***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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aTm2004 said:

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Ooh boy we've got a Baylor/Rangers fan here talking trash. I'm guessing you're a Washington Generals Houston Texans fan, as well. The triangle of sucktitude!
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Texans Division Titles - 2
Texans Playoff Wins - 1

Arlington Division Titles - 1
Arlington Playoff Wins - 0
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Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Canyon99 said:

Ooh boy we've got a Baylor/Rangers fan here talking trash. I'm guessing you're a Washington Generals Houston Texans fan, as well. The triangle of sucktitude!
fify
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Texans Division Titles - 2
Texans Playoff Wins - 1

Arlington Division Titles - 1
Arlington Playoff Wins - 0

And butt chin mortgaging the future for this year.
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Rangers, your Julia, woof
jetch17
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Stros drag sac again
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Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Canyon99 said:

Ooh boy we've got a Baylor/Rangers fan here talking trash. I'm guessing you're a Washington Generals Houston Texans fan, as well. The triangle of sucktitude!
fify
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Texans Division Titles - 2
Texans Playoff Wins - 1

Arlington Division Titles - 1
Arlington Playoff Wins - 0


I'm all about the stros...but let's not taint their greatness with garbage Texans talk.
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Arlingtonians completely and wholly unsuccessful at Minute Maid this year.

Mathguy64
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100 wins in a season. Again and again and again. When was the last time the Rangers did it?
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mathguy86 said:

100 wins in a season. Again and again and again. When was the last time the Rangers did it?


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tjack16
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Division Champs


Let's review the franchise postseason appearances now

Astros: 13
Rangers: 8
aTm2004
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But more people pay to watch them lose or something.
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tjholley16 said:

Division Champs


Let's review the franchise postseason appearances now

Astros: 13
Rangers: 8
I'm actually surprised it's that close. I liked this rivalry much more when we weren't in the same division.
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Rangers thread posts in the last week equal the Cowboys 2019 win total of 3... wonder which will be higher the rest of the way?
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Paiging Aggie_3

I'll take Venmo, Paypal, Zelle or personal check. You can mail it to me in quarters if you want but you pay shipping.

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Aggie_3 said:

Keeper of The Spirits said:

Astros win the division best the Rangers by 5 or more games. If Oakland or any west team are within 5 but Astros are 5 or more ahead of the Rangers I win



will he actually pay up?
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Keeper of The Spirits said:

Paiging Aggie_3

I'll take Venmo, Paypal, Zelle or personal check. You can mail it to me in quarters if you want but you pay shipping.




Will you be at the Alabama game in a few weeks? If so I'd like you to come by my tailgate and have a beer and I'll give you your winnins
Aggie_3
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Hey Nuke Same to you man if you make it to College Station come by my tailgate for Bama for a beer and to collect your winnins
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tjholley16 said:

Aggie_3 said:

Keeper of The Spirits said:

Astros win the division best the Rangers by 5 or more games. If Oakland or any west team are within 5 but Astros are 5 or more ahead of the Rangers I win



will he actually pay up?


Ya got damn right I will when a man makes a bet and doesn't pay he ain't worth a damn and if you make a bet and don't pay on texags you become an outcast
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Aggie_3 said:

tjholley16 said:

Aggie_3 said:

Keeper of The Spirits said:

Astros win the division best the Rangers by 5 or more games. If Oakland or any west team are within 5 but Astros are 5 or more ahead of the Rangers I win



will he actually pay up?


Ya got damn right I will when a man makes a bet and doesn't pay he ain't worth a damn and if you make a bet and don't pay on texags you become an outcast
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I'll be there! You can email me user name at gmail dot com
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Aggie_3 said:

Hey Nuke Same to you man if you make it to College Station come by my tailgate for Bama for a beer and to collect your winnins


Appreciate the offer! Likely won't make the Bama game, but I'm sure we can find something fun at some point to double or nothing on.
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Keeper of The Spirits said:

I'll be there! You can email me user name at gmail dot com


Email sent
Mathguy64
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Well boys you have 6 games left to beat the Farmer prediction for beating the Astros win total from mid August. You will recall that was 78 wins. With 6 to go against Boston and the Yankees and sitting at 75 now beating 78 will be tough. Even tying may be a stretch.

Let's hope you beat it as that means taking at least 1 from NYY and doing your neighbors a favor in the pursuit of home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Not that we need the help mind you.

So buckle down boys. Take 4 of your last 6. You can do it!
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Seriously though, beat the yankees.

Texas pride and all that.
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

Seriously though, beat the yankees.

Texas pride and all that.

Indeed, go do that.

PS: We like Odor. Really. In fact, we think he actually is better than Altu.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ok I tried.
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I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than Houston
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Aggie_3 said:

I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than houston
Yet you capitalized "New York" and the "Yankees" and not Houston. Of course you capitalized "Air Conditioned" too so maybe I'm reading too much into it.
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Aggie_3 said:

I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than houston
You really hate the Astros? Really? The only team worth hating is the effin' Dodgers. I don't even hate the damn Yankees.

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jkag89 said:

Aggie_3 said:

I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than houston
You really hate the Astros? Really? The only team worth hating is the effin' Dodgers. I don't even hate the damn Yankees.


The dodgers aren't worth hating at all. Rangers and Astros never play them but once every few years.

Unless you're taking a shot at the dodgers for political reasons....
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Keeper of The Spirits said:

Paiging Aggie_3

I'll take Venmo, Paypal, Zelle or personal check. You can mail it to me in quarters if you want but you pay shipping.


I'm so glad I didn't take that dumb azz bet. I didn't want to put my undefeated texags betting streak on the line. Astros are way better then the rangers.

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Grapesoda2525 said:

jkag89 said:

Aggie_3 said:

I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than houston
You really hate the Astros? Really? The only team worth hating is the effin' Dodgers. I don't even hate the damn Yankees.


The dodgers aren't worth hating at all. Rangers and Astros never play them but once every few years.

Unless you're taking a shot at the dodgers for political reasons....
You aren't an Astros fan and weren't around with us in the NL West. **** the Dodgers and Tommy Lasorda.

Their fans are also among the worst.
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Buck Compton said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

jkag89 said:

Aggie_3 said:

I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than houston
You really hate the Astros? Really? The only team worth hating is the effin' Dodgers. I don't even hate the damn Yankees.


The dodgers aren't worth hating at all. Rangers and Astros never play them but once every few years.

Unless you're taking a shot at the dodgers for political reasons....
You aren't an Astros fan and weren't around with us in the NL West. **** the Dodgers and Tommy Lasorda.

Their fans are also among the worst.
That's true. I forgot about your national league history, but weren't you guys still in the NL Central?

Mathguy64
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Buck Compton said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

jkag89 said:

Aggie_3 said:

I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than houston
You really hate the Astros? Really? The only team worth hating is the effin' Dodgers. I don't even hate the damn Yankees.


The dodgers aren't worth hating at all. Rangers and Astros never play them but once every few years.

Unless you're taking a shot at the dodgers for political reasons....
You aren't an Astros fan and weren't around with us in the NL West. **** the Dodgers and Tommy Lasorda.

Their fans are also among the worst.
That's true. I forgot about your national league history, but weren't you guys still in the NL Central?


We were in the NL West before the first realignment. And Tommy Lasagna can gobble my crank. Lets just get that out there. I hate that fat jackwagon.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Buck Compton said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

jkag89 said:

Aggie_3 said:

I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than houston
You really hate the Astros? Really? The only team worth hating is the effin' Dodgers. I don't even hate the damn Yankees.


The dodgers aren't worth hating at all. Rangers and Astros never play them but once every few years.

Unless you're taking a shot at the dodgers for political reasons....
You aren't an Astros fan and weren't around with us in the NL West. **** the Dodgers and Tommy Lasorda.

Their fans are also among the worst.
That's true. I forgot about your national league history, but weren't you guys still in the NL Central?




We were in the NL West until they added the central divisions with the Marlins & Rockies expansion.
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Grapesoda2525 said:

Buck Compton said:

Grapesoda2525 said:

jkag89 said:

Aggie_3 said:

I really hope the Rangers can win the series against New York just to send the Ball Park in Arlington our the right way. I'll be happy for Air Conditioned baseball next year but got dammit beat the Yankees only team I hate more than houston
You really hate the Astros? Really? The only team worth hating is the effin' Dodgers. I don't even hate the damn Yankees.


The dodgers aren't worth hating at all. Rangers and Astros never play them but once every few years.

Unless you're taking a shot at the dodgers for political reasons....
You aren't an Astros fan and weren't around with us in the NL West. **** the Dodgers and Tommy Lasorda.

Their fans are also among the worst.
That's true. I forgot about your national league history, but weren't you guys still in the NL Central?


The Central wasn't created until like 1994. Before that it was the West and East, no wild card, no divisional series.
 
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