***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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I'd like to congratulate Arlington on being in 2nd place in June. I mean you're still 8.5 back from Daddy, but you may end up .500 this year.
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Since astros swept the rangers Texas has had an easy schedule, playing two series against the Royals and Seattle mixed in with series against the Angels, Cardinals and an upcoming tilt against the Orioles. June is much tougher as they play Boston, the Rays and Indians and then in July they face the Astros twice and have a series against the Twins.

If they are still at .500 at the break they will be legit WC contenders but I suspect that will not be the case.
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Guess who's still 2nd? Guess who's also now down double digit games?
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Farmer1906 said:

Guess who's still 2nd? Guess who's also now down double digit games?
All with Springer, Correa, and Altuve nursing injuries...oh and our two studs, Tucker and Alvarez, still haven't needed to call them up. We're the only organization in the majors who could lose three MVP's and have two guys mashing in AAA, not need them, and actually INCREASE our lead in the standings.
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That's impressive. What is more impressive is that they lost a game off the division race over the last 27.
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Did I forget the rent payment again?! I'm so sorry
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I sincerely hope the Rangers find a way to nab a WC spot. Would be fun to get a few more games to beat your asses in.
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Farmer1906 said:



That's impressive. What is more impressive is that they lost a game off the division race over the last 27.
You're a goof. I can't imagine anyone actually enjoying your posts.
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Someone doesn't understand the concept of trash talking because:

Rangersfan; "We are 19-8 in our last 27!"

Astrosfan: "And you lost ground to daddy."

is trash talking at its best.
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mathguy86 said:

Someone doesn't understand the concept of trash talking because:

Rangersfan; "We are 19-8 in our last 27!"

Astrosfan: "And you lost ground to daddy."

is trash talking at its best.
No ranger fans came here to gloat about their record lately. That tweet is from MLB.

As for the "daddy" talk, I think it's stupid. It's said by a bunch of ignorant people who probably started following baseball in 2015 or people with dementia who can't remember how far back the Astros and rangers have played. As a matter of fact, the Astros and rangers have been playing since 2001. The rangers have an all time record of 111-78 against the Astros. Until that changes, Astro fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.
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Farmer1906 said:



That's impressive. What is more impressive is that they lost a game off the division race over the last 27.
Those 28 games have been against the:

.318 Royals: L W W L W W W
.508 Cardinals: W L W
.400 Mariners: W W W L W W
.485 Angels: W L L
.318 Orioles: L W W
.500 A's: L W W L
.500 Red Sox: W W

...and you still lost ground to the Houston AAA team playing a slightly tougher schedule.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

mathguy86 said:

Someone doesn't understand the concept of trash talking because:

Rangersfan; "We are 19-8 in our last 27!"

Astrosfan: "And you lost ground to daddy."

is trash talking at its best.
No ranger fans came here to gloat about their record lately. That tweet is from MLB.

As for the "daddy" talk, I think it's stupid. It's said by a bunch of ignorant people who probably started following baseball in 2015 or people with dementia who can't remember how far back the Astros and rangers have played. As a matter of fact, the Astros and rangers have been playing since 2001. The rangers have an all time record of 111-78 against the Astros. Until that changes, Astro fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.
One franchise has a WS trophy and the other is still staring at an empty trophy case while grabbing their teammates dicks. Until that changes, Arlington fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.
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Quote:

The rangers have an all time record of 111-78 against the Astros. Until that changes, Astro fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.

Congrats!!! How's that worked out for you?

I'm kidding...No one gives a flying F how you stacked up head to head against a team tanking for a good portion of that stretch.

Yeah don't forget the Astros were tanking. How quick Ranger fans are to point how bad the Astros were and chastise them for mailing it in and tanking, but they love to boast about their dominating head to head record.

This is the take of a loser grasping at straws trying to convince himself it's all ok.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

mathguy86 said:

Someone doesn't understand the concept of trash talking because:

Rangersfan; "We are 19-8 in our last 27!"

Astrosfan: "And you lost ground to daddy."

is trash talking at its best.
No ranger fans came here to gloat about their record lately. That tweet is from MLB.

As for the "daddy" talk, I think it's stupid. It's said by a bunch of ignorant people who probably started following baseball in 2015 or people with dementia who can't remember how far back the Astros and rangers have played. As a matter of fact, the Astros and rangers have been playing since 2001. The rangers have an all time record of 111-78 against the Astros. Until that changes, Astro fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.


So what you're saying is the Rangerettes ran away and hid because they knew they're not on the same planet as Daddy. Then you hop in your time machine to boast about a metric no one but you cares about.

Never change.
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Farmer1906 said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

mathguy86 said:

Someone doesn't understand the concept of trash talking because:

Rangersfan; "We are 19-8 in our last 27!"

Astrosfan: "And you lost ground to daddy."

is trash talking at its best.
No ranger fans came here to gloat about their record lately. That tweet is from MLB.

As for the "daddy" talk, I think it's stupid. It's said by a bunch of ignorant people who probably started following baseball in 2015 or people with dementia who can't remember how far back the Astros and rangers have played. As a matter of fact, the Astros and rangers have been playing since 2001. The rangers have an all time record of 111-78 against the Astros. Until that changes, Astro fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.


So what you're saying is the Rangerettes ran away and hid because they knew they're not on the same planet as Daddy. Then you hop in your time machine to boast about a metric no one but you cares about.

Never change.
It's the Metroplex's favorite past time.
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Yeah don't forget the Astros were tanking. How quick Ranger fans are to point how bad the Astros were and chastise them for mailing it in and tanking, but they love to boast about their dominating head to head record.



Do those "tanking" years include 2015 and 2016 when the Rangers won the series 28 - 10? Didn't you guys manage to sneak into the playoffs at least one of those years? You might have made it both years if it weren't for that 4-15 mark against Texas in 2016.
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Dallasag02 said:

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Yeah don't forget the Astros were tanking. How quick Ranger fans are to point how bad the Astros were and chastise them for mailing it in and tanking, but they love to boast about their dominating head to head record.



Do those "tanking" years include 2015 and 2016 when the Rangers won the series 28 - 10? Didn't you guys manage to sneak into the playoffs at least one of those years? You might have made it both years if it weren't for that 2-17 mark against Texas in 2016.


Postseason wins in 15 & 16
Daddy - 3
Rangerette - 2
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Are you bragging because you won a wild card game?
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Farmer1906 said:

Dallasag02 said:

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Yeah don't forget the Astros were tanking. How quick Ranger fans are to point how bad the Astros were and chastise them for mailing it in and tanking, but they love to boast about their dominating head to head record.



Do those "tanking" years include 2015 and 2016 when the Rangers won the series 28 - 10? Didn't you guys manage to sneak into the playoffs at least one of those years? You might have made it both years if it weren't for that 2-17 mark against Texas in 2016.


Postseason wins in 15 & 16
Daddy - 3
Rangerette - 2
2017 Postseason wins:
Arlington - 0
Daddy - 11
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Dallasag02 said:

Are you bragging because you won a wild card game?


Bragging? Nah. I'm just using your tiny 2 year window to show you you didn't really accomplish much more than Houston.
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The context of the silver boot series and the whole point of this thread is head to head matchups. This thread has little to no activity unless both the rangers and Astros are playing against each other. Most people on this thread can't seem to comprehend or accept that fact.

I'm out.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

The context of the silver boot series and the whole point of this thread is head to head matchups. This thread has little to no activity unless both the rangers and Astros are playing against each other. Most people on this thread can't seem to comprehend or accept that fact.

I'm out.


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Ag_07 said:

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The rangers have an all time record of 111-78 against the Astros. Until that changes, Astro fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.

Congrats!!! How's that worked out for you?

I'm kidding...No one gives a flying F how you stacked up head to head against a team tanking for a good portion of that stretch.

Yeah don't forget the Astros were tanking. How quick Ranger fans are to point how bad the Astros were and chastise them for mailing it in and tanking, but they love to boast about their dominating head to head record.

This is the take of a loser grasping at straws trying to convince himself it's all ok.
This post is so full of chit.

You know why? If the Astros caught up to us in head to head record, I know you guys would bring it up and gloat. Stay predictable. Stay simple. It's what you're good at.
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I hate that this thread blows. Seriously, there's someone on here that uses the term daddy. There's also people on here using the tsip line of thinking that the overall h2h record actually matters. The bottom line is winning a championship is the only thing that matters, and the Astros have one and the Rangers don't. Until that changes, I don't really have any ground to stand on as a Rangers fan.

IMO, the only time trash talk should take place is when the two teams are playing each other. When they're not, I couldn't give a **** about the Astros
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AccidentProne said:

I hate that this thread blows. Seriously, there's someone on here that uses the term daddy. There's also people on here using the tsip line of thinking that the overall h2h record actually matters. The bottom line is winning a championship is the only thing that matters, and the Astros have one and the Rangers don't. Until that changes, I don't really have any ground to stand on as a Rangers fan.

IMO, the only time trash talk should take place is when the two teams are playing each other. When they're not, I couldn't give a **** about the Astros
How about when one team celebrates a HR with a dick grab?
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Ag_07 said:

Quote:

The rangers have an all time record of 111-78 against the Astros. Until that changes, Astro fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.

Congrats!!! How's that worked out for you?

I'm kidding...No one gives a flying F how you stacked up head to head against a team tanking for a good portion of that stretch.

Yeah don't forget the Astros were tanking. How quick Ranger fans are to point how bad the Astros were and chastise them for mailing it in and tanking, but they love to boast about their dominating head to head record.

This is the take of a loser grasping at straws trying to convince himself it's all ok.
This post is so full of chit.

You know why? If the Astros caught up to us in head to head record, I know you guys would bring it up and gloat. Stay predictable. Stay simple. It's what you're good at.


I'm guessing you're also a Longhorn?? They love gloating their head to head record and using that to say their program is better than ours even though recently it hasn't been
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Grapesoda2525 said:

The rangers have an all time record of 111-78 against the Astros. Until that changes, Astro fans can't say much. The intelligent ones anyway.


So then you should be happy that you still have 9 more games against us this year. That should really help you get into that wc spot.
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As of right now the Astros clearly have the best and deepest program in all of baseball.

Arlington did win a few games 15 years ago in inter league play, though, so at least they have that going for them.
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I don't think anybody is arguing that the Astros are better than the Rangers right now. A first round playoff matchup between the two would be fun as hell. I'd drink beers and talk **** with everyone here
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AccidentProne said:

I don't think anybody is arguing that the Astros are better than the Rangers right now. A first round playoff matchup between the two would be fun as hell. I'd drink beers and talk **** with everyone here
Would be a fun 3 games.
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I say by 2024 season or so the Rangers lose head to head bragging rights as well. I know that's a long way off but it'll be here soon.
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irish pete ag06 said:

I say by 2024 season or so the Rangers lose head to head bragging rights as well. I know that's a long way off but it'll be here soon.


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Buck Compton said:

AccidentProne said:

I don't think anybody is arguing that the Astros are better than the Rangers right now. A first round playoff matchup between the two would be fun as hell. I'd drink beers and talk **** with everyone here
Would be a fun 3 games.


Fun is all about perspective. Daddy would have lots of fun.
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Danny Vermin said:

I'm pulling for at least three Astros starters to blow out their arms/ elbows by the end of the season.


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