***** Official 2019 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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dvldog said:

Produce a single post from the past 3 years stating that. We all know he sucks.


I'm not going to dig back 3 years but in 2016 there were rangers fans saying they'd take him over Altuve
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So 3 years ago? You got us.

You talk about Ranger fans living in the past...
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dvldog said:

So 3 years ago? You got us.

You talk about Ranger fans living in the past...


You just said produce a post within 3 years ....
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bearkatag15 said:

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No football championships.

Definitely the most important sport in Texas and you guys have a big fat goose egg. The Texans will never win a super bowl either.
LO ****ing L.... bringing football trash talk into a baseball thread...


REACH
You must not have been following this thread very closely.

Whenever we bring up the argument that we've won more head to head games against you guys, some goof ball always chimes in and compares us to the sips for boasting about a "meaningless" stat / history.

You guys can't use the sip / A&M football comparison to refute the deficit of your head to head record against us in games then turn around and scoff at the argument of pointing out your cities lack of football championships when that is brought up.

I didn't bring football into this thread, several of your butt buddies did earlier. It's well within the rules now.
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Fair enough. I don't believe in bringing in another sport or team into a discussion about Astros/Rangers.
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Hell yeah, Delino.
tjack16
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Series record : back in Astros favor
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Good game
irish pete ag06
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Just a battle down the stretch here.
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tjholley16 said:

dvldog said:

So 3 years ago? You got us.

You talk about Ranger fans living in the past...


You just said produce a post within 3 years ....


You got me. We love Odor. We all think he's better than Altuve.
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I don't think I've seen us try to give away a game any more than this one. And y'all still couldn't close the deal out.

8 games back and we're inching closer and closer to the deadline. Y'all full on sellers yet?
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dvldog said:

tjholley16 said:

dvldog said:

So 3 years ago? You got us.

You talk about Ranger fans living in the past...


You just said produce a post within 3 years ....


You got me. We love Odor. We all think he's better than Altuve.


What an idiot.
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irish pete ag06 said:

Just a battle down the stretch here.


Aren't pretty much all games within 5 battles per the posters on this thread.
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irish pete ag06 said:

tjholley16 said:

the fact that Tyler White has a better batting average than Odor


But dog... Odor is destined to appear in the most games ever by a 2nd baseman. First ballet HoF



Maybe odor should try the ballet. He'd probably have a better chance at making it over their version of the Mendoza line.
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Houston took 11 innings to beat a rebuilding Rangers team.
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Farmer1906 said:

dvldog said:

tjholley16 said:

dvldog said:

So 3 years ago? You got us.

You talk about Ranger fans living in the past...


You just said produce a post within 3 years ....


You got me. We love Odor. We all think he's better than Altuve.


What an idiot.


Wow. You got me.

Should have learned better than to come out of the shadows to argue with the mensa member. Back in the shadows I go.
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Good game there, Rangers made the most of their hits, 3 errors (should have been 4) and. 2 Tootblans from the Stros. Really thought we were going to blow that.
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dvldog said:

Farmer1906 said:

dvldog said:

tjholley16 said:

dvldog said:

So 3 years ago? You got us.

You talk about Ranger fans living in the past...


You just said produce a post within 3 years ....


You got me. We love Odor. We all think he's better than Altuve.


What an idiot.


Wow. You got me.

Should have learned better than to come out of the shadows to argue with the mensa member. Back in the shadows I go.


I'd run and hide too if my team was constantly mediocre with no shot at Daddy.
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Lt. Joe Bookman said:

Houston took 11 innings to beat a rebuilding Rangers team.


That's quality **** talk right there boys.

Shut it down.
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Silent For Too Long said:

Lt. Joe Bookman said:

Houston took 11 innings to beat a rebuilding Rangers team.


That's quality **** talk right there boys.

Shut it down.


You and farmer take this **** way too seriously. It's sad.
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I will say... I'm a younger Astros fan (both and raised in Houston and gone to games since about 2002 when I was in elementary school) ... but if we weren't in the same division, I wouldn't hate the Rangers.

I didnt even see this as a rivalry until we joined the AL in 2013. It's more fun to have an in state rival than have a rivalry with somebody like the Cardinals or Pirates
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**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON
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etxag18 said:

**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON


Somebody is salty
Silent For Too Long
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Yeah. I'm taking this **** real seriously chief.

It's a **** talking thread, kitten. I enjoy needling posters like GS who, OBVIOUSLY, are too invested in this ***** That's why, win or lose, I can roll with it. It's a fun little distraction.

We are leagues better then you and everyone in baseball knows it, but its truly endearing how much Ws over Houston invigeroates your fanbase. Your own thread will be dead fir weeks until such an occurrence. Its basically the only thing your fanbase has to look forward to, at this point.
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etxag18 said:

**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON


So salty.
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J.D. c/o 05 said:

etxag18 said:

**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON


So salty.

You beat a team who was projected to win 72 this year. Congrats
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etxag18 said:

J.D. c/o 05 said:

etxag18 said:

**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON


So salty.

You beat a team who was projected to win 72 this year. Congrats


Still salty.
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etxag18 said:

J.D. c/o 05 said:

etxag18 said:

**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON


So salty.

You beat a team who was projected to win 72 this year. Congrats


Oh, damn. The classic "everyone knows we suck" rebuttal.

Have the Rangers fallen so far so fast?

You still have a chance to win the Silver Boot and salvage your season, guys. Don't lose hope yet.
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etxag18 said:

**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON


Pretty bold statement coming from someone in East Texas.
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titanmaster_race said:

etxag18 said:

**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON


Pretty bold statement coming from someone in East Texas.


Hey. East Texas is cool, man.
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Silent For Too Long said:

etxag18 said:

J.D. c/o 05 said:

etxag18 said:

**** THE ASTROS. YOU STILL HAVE TO LIVE IN HOUSTON


So salty.

You beat a team who was projected to win 72 this year. Congrats


Oh, damn. The classic "everyone knows we suck" rebuttal.

Have the Rangers fallen so far so fast?

You still have a chance to win the Silver Boot and salvage your season, guys. Don't lose hope yet.

I haven't lost hope because I'm about that #nevereverquit. The Rangers have taken 2 of the last 3. I just think it's hilarious that the Astros finally stop being an embarrassment to the state of Texas and all these "Astros" fans come out of the wood works beating their chests. Enjoy your run, it won't last for long
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Silent For Too Long said:

Yeah. I'm taking this **** real seriously chief.

It's a **** talking thread, kitten. I enjoy needling posters like GS who, OBVIOUSLY, are too invested in this ***** That's why, win or lose, I can roll with it. It's a fun little distraction.

We are leagues better then you and everyone in baseball knows it, but its truly endearing how much Ws over Houston invigeroates your fanbase. Your own thread will be dead fir weeks until such an occurrence. Its basically the only thing your fanbase has to look forward to, at this point.
It's nice to know that I get under your skin so much that you bring me up all the time in this thread.

Danny Vermin
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Farmer, as usual, gets on a step stool to talk smack. What a know nothing little punk.
Silent For Too Long
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Twice.

I still love you, though, GS. I'm sober now for professional reasons but my next blunt is for you buddy.
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Silent For Too Long said:

Twice.

I still love you, though, GS. I'm sober now for professional reasons but my next blunt is for you buddy.
Be smart about it and don't get busted.

Unbelievably, it's still illegal in this state.
 
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