinate amount of time claiming is irrelevant to them.

Astros fans respond directly in turn once post is proven to be as stupid as it initially appeared.

Also Arlington fans: "Why are you so obsessed with us!?"
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2019 Game 4 ALDS was magical time to be a ranger fan.
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AccidentProne said:

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the **** talk. But *********go celebrate. Go get **** faced AND THEN come back and talk ****


If there was ever a time to use the 'We've got a bad ass here' pic this is it. Tough.
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AccidentProne said:

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the **** talk. But *********go celebrate. Go get **** faced AND THEN come back and talk ****
I did celebrate...with the wife.
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aTm2004 said:

AccidentProne said:

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the **** talk. But *********go celebrate. Go get **** faced AND THEN come back and talk ****
I did celebrate...with the wife.
Hopefully she lost a few pounds.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

aTm2004 said:

AccidentProne said:

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the **** talk. But *********go celebrate. Go get **** faced AND THEN come back and talk ****
I did celebrate...with the wife.
Hopefully she lost a few pounds.
I added pounds...
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Bold promotion from the Astros by making it Texas Ranger baseball night tonight. Altuve nailed it as odor.
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CrawlingNo5 said:

Bold promotion from the Astros by making it Texas Ranger baseball night tonight. Altuve nailed it as odor.
Quit making ranger fans look stupid. The Astros have Verlander and Cole coming up back to back. They're still favored to win the series.

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CrawlingNo5 said:

Bold promotion from the Astros by making it Texas Ranger baseball night tonight. Altuve nailed it as odor.
No one said it was going to be easy. After all the damn Yankees are the damn Yankees. Not sure how Tuve emulated Rougned, no hat trick or errors.
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jkag89 said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Bold promotion from the Astros by making it Texas Ranger baseball night tonight. Altuve nailed it as odor.
No one said it was going to be easy. After all the damn Yankees are the damn Yankees. Not sure how Tuve emulated Rougned, no hat trick or errors.
Actually a hat trick is understating it. Roogie got several golden sombreros ( 4K in game) this year.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

jkag89 said:

CrawlingNo5 said:

Bold promotion from the Astros by making it Texas Ranger baseball night tonight. Altuve nailed it as odor.
No one said it was going to be easy. After all the damn Yankees are the damn Yankees. Not sure how Tuve emulated Rougned, no hat trick or errors.
Actually a hat trick is understating it. Roogie got several golden sombreros ( 4K in game) this year.
Hard to achieve a GS when you only get three plate appearances.
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Did Roughned Odor kidnap Yordan Alvarez, lock him up in a closet, put on his jersey, and take his spot in the lineup?

They look like the exact same player lately.
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Holy ****. I think I agree with grapes commit. I must be ill.
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Normally I think his trash talk is weak, but damn that cuts deep
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Maybe. Any recent dick grabbing in the locker room or dugout?
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Did Odor grow a foot?
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no, still only has the 2
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Poor mans Odor sends them to the World Series. Incredible.

Very hard team to root against. They looks like they just have so much fun.
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Seems like just yesterday ranger fans were celebrating ALDS game 4.


Where does the time go??
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Updated World Series appearances

Astros: 3
Rangers: 2
 
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