***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Danny Vermin
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Thanks for the batting practice, McHugh.
Cynical Texan w/ MS
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McHugh loves the Rangers. 48 pitches... 7-1
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#RANGERS7 #PAPAJOHNS
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eesh this is embarrassing
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After today, 1/3 of the Rangers wins will be against the Astros
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Danny Vermin
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No mercy..lets put 30 on these ****heads and their bandwagon fans.
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I mean just out their whipping the rest of the leagues ass so we can not even show up against this group of misfits and morons
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Metroplex fans calling Houston fans bandwagon thats rich AF
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Keeper of The Spirits said:

Metroplex fans calling Houston fans bandwagon thats rich AF


This is very true!
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Danny Vermin said:

No mercy..lets put 30 on these ****heads and their bandwagon fans.


I hope you score 100. It still won't matter. Enjoy mediocrity. We will enjoy another title run.
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Talk about batting practice. Y'all given up 5 HRs.
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Danny Vermin said:

Thanks for the batting practice, McHugh.


Your staff hasn't been much better today

Both pitching staffs suck right now
Danny Vermin
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Will we win every series against the assblows? 2-0 so far.

Scoreboard, losers.
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stros
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Danny Vermin said:

Will we win every series against the assblows? 2-0 so far.

Scoreboard, losers.


You get the silver boot. We'll take the commissioners trophy. Deal?
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Enjoy hoisting that silver boot trophy. The Astros are going to be lifting a trophy with 30 gold flags on it. You might of seen it traveling around Texas the last year or so. You don't have one but you know what it looks like.
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Verlander, Cole, Mchugh

Smyly, Sampson, Miller

Embarrassing
Danny Vermin
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Astros will not win the world series.


Book it.
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Danny Vermin said:

Astros will not win the world series.


Book it.


Can't wait to bring this back up in October
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Keeper of The Spirits said:

I mean just out their whipping the rest of the leagues ass so we can not even show up against this group of misfits and morons
Your team just got teabagged by a group of "misfits and morons".


ENJOY!
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No need to wait till October. Probably late July when the Astros are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Danny Vermin
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cap-n-jack said:

Enjoy hoisting that silver boot trophy. The Astros are going to be lifting a trophy with 30 gold flags on it. You might of seen it traveling around Texas the last year or so. You don't have one but you know what it looks like.


Yeah, we are missing that in our trophy case but we still polish our 5 Lombardis, One Stanley Cup and our Larry O'Brien regularly.
Grapesoda2525
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Astros went right at us both times and used their best starters.

We got a double dose of verlander and Cole. Still won both series.

That's gotta hurt!
Farmer1906
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Danny Vermin said:

cap-n-jack said:

Enjoy hoisting that silver boot trophy. The Astros are going to be lifting a trophy with 30 gold flags on it. You might of seen it traveling around Texas the last year or so. You don't have one but you know what it looks like.


Yeah, we are missing that in our trophy case but we still polish our 5 Lombardis, One Stanley Cup and our Larry O'Brien regularly.


Arlington has won zero of those.
Danny Vermin
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We are the TEXAS Rangers and we represent the entire state except for the dumpster know as Houston.
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Danny Vermin said:

We are the TEXAS Rangers and we represent the entire state except for the dumpster know as Houston.


Good thing HOUSTON has the Commissioners Trophy and two NBA Championships. Real Texans don't give two flying ****s about a hockey trophy
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cap-n-jack said:

Enjoy hoisting that silver boot trophy. The Astros are going to be lifting a trophy with 30 gold flags on it. You might of seen it traveling around Texas the last year or so. You don't have one but you know what it looks like.


"might of seen it"

Really?
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JABQ04 said:

Danny Vermin said:

We are the TEXAS Rangers and we represent the entire state except for the dumpster know as Houston.


Good thing HOUSTON has the Commissioners Trophy and two NBA Championships. Real Texans don't give two flying ****s about a hockey trophy


Must suck to not be important enough to have an NHL team.
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JABQ04 said:

Danny Vermin said:

We are the TEXAS Rangers and we represent the entire state except for the dumpster know as Houston.


Good thing HOUSTON has the Commissioners Trophy and two NBA Championships. Real Texans don't give two flying ****s about a hockey trophy
Too bad the Texans will never win a Lombardi trophy.

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JABQ04 said:

Danny Vermin said:

We are the TEXAS Rangers and we represent the entire state except for the dumpster know as Houston.


Good thing HOUSTON has the Commissioners Trophy and two NBA Championships. Real Texans don't give two flying ****s about a hockey trophy
Do they give a **** about the NFL or recent NBA success?
Farmer1906
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Cappo said:

JABQ04 said:

Danny Vermin said:

We are the TEXAS Rangers and we represent the entire state except for the dumpster know as Houston.


Good thing HOUSTON has the Commissioners Trophy and two NBA Championships. Real Texans don't give two flying ****s about a hockey trophy
Do they give a **** about the NFL or recent NBA success?


1. This is about the world champion Astros and some middle of the road Rangers team.

2. The Dallas/Arlington combo has produced bad Rangers teams, bad Mavs teams, and a Cowboys team on par with the Texans. I couldn't tell you if the Stars are good or bad because this isn't Canada.
tjack16
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Danny Vermin said:

Astros will not win the world series.


Book it.


Well the rangers won't either and have never won it.
Keeper of The Spirits
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Want to give me some parlay odds on the Astros still winning the boot, winning the WS and Arlington continuing to be a suburban hell hole?
 
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