***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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In reply to Quincey P. Morris • 8:05a, 7/25/19
Ranger #007 said:
Nope, it's what happens when you folks try to pull the actual "we don't care" crap while the city down to the damned newspaper columnists has a weird obsession with all things Dallas. You and your creepy "daddy" schtick fits in quite well really.
great call. Dallas would never call out Houston in the newspaper.

https://www.dallasnews.com/arts/visual-arts/2018/03/29/sorry-chicago-making-fun-houstons-bean-sculpture-job


https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2015/09/15/10-reasons-dallas-way-better-houston



Tell us again how much you really, really, really REALLY don't care.
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 8:15a, 7/25/19
BMX Bandit said:
Ranger #007 said:
Nope, it's what happens when you folks try to pull the actual "we don't care" crap while the city down to the damned newspaper columnists has a weird obsession with all things Dallas. You and your creepy "daddy" schtick fits in quite well really.
great call. Dallas would never call out Houston in the newspaper.

https://www.dallasnews.com/arts/visual-arts/2018/03/29/sorry-chicago-making-fun-houstons-bean-sculpture-job


https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2015/09/15/10-reasons-dallas-way-better-houston



Tell us again how much you really, really, really REALLY don't care.
If you have to make a list to try and explain why you're better, you're not.
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 8:16a, 7/25/19
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From the 2nd article:

Quote:
"In a list of the best culinary cities in the United States in 2015, Dallas notched a respectable ninth place on Zagat. Better, still: Dallas was the only Texas city in the 17-city list.

"Take that, Austin and Houston.
"All 17 cities aren't just delicious places to eat, Zagat's writers point out; they must have seen a good amount of national publicity and notched a number of notable restaurant openings in 2015. Surely, then, Dallas seems like a fit: The Dallas Morning News team wrote more than 70 stories about restaurants in Dallas, specifically, in November and December alone."
Boom.
Better food? Seriously? The best steakhouse in Dallas is a Houston based restaurant (Pappas Bros). Speaking of, the Mexican food I'd find when I was up there sucked until they moved in. Still doesn't compared to the original Ninfa's.

That whole article is reaching. The only thing I agree with is zoning.
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9:38a, 7/25/19
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For a fan base who says the we(Houston) are obsessed with DFW, your entire last ****ing page is y'all *****ing about Houston/Astros people. Jesus Christ get a life up there.
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In reply to JABQ04 • 9:43a, 7/25/19
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JABQ04 said:
For a fan base who says the we(Houston) are obsessed with DFW, your entire last ****ing page is y'all *****ing about Houston/Astros people. Jesus Christ get a life up there.

Well to be fair their season is over.
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In reply to Charlie Conway • 9:44a, 7/25/19
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Charlie Conway said:
BMX Bandit said:
Ranger #007 said:
Nope, it's what happens when you folks try to pull the actual "we don't care" crap while the city down to the damned newspaper columnists has a weird obsession with all things Dallas. You and your creepy "daddy" schtick fits in quite well really.
great call. Dallas would never call out Houston in the newspaper.

https://www.dallasnews.com/arts/visual-arts/2018/03/29/sorry-chicago-making-fun-houstons-bean-sculpture-job


https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/texas-rangers/rangers/2015/09/15/10-reasons-dallas-way-better-houston



Tell us again how much you really, really, really REALLY don't care.
If you have to make a list to try and explain why you're better, you're not.


But I really like lists so I'm going to do one anyway.

Reasons why Daddy is Daddy and Arlington doesn't compare.
1. We have a WS and you don't.

I could go on, but why should I?
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In reply to Ag_07 • 9:46a, 7/25/19
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Ag_07 said:
JABQ04 said:
For a fan base who says the we(Houston) are obsessed with DFW, your entire last ****ing page is y'all *****ing about Houston/Astros people. Jesus Christ get a life up there.

Well to be fair their season is over.
It's usually at that point when the city comparisons and "obsession" talks start. That's when you know they've thrown in the towel.
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10:05a, 7/25/19
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Check out this triggered Arlington fan.

Quote:
You'd think that a world series win and a great team would help the Astros fan base insecurity...but then you get this thread.

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3047430/1#discussion

Correct me if I'm wrong, but pretty much the entire *circle jerk/rangers gonna be triggered" portion takes place without a single Rangers fan getting involved from atm2004s first post to Schmendlers. Even the Cruz HR gif is anti-Ranger.

They're objectively a better baseball program, yet they still have to bring up the Rangers in a completely unrelated thread.

Anyway, I'm not glad Gallo is hurt, but if we needed any more indication that this is a sell year, this is it. We don't need a 4 game streak convincing us the WC2 is in reach.

Wasn't a shot at his chitty team. Just the best bat flip ever.
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In reply to Ag_07 • 11:25a, 7/25/19
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Ag_07 said:
JABQ04 said:
For a fan base who says the we(Houston) are obsessed with DFW, your entire last ****ing page is y'all *****ing about Houston/Astros people. Jesus Christ get a life up there.

Well to be fair their season is over.
I hope not, they are about to play the A's and would like them to take at least one game.
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9:08p, 7/25/19
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Big series this weekend in Oakland. You boys in Arlington going to roll over belly up or try and show a little fight? I would hate to see you play dead while it's still July just to stick it to the team that you don't think is your real rival.
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1:35p, 7/28/19
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While the Astros just flounder around thinking that some scrub AAA callup is going to suffice for a 4th or 5th starter in the playoffs, the rangers go out and snag Ian gibaut for peanuts.

Rangers playing chess while the stros playing checkers. God bless Jon Daniels and his power moves.
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In reply to CrawlingNo5 • 1:56p, 7/28/19
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CrawlingNo5 said:
While the Astros just flounder around thinking that some scrub AAA callup is going to suffice for a 4th or 5th starter in the playoffs, the rangers go out and snag Ian gibaut for peanuts.

Rangers playing chess while the stros playing checkers. God bless Jon Daniels and his power moves.
Already hitting the sauce this Sunday afternoon?
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8:04a, 7/29/19
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14.5 back with a chance to fall under .500. Did y'all decide if you were buying or selling yet?
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In reply to CrawlingNo5 • 8:30a, 7/29/19
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CrawlingNo5 said:
While the Astros just flounder around thinking that some scrub AAA callup is going to suffice for a 4th or 5th starter in the playoffs, the rangers go out and snag Ian gibaut for peanuts.

Rangers playing chess while the stros playing checkers. God bless Jon Daniels and his power moves.
I hope the rangers are extending Daniels' current contract, y'all need to lock him up for a long time.
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In reply to Prosperdick • 8:41a, 7/29/19
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I hope the rangers are extending Daniels' current contract, y'all need to lock him up for a long time.

Can they afford it with their future HOF 2Bman eating up such a large chunk of payroll?
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9:03a, 7/29/19
Split with the A's this weekend


You're welcome degenerates.
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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 9:05a, 7/29/19
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Grapesoda2525 said:
Split with the A's this weekend


You're welcome degenerates.


Remember when we laughed at you for calling it a battle down 4.5 games. Well the As are down 8. You do the math.
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9:09a, 7/29/19
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Rangers back in their rightful place in the cellar with the Mariners. At least y'all have a new ballpark to look forward to next year. Of course, it will be filled with lots of losing but y'all are accustomed to defeat.
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In reply to Canyon99 • 9:12a, 7/29/19
Canyon99 said:
Rangers back in their rightful place in the cellar with the Mariners. At least y'all have a new ballpark to look forward to next year. Of course, it will be filled with lots of losing but y'all are accustomed to defeat.
I'm going to tune out after the trade deadline. Oh well, at least the Aggies and cowboys should be good this year in football.
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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 9:22a, 7/29/19
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Grapesoda2525 said:
Canyon99 said:
Rangers back in their rightful place in the cellar with the Mariners. At least y'all have a new ballpark to look forward to next year. Of course, it will be filled with lots of losing but y'all are accustomed to defeat.
I'm going to tune out after the trade deadline. Oh well, at least the Aggies and cowboys should be good this year in football.


What, you expect the GM who paid Odor $50MM is going to fleece someone in the next 2 days? After the Jays just set the low bar of 2 lottery tickets for Stroman you won't get a bucket of balls and a PTBNL for Minor.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 9:51a, 7/29/19
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mathguy86 said:
Grapesoda2525 said:
Canyon99 said:
Rangers back in their rightful place in the cellar with the Mariners. At least y'all have a new ballpark to look forward to next year. Of course, it will be filled with lots of losing but y'all are accustomed to defeat.
I'm going to tune out after the trade deadline. Oh well, at least the Aggies and cowboys should be good this year in football.


What, you expect the GM who paid Odor $50MM is going to fleece someone in the next 2 days? After the Jays just set the low bar of 2 lottery tickets for Stroman you won't get a bucket of balls and a PTBNL for Minor.
Minor...aptly describes what their "haul" will be.
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In reply to Canyon99 • 4:51p, 7/29/19
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Canyon99 said:
Rangers back in their rightful place in the cellar with the Mariners. At least y'all have a new ballpark to look forward to next year. Of course, it will be filled with lots of losing but y'all are accustomed to defeat.


We saw how well y'all did it for years and figure let's give it a shot.
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In reply to CrawlingNo5 • 5:06p, 7/29/19
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CrawlingNo5 said:
Canyon99 said:
Rangers back in their rightful place in the cellar with the Mariners. At least y'all have a new ballpark to look forward to next year. Of course, it will be filled with lots of losing but y'all are accustomed to defeat.


We saw how well y'all did it for years and figure let's give it a shot.

The difference is our ownership admitted we sucked and went from there. Y'all still believe you're only a key player or two away.
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3:45p, 7/31/19
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I'm just checking in here. We got Greinke. What did you boys in the Metroplex do?
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:05p, 7/31/19
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Became Dodger fans.
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4:06p, 7/31/19
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Besides become jealous, we didn't dump a lot of money into a 35 year old pitcher and trade away an Aggie. Shame on you Houston.
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In reply to CrawlingNo5 • 4:10p, 7/31/19
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CrawlingNo5 said:
Besides become jealous, we didn't dump a lot of money into a 35 year old pitcher and trade away an Aggie. Shame on you Houston.


This guy is actually one upping grape soda. You rangers fans really are special.
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In reply to CrawlingNo5 • 4:10p, 7/31/19
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CrawlingNo5 said:
Besides become jealous, we didn't dump a lot of money into a 35 year old pitcher and trade away an Aggie. Shame on you Houston.

What? I can't hear you from all the way at the top!
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4:11p, 7/31/19
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I hear you boys signed Johnny Mediocrity and Rodolpho Purgatory for the next 4 years. Maybe they will work out for you.
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4:11p, 7/31/19
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So which one of you nuggets were arguing with me that Daddy ain't the favorite to win the WS?
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 4:14p, 7/31/19
Farmer1906 said:
So which one of you nuggets were arguing with me that Daddy ain't the favorite to win the WS?
I think the dodgers can beat you guys.
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4:15p, 7/31/19
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You keep grinding out that rent money Rangers, it's noble work you're doing.
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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 4:20p, 7/31/19
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Grapesoda2525 said:
Farmer1906 said:
So which one of you nuggets were arguing with me that Daddy ain't the favorite to win the WS?
I think the dodgers can beat you guys.

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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 4:26p, 7/31/19
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Grapesoda2525 said:
Farmer1906 said:
So which one of you nuggets were arguing with me that Daddy ain't the favorite to win the WS?
I think the dodgers can beat you guys.
Wait, did y'all deal Minor to the Dodgers and I missed it? That would have been the Yu Darvish nail in the coffin for them.
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In reply to Grapesoda2525 • 4:35p, 7/31/19
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Grapesoda2525 said:
Farmer1906 said:
So which one of you nuggets were arguing with me that Daddy ain't the favorite to win the WS?
I think the dodgers can beat you guys.


Can? Sure. Anything CAN happen, but what's more (much more) likely to happen?
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