Brad Mills: I have something I think you all ought to know about. It seems that Superaggie73 doesn't think too highly of our worth. Ed Wade put this team together because he thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last, knocking attendance down to the point where he could move the team to Miami... and get rid of all of us for better personnel.
Carlos Lee: Even Me?
Brad Mills: Even you, Lee.
Bud Norris: What if we DON'T finish last?
Brad Mills: They'll REPLACE you with somebody who WILL. After this season, you'll be sent back to the minors or given your outright release.
JD Martinez [stands up] Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.
Carlos Lee: What's that?
JD Martinez: Win the whole ****ing thing.
[long pause]
Jed Lowrie: [stands up] Yeah.
Jordan Lyles: [pounds his hand] YES!
Jose Altuve: Arriba!