Gonna be a lot of solid gif's from TD, like that "coming to pick up my files" one.
HBO new series, True Detective
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kill-****-marry
the women that Marty has banged
the women that Marty has banged
I liked the captain's line calling Marty a human tampon.
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kill-****-marry
the women that Marty has banged
You're going to feel really bad when Marty winds up killing one of his exes!
f***********************k this s**t. nope.
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kill-****-marry
the women that Marty has banged
holy boner that is a tough one. I guess I'd kill the former prosty, f the wife, and marry Alexandra daddario
Daddardio's character has quite a bit of BSC in her.
I'd kill the former hooker, f Daddardio, and marry Maggie
I'd kill the former hooker, f Daddardio, and marry Maggie
All 3 of them are hot and BSC. I think Daddario would be the best one to marry though because she is the least BSC of the group, just don't ever cross her.
That tie theory.
Did someone from Texags make that?
Did someone from Texags make that?
with Maggie, at least you know there's no ticking fat bomb
Yeah, but she's got a lot of emotional baggage that she's never getting over. She also has a messed up family (though they have a nice lake house) and if you marry her you get to deal with her Mom and Dad as well. No thanks.
I think Daddario has the least baggage and is the most likely to become a good wife. She's got baggage as well but at least she wants to find a nice guy and settle down. Her only BSC came when Marty crossed the line and decided he wanted to treat her like his private property while he stayed married. Hard to blame her honestly as Marty likely blew it for her with what seemed like a decent guy (or at least one with one of the best lines of the series when he said "a little bit".
The ex hooker is just asking for trouble. She's likely to end up screwing around after a few years and obviously has major issues that are nearly impossible to resolve.
I'd kill the wife, screw the hooker, and marry Daddario. If nothing else I could get lost in those boobies forever.
I think Daddario has the least baggage and is the most likely to become a good wife. She's got baggage as well but at least she wants to find a nice guy and settle down. Her only BSC came when Marty crossed the line and decided he wanted to treat her like his private property while he stayed married. Hard to blame her honestly as Marty likely blew it for her with what seemed like a decent guy (or at least one with one of the best lines of the series when he said "a little bit".
The ex hooker is just asking for trouble. She's likely to end up screwing around after a few years and obviously has major issues that are nearly impossible to resolve.
I'd kill the wife, screw the hooker, and marry Daddario. If nothing else I could get lost in those boobies forever.
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Yeah, but she's got a lot of emotional baggage that she's never getting over. She also has a messed up family (though they have a nice lake house) and if you marry her you get to deal with her Mom and Dad as well. No thanks.
I think Daddario has the least baggage and is the most likely to become a good wife. She's got baggage as well but at least she wants to find a nice guy and settle down. Her only BSC came when Marty crossed the line and decided he wanted to treat her like his private property while he stayed married. Hard to blame her honestly as Marty likely blew it for her with what seemed like a decent guy (or at least one with one of the best lines of the series when he said "a little bit".
The ex hooker is just asking for trouble. She's likely to end up screwing around after a few years and obviously has major issues that are nearly impossible to resolve.
I'd kill the wife, screw the hooker, and marry Daddario. If nothing else I could get lost in those boobies forever.
Very informative and thought provoking post. Looks like it was carefully thought through.
She has a name, 93- and it's Beth. And she wants to be ****** in the ***
Marty, on phone,powerless: Ohhhhhh Beth
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The mask drawing may be a strecth, but there is something different about that face compared to the others in the drawing. It immediately jumps out to me and makes me think of this guy
The Yellow King
[This message has been edited by longhornhere55 (edited 2/26/2014 11:56a).]
I am enjoying the kill-****-marry debate more so than the last few pages retarded theory fest.
Holy ****, the tie theory
So, would ya say that you like 60% of the posts everytime?
kill maggie, bang beth in the booty, marry daddario
i'm weird
kill AD in a ritual
admire Beth
marry Maggie
kill AD in a ritual
admire Beth
marry Maggie
^
i know. it's backlash to the AD t's are proof of internet jesus meme.
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So, would ya say that you like 60% of the posts everytime?
I don't get it
Don't worry, it's a terrible joke
I laughed...
at SP's response
at SP's response
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http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6955188/rust-cohle-okcupid-profile-true-detective
Rust's OKcupid profile
Rust's OKcupid profile
That profile is awesome.
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Boggle
HAHAHAHAHAHH
That profile is AWESOME
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Cohle now being brought into the depths of tielessness
And what's even funnier about the tie theory is that it all stemmed from "He's wearing a yellow tie, his the yellow king" Which I fall into that group as well. So its like I'm laughing WITH me, not AT me...
Has a girl ever asked y'all if you want "bourbon" like that?
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Rust's OKcupid profile
any way to directly post it on here? on mobile and having trouble reading it.
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