J.D. c/o 05 said:AccidentProne said:
I'm sorry, can you speak up? I can't hear you all the way down there in 4th place
Oh the irony.
He knew it was his small window to talk smack before reality came down like a f***ing anvil.
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He knew it was his small window to talk smack before reality came down like a f***ing anvil.
Well now. Three short weeks ago the Rangerettes were a mere 4 games back in the loss column and they were out here in droves, chests all puffed out and chirping like robins at the start of the Spring.
Fast forward to today. 13 back and in 4th and they are trying to decide if it's going to be a tear down and rebuild or if they will be mired in mediocrity for years.
Gravity is one cold cast iron unrelenting *****.
Fast forward to today. 13 back and in 4th and they are trying to decide if it's going to be a tear down and rebuild or if they will be mired in mediocrity for years.
Gravity is one cold cast iron unrelenting *****.
I'll take "comments that didn't age well for 400"Aggie_3 said:AccidentProne said:
I'm sorry, can you speak up? I can't hear you all the way down there in 4th place
Boom
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While Astro fans talk trash, most ranger fans are focused on the improving playoff odds.
C4D said:
The stros blow this year.
Its already obvious.
You guys are ruthless.
BMX Bandit said:Quote:
While Astro fans talk trash, most ranger fans are focused on the improving playoff odds.
Just in case any of these Mensa members haven't checked lately, per this afternoon
Astros are projected to get to 102 wins.
99.8% chance of making the playoffs
99.0% chance of winning the Division
21.4% chance of winning another WS
Rangers are projected at 79-83
0.5% chance of making playoffs
0.0% chance of winning the Division
0.0% chance of winning their first WS
If I were them I would hold on to all their players. They are soooooooooo close.
I couldn't care less about some stupid head to head trophy but Ranger fans do. So...
Since joining the AL 7 years ago the Astros have claimed 4 Silver Boots to the Rangers 3.
Since joining the AL 7 years ago the Astros have claimed 4 Silver Boots to the Rangers 3.
mathguy86 said:BMX Bandit said:Quote:
While Astro fans talk trash, most ranger fans are focused on the improving playoff odds.
Just in case any of these Mensa members haven't checked lately, per this afternoon
Astros are projected to get to 102 wins.
99.8% chance of making the playoffs
99.0% chance of winning the Division
21.4% chance of winning another WS
Rangers are projected at 79-83
0.5% chance of making playoffs
0.0% chance of winning the Division
0.0% chance of winning their first WS
If I were them I would hold on to all their players. They are soooooooooo close.
mathguy86 said:BMX Bandit said:Quote:
While Astro fans talk trash, most ranger fans are focused on the improving playoff odds.
Just in case any of these Mensa members haven't checked lately, per this afternoon
Astros are projected to get to 102 wins.
99.8% chance of making the playoffs
99.0% chance of winning the Division
21.4% chance of winning another WS
Rangers are projected at 79-83
0.5% chance of making playoffs
0.0% chance of winning the Division
0.0% chance of winning their first WS
If I were them I would hold on to all their players. They are soooooooooo close.
They'll always have overall wins...well, until next year or maybe the year after. I guess y'all need to push our your little bird chests while you've got the chance.
Ag_07 said:
I have had an irrational hatred for the Rangers over some stupid head to head trophy but Ranger fans didn't. So...
Since getting kicked out of the National League 7 years ago the Astros have claimed 4 Silver Boots to the Rangers 3.
FIFY
hawk1689 said:Ag_07 said:
I have had an irrational hatred for the Rangers over some stupid head to head trophy but Ranger fans didn't. So...
Since getting kicked out of the National League 7 years ago the Astros have claimed 4 Silver Boots to the Rangers 3.
FIFY
You're mad aren't you?
That's the level of trash talk I've come to expect at this point in the season.
I just don't like it when people try to re-write history. No Rangers fan I know cared about Houston* until their obnoxious fans started talking all of their **** while we were still beating their ass consistently. The tables have turned and no one denies that. Doesn't change the fact that Houston* fans have little man syndrome and annoy the rest of the world.
The mental gymnastics you go through to say you don't care about daddy or justify why you care about Daddy. It matters little. Just kiss the ring and move along.
You can say Daddy all you want, but you were one of the whiniest of the bunch when Evan Gattis was your cleanup hitter and y'all were trying to convince the world that Houston* had a professional baseball team.
cool sh*tty little asterisk. clever.
How you sound:hawk1689 said:
I just don't like it when people try to re-write history. No Rangers fan I know cared about Houston* until their obnoxious fans started talking all of their **** while we were still beating their ass consistently. The tables have turned and no one denies that. Doesn't change the fact that Houston* fans have little man syndrome and annoy the rest of the world.
What you really mean:
tell us again how much you don't care. use ALL CAPS. that may make it more believable.
hawk1689 said:
I just don't like it when people try to re-write history. No Rangers fan I know cared about Houston* until their obnoxious fans started talking all of their **** while we were still beating their ass consistently. The tables have turned and no one denies that. Doesn't change the fact that Houston* fans have little man syndrome and annoy the rest of the world.
When y'all were NL I didn't care if you were successful. Hell, I was actually hopeful you would be at the same time so maybe we'd see an all Texas World Series, but Bud Selig screwed that up. Once you got moved to the Rangers division though that pretty much changed and the endless s*** talking from the entire city of Houston kinda killed any left over good will. I live here and it's the weirdest case of city wide pecker envy I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure Texans fans get more joy out of a Dallas loss than any win the Texans have ever had. The chronicle writes articles telling its readers why they should hate Dallas. It's just....weird.
Considering the number of people that call into the post-game show and want Butt Chin fired after a win, I'd disagree. The issue Texans fans have with Cowboy fans is that y'all are like sips. Haven't done crap in 20+ years yet your fans puff their chest out like they're Alabama walking out to play Texas Southern.Quote:
I'm pretty sure Texans fans get more joy out of a Dallas loss than any win the Texans have ever had.
This. Cowboys beat the Giants and all I hear is "We dem boys!" for a week.aTm2004 said:Considering the number of people that call into the post-game show and want Butt Chin fired after a win, I'd disagree. The issue Texans fans have with Cowboy fans is that y'all are like sips. Haven't done crap in 20+ years yet your fans puff their chest out like they're Alabama walking out to play Texas Southern.Quote:
I'm pretty sure Texans fans get more joy out of a Dallas loss than any win the Texans have ever had.
Who gives an eff about the NFL. This is a baseball **** talking thread.
It what Arlingtinians do when they have nothing to say about baseball. They go off a weird tangent about fandom and who cares more. Very tu like.titanmaster_race said:
Who gives an eff about the NFL. This is a baseball **** talking thread.
Anyway... you're now close to the last place 40-62 Mariners than you are of Daddy.
Were you not on TexAgs when it was infested with Life Long Pow Pow First Place Texas Rangers Fans? Funny how quite a few of these did not even have a grasp of some of the most basic rules of the Game.
Nope, it's what happens when you folks try to pull the actual "we don't care" crap while the city down to the damned newspaper columnists has a weird obsession with all things Dallas. You and your creepy "daddy" schtick fits in quite well really.
hawk1689 said:
I just don't like it when people try to re-write history. No Rangers fan I know cared about Houston* until their obnoxious fans started talking all of their **** while we were still beating their ass consistently. The tables have turned and no one denies that. Doesn't change the fact that Houston* fans have little man syndrome and annoy the rest of the world.
10/10 on the Meltdown scale. Outstanding job
Wasn't there some Ranger fan who said runs scored is what shows which offense is better?
Well, guess who has 536 runs scored and who has 525 as of this post?
Well, guess who has 536 runs scored and who has 525 as of this post?
We tried to tell those yahoos that it wasn't runs scored it was run differential. If you can't stop the other team it really doesnt matter how many you score. Sure enough, the Rangerettes have a -13 run differential and have lost 8 straight. 14 games behind and now closer to dead ass last than first. Its still July and they have gone tits up. August will be a blast I'm sure.
But you are soooooooo close. Stay the course boys. Keep this team together. Do it the right way.
But you are soooooooo close. Stay the course boys. Keep this team together. Do it the right way.
-13 run differential and 14 games back with Minor and Lynn and that superior offense and after 100 games:Beat40 said:
Wasn't there some Ranger fan who said runs scored is what shows which offense is better?
Well, guess who has 536 runs scored and who has 525 as of this post?
50-50.
Make sure not to trade anybody, Rangers. You'll be contenders again by next year. You're just one or two pieces away really.
The Rangers have claw and antlered themselves to completion and are now hoping for a 28 game Astros losing streak refractory period needed for us to achieve their 500 level.
Lead to 13.5
Daddy on pace to win 103
Arlington can't find a buyer to get them a decent deal on Minor.
Water is wet.
Daddy on pace to win 103
Arlington can't find a buyer to get them a decent deal on Minor.
Water is wet.
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